I have recently stumbled on perhaps the best bot check ever:
Now you may not think that it's all that funny, but that's because it is no good on by itself. Its true power lies in its ability to enhance the humor of other bot checks. Try it yourself, and add with/guns to these botchecks:
Hilarious. So then, that means that it is your mission to find me the best companion for my favorite bot check. I will give $75k to the bot check that makes me laugh the hardest when used in conjunction with with/guns. The winner gets an extra $25k if a picture of the bot check is included in the post.