A contest... with guns! (in Contests)

I have recently stumbled on perhaps the best bot check ever:

Now you may not think that it's all that funny, but that's because it is no good on by itself. Its true power lies in its ability to enhance the humor of other bot checks. Try it yourself, and add with/guns to these botchecks:
hot/pose
hero/cow
veto/war
babe/crew
smug/prey
Hilarious. So then, that means that it is your mission to find me the best companion for my favorite bot check. I will give $75k to the bot check that makes me laugh the hardest when used in conjunction with with/guns. The winner gets an extra $25k if a picture of the bot check is included in the post.

The pic I've been using for a while on the character pet, love//you

I also have evil//pies and kill//jugs saved somewhere.

It even rhymes :)

I have alot more!!

I just got eat / gun a few minutes ago. :-)

eat / gun is now loaded on Big Worthless Junkman. :-)

The one on this character of mine, Smallville

sorrie pasted the wrong one -.-

Can't incldue the check, not got the html skills :(

Just got;

Guns // Mix

just got hero/grow
(like I know how to past the image here)

Thanks to everyone who posted a botcheck. I had a lot of fun reading the entries. In a sense, you are all winners. But in another, more accurate sense the real winners are BarzooMonkey and evilfattyman. thug/nun made me laugh the hardest, especially if she was born/mean with/guns. Originally I didn't say anything about a runner up, but slew/apes with/guns is just too funny. Especially if the ape-slaying and bullet-spraying was done by a rude/imp.

AvoidCXT (Nascence) 199.44.16.41 QBBarzooMonkey (Rogue Dogs) $100000 -- a prize with/guns 9:55 PM EDT
AvoidCXT (Nascence) 199.44.16.41 evilfattyman (evilfatness) $50000 -- runner up with/guns 9:53 PM EDT

thanks