Mr. Hammer and Mrs. DB's Love Affair... (in Public Record)
A Carnage Blender Films production
Starring Mr.Ash's forge hammer
And The Boots of Sai Roland Deschain (+65)
"The mysterious Mrs.DBs"
It would seems that the mysterious lady who seduced Mr. Hammer has rather strange tastes...
She likes to be hit.
Just as much as Mr.Hammer likes to hit stuff.
Man, oh man. Such perfect complementariness has got to hide something. It's just too good to be true...
It truly is.
Somewhere in the shadows, Mr. Thuringwethil is watching as his wife falls deep into sinfulness, jealousy filling his metal brain with dark, violent thoughts....
August 29 2007 10:39 AM EDT
You finally cracked eh Ash? They always said forging drives people crazy...here's the proof....
August 29 2007 11:26 AM EDT
Crazy? You must mean enlightened ;)
August 29 2007 12:02 PM EDT
"Crazy? You must mean enlightened ;)"
Is there a difference?
August 29 2007 12:06 PM EDT
"Somewhere in the shadows, Mr. Thuringwethil is watching as his wife falls deep into sinfulness, jealousy filling his metal brain with dark, violent thoughts...."
He decided that.. Mr.Hammer must die! He went to the local Variety store, looking for anything he could use to aid him in his deadly assault to kill Mr. Hammer.
The difference between enlightenment and craziness?
Closest comparison I can find is Butter V.S Margarine.
August 29 2007 1:03 PM EDT
/me misses his old DB's
August 29 2007 1:14 PM EDT
You should get Mem in on the film production. ;)
August 29 2007 1:16 PM EDT
I can't believe it's not crazy!
August 29 2007 2:27 PM EDT
Its enlightened johnny, enlightened ;)
Alright, here is a heads up:
Mysterious Lady Displacement is now at (+66), with about 20% done.
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August 30 2007 6:31 AM EDT
/me wants a Rune of Craziness!
August 30 2007 10:58 AM EDT
Rough progress meter: 22.906%
Now at +67 !
September 1 2007 6:52 PM EDT
Managed to get + 68 at school today.
Mr. Hammer and Mrs Dbs have had much difficulty finding a dark corner to let their most basic instincts loose lately :) This may have something to do with the bombing of Mr.H's forge ...
Mr. Thuringwethil has been sighted, with what a witness said looked like "one of those flashy boxes of Ex.Shots, you know, with that Swirly guy on them", on the scene a couple hours prior to the explosion, but the inspectors are still trying to constitute a possible link between this testimony and the act of vandalism.
The witness insisted that the guy also had "one heck of a 'stache."
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