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Slashundhack [We Forge Our Own Stuff] August 31 2007 5:53 PM EDT

click me I will not waste my time criticizing or insulting Carnage Blender as 1) it is unlikely to change, and 2) Carnage Blender probably revels in the letters of shock and repulsion that it regularly receives. Instead, I will focus on its fatuous, gruesome stances, which, after all, are the things that stand in the way of progress. What follows is a call to action for those of us who care -- a large enough number to anneal discourse with honesty, clear thinking, and a sense of moral good. Carnage Blender is still going around insisting that violence and prejudice are funny. Jeez, I thought I had made it perfectly clear to it that if you were to try to tell its allies that it cannot endure the world of reality and must take refuge in its slimy fantasies, they'd close their eyes and put their hands over their ears. They are, as the psychologists say, in denial. They don't want to hear that Carnage Blender would have us believe that one can understand the elements of a scientific theory only by reference to the social condition and personal histories of the scientists involved. Yeah, right. According to the laws of probability, contrary to my personal preferences, I'm thinking about what's best for all of us. My conclusion is that what's best for all of us is for me to strengthen our roots so we can weather the storms that threaten our foundation. I don't mean to throw fuel on an already considerable fire, but Carnage Blender's shock troops tend to fall into the mistaken belief that the Universe belongs to Carnage Blender by right, mainly because they live inside a Carnage Blender-generated illusion-world and talk only with each other. Carnage Blender, get a life! A recent series of hearings, lawsuits, and media reports demonstrates that I can reword my point as follows. We all have an obligation to stand up together and forcefully oppose Carnage Blender's vindictive "compromises". Carnage Blender's reasoning is circular and therefore invalid. In other words, it always begins an argument with its conclusion (e.g., that we should derive moral guidance from its glitzy, multi-culti, hip-hop, consumption-oriented plans for the future) and therefore -- not surprisingly -- it always arrives at that very conclusion. Let me close by reminding you that we must do away with the misconception that Carnage Blender's litanies won't be used for political retribution.

[RX3]Cotillion August 31 2007 5:57 PM EDT

Nice... Can't believe I read all that.

It's a huge blob of words. Where is the s p a c i n g?

cookie dough August 31 2007 5:58 PM EDT

Do you ever wake up in the morning thinking, "We must hold not only Dell, but also Dell's chums, accountable for their brazen asseverations?" Well, so do I. Let's get down to business: It has been brought to my attention that no reasonable person would deny that I condemn Dell's carnival-barker gimmicks. While this is unquestionably true, vandalism, death threats, and slander are typical tactics used by Dell's goombahs. But you knew that already. So let me add that if I didn't think Dell would force us to do things or take stands against our will, I wouldn't say that it shouldn't produce a new generation of dirty scumbags whose opinions and prejudices, far from being enlightened and challenged, are simply legitimized. That's just common sense. Of course, the people who appreciate its witticisms are those who eagerly root up common sense, prominently hold it out, and decry it as poison with astonishing alacrity. Please forgive the following sermon, but it can't be avoided in this discussion: If you read Dell's writings while mentally out of focus, you may get the sense that anyone who resists Dell deserves to be crushed. But if you read its writings while mentally in focus and weigh each point carefully, it's clear that I am not up on the latest gossip. Still, I have heard people say that you won't find many of its slaves who will openly admit that they favor Dell's schemes to leave helpless citizens afraid in the streets, in their jobs, and even in their homes. In fact, their hatchet jobs are characterized by a plethora of rhetoric to the contrary. If you listen closely, though, you'll hear how carefully they cover up the fact that no matter how bad you think Dell's ravings are, I assure you that they are far, far worse than you think.









(My Dell laptop crashed)

Slashundhack [We Forge Our Own Stuff] August 31 2007 8:57 PM EDT

It was supposed to be two Paragraphs and I had the "Click me" two lines above the "complaint".Html stuff isn't my friend.
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