Mr. Hammer and Mrs. DB's Love Affair... (in Public Record)

Eurynome Bartleby [Bartleby's] August 29 2007 10:36 AM EDT

A Carnage Blender Films production

Starring Mr.Ash's forge hammer


And The Boots of Sai Roland Deschain [0](+65)


"The mysterious Mrs.DBs"

Destiny strikes!
It would seems that the mysterious lady who seduced Mr. Hammer has rather strange tastes...
She likes to be hit.
Just as much as Mr.Hammer likes to hit stuff.
Man, oh man. Such perfect complementariness has got to hide something. It's just too good to be true...
It truly is.
Somewhere in the shadows, Mr. Thuringwethil is watching as his wife falls deep into sinfulness, jealousy filling his metal brain with dark, violent thoughts....

QBJohnnywas August 29 2007 10:39 AM EDT

You finally cracked eh Ash? They always said forging drives people's the proof....

ScY August 29 2007 11:26 AM EDT

Crazy? You must mean enlightened ;)

Eurynome Bartleby [Bartleby's] August 29 2007 11:27 AM EDT

Probably :)

QBJohnnywas August 29 2007 12:02 PM EDT

"Crazy? You must mean enlightened ;)"

Is there a difference?

48Zach August 29 2007 12:06 PM EDT

"Somewhere in the shadows, Mr. Thuringwethil is watching as his wife falls deep into sinfulness, jealousy filling his metal brain with dark, violent thoughts...."

He decided that.. Mr.Hammer must die! He went to the local Variety store, looking for anything he could use to aid him in his deadly assault to kill Mr. Hammer.

Eurynome Bartleby [Bartleby's] August 29 2007 12:46 PM EDT

The difference between enlightenment and craziness?

Closest comparison I can find is Butter V.S Margarine.

deifeln August 29 2007 1:03 PM EDT

/me misses his old DB's

ScY August 29 2007 1:14 PM EDT

You should get Mem in on the film production. ;)

QBJohnnywas August 29 2007 1:16 PM EDT

I can't believe it's not crazy!

ScY August 29 2007 2:27 PM EDT

Its enlightened johnny, enlightened ;)

Eurynome Bartleby [Bartleby's] August 30 2007 6:16 AM EDT

Alright, here is a heads up:

Mysterious Lady Displacement is now at (+66), with about 20% done.

1 MINUTE 1 August 30 2007 6:31 AM EDT

/me wants a Rune of Craziness!

QBOddBird August 30 2007 10:58 AM EDT

Yay! =D

Eurynome Bartleby [Bartleby's] August 31 2007 6:01 PM EDT

Rough progress meter: 22.906%

Now at +67 !

QBOddBird September 1 2007 6:52 PM EDT

Woot! ^_^

Eurynome Bartleby [Bartleby's] September 4 2007 10:33 AM EDT

Managed to get + 68 at school today.

Mr. Hammer and Mrs Dbs have had much difficulty finding a dark corner to let their most basic instincts loose lately :) This may have something to do with the bombing of Mr.H's forge ...

Mr. Thuringwethil has been sighted, with what a witness said looked like "one of those flashy boxes of Ex.Shots, you know, with that Swirly guy on them", on the scene a couple hours prior to the explosion, but the inspectors are still trying to constitute a possible link between this testimony and the act of vandalism.

The witness insisted that the guy also had "one heck of a 'stache."
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