CB Chat Quotebook! (in Off-topic)

Well, as some of you may know, I've been working on a quotebook for CB for quite awhile now. However, can't decide when to publish it. It's been kind of a personal thing, but I always meant to post it for everyone eventually. So I will let you all decide.

Do you want to see the -hundreds- of lines of CB chat I have, or would you all like to wait a bit longer, and have more to read when I finally do publish it?

Also, either way, I invite ALL chatters to take quotes they like and Chatmail them to me. Please, don' edit. And please, don't do it against someone's will. Only one quote in my entire book was taken without permission (OWNED, SNK ;).

So, get back to me asap. Tanks.

You shouldn't publish it until there's a quote from me in it. Be prepared to wait a while, though, since I don't talk in chat too much. *evil laugh*

All I know about this thread is that someone's talking about tanks.

Where's the love with mages? ;)

<Nerevas> that's what happened! see he left FoD in the code and just renamed it ELB

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<mimic> EC is over powered -.-

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<Mem> (Here I am, just about the unluckiest guy when it comes to women, and I'm giving you advice... The self-styled CB ladies man... Sheesh!)

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<JaggedFel311> hey james, how big is yours?

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<G_Beee> size doesn't matter
<Mrs_Beee> size DOES matter

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<BMWheatIey> Your husband went to sleep instead of changing my name.
<BMWheatIey> I am hurt, cut deeply.
<Mrs_Beee> Sorry, he has no stamina

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<Angel_of_Death> whatever, this is the last time i came in carnage you all blowed it

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<lotien> i like the way frilly underwear feels against my skin

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<[Legolas]_Loki> This may seem like a very unreasonable question, and Im sorry but I must ask, are you male or female, because I believe your a female, but sometimes you seem like a male?
=> [Legolas]_Loki Just check my user profile picture and tell me which you think is me.
<[Legolas]_Loki> the female, but that picture and your last one had the same guy and the females look similar but i don't remember the old pic that well.

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* chappy keeps his schoolgirl thoughts to himself

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<Jonathan> don't get too cocky, BBQ, your time will come :)

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* Fuzzy_Wumpkins gets love from Pit

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* Juggernaut frowns.
<meso> Whats wrong Cutie?
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<Juggernaut> I found out that I'm not a pirate.
<meso> Well sure you are.
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<OddBird> He gets no booty though
<OddBird> obviously not a pirate
<OddBird> xD
<Juggernaut> Yeah, see, even OB knows.
* Juggernaut crrrrries.
* OddBird chortles.

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Those are a couple I have saved. I have another few *really* good ones, and one extremely hilarious, but non-PG one.

Don't those just ruin the best quote?

OOB, just for you, I will post one section of text :



<th00p> Of course I do I work the same night job as you do
<OddBird> Right, so you shouldn't have as much
<Lamuness> oh? th00p and OB are colleagues?
<OddBird> xD
* OddBird winks at th00p to doubleteam Lammy
* th00p bootydances on Lamu!
<Nerevas> uuuuuuuuuuuumm
* OddBird tagteams in and bootydances all up in Lammy's grill!
<Dragon> Anyone else terrified?
* Lamuness bootyflaps on th00p
<Nerevas> I'm mortified
<th00p> ewww
<Dragon> Dude, this is disgusting...
* Lamuness goes solo and bootygrinds all up in OB's eye
<Dragon> Go going in the quote book...
* OddBird turns and aims for Nerevas.
Nerevas left the room.
* Lamuness smirks @ GW


Again with the spellcheck? If I put no spell check, the HTML tag will ruin it. Can someone please tell me how to do this? Seriously? I hate padding the post just because the stupid spell check won't recognize. It's very annoying.
Again with the spellcheck? If I put no spell check, the HTML tag will ruin it. Can someone please tell me how to do this? Seriously? I hate padding the post just because the stupid spell check won't recognize. It's very annoying.
Again with the spellcheck? If I put no spell check, the HTML tag will ruin it. Can someone please tell me how to do this? Seriously? I hate padding the post just because the stupid spell check won't recognize. It's very annoying.
Again with the spellcheck? If I put no spell check, the HTML tag will ruin it. Can someone please tell me how to do this? Seriously? I hate padding the post just because the stupid spell check won't recognize. It's very annoying.

Use &#60; for the left <, type the name, type the right >. Then the HTML mode won't ruin those and you can use the nospellcheck tag without padding the posts and killing us all.

Example: I'd type it in like this:

&#60;Godwolf>

And in HTML it would say

<Godwolf>

One last quote that has to be in that Quotebook...


Carnage Blender Boxers. This way the girls know you've got the rhythm. Down Enter Down Enter Down Enter... --[poor]Vestax, 8:03 PM EST

LOL, hilarious stuff.

<cake_frosting> AAAAAAA!!!! I REINKED MY JIGGY INSTEAD OF MY HAL!!!!!
<lostling> lol
<cake_frosting> NOOOOOOOO!!!!!
<Flamey> :O
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<cake_frosting> ugh
<lostling> that deserves a quote
<Flamey> it does
<Ranger> Cake, I did the same to a 125k Jig a week ago
<Flamey> I was about ot post it

<lostling> wish jon would say something =x if he was there lol
<Jonathan> i'm breaking stuff
<lostling> yay
<lostling> lol
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<Flamey> Haha
<lostling> yep you definitely broke evasion
<lostling> lol flamey quote jon
<Flamey> That's a funny response
<Flamey> yep
<Ranger> sometimes one has to break an egg to make an omelet
<Jonathan> think it's fixed now

<Nerevas> I wonder what mikel is going to think about this toa nerf
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<Nerevas> probably something along the lines of "ARGHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"
<Angel_of_Death> edyflapper is on
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<Ranger> nah, Mikel has enough PTH, but the change is an outstanding on, the TOA still gives a lot of str/dex to make it useful to him to overcome defensive dex
<lostling> maybe mikel will be better off without a TOA
<lostling> he could use an ROBF =x
<Nerevas> also ranger, I imagine you'll see big hit fluctuations in range vs evasion walls that wear AoF, like bamf
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<Nerevas> one round to the next may cause you to go from 0 to 160 CTH with dex vs dex
<Ranger> not really as my EC is magnified vs AoF's. WHich is in the calcuations
<Nerevas> one round his defensive dex after bonus may still be slightly above your EC, next round it falls under
<Ranger> whatever bonus they get with the AoF, will be lost on the magnification vs my EC
<Ranger> perhaps, but I can live easily with that
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<Nerevas> anyhow, I think these are good changes
<Ranger> I thinkthey are excellent
<Ranger> nerfed the TOA to make it more valuable to those with smaller wapons
<Ranger> which is a great thing
<Nerevas> evasion is now truly the anti-archery tool
<Ranger> now do the same with the TOE with AC
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<Nerevas> I actually think ToE+AC is fine, shrug
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<Nerevas> but then, I'm a VB user
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<lostling> here comes mikel
<lostling> ;)
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* lostling goes to eat supper
* Nerevas prepares his earmuffs for the screams
* Dark_Dreky shuffles some paper.
* Ranger whistles in a corner
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<[CB1]Gun> I'm not retarded!

* [Vampire]WildEagle is confuzzled about all the numbers and stuff..
<JS> Let's ask Jon, he's right here
<Nerevas> he'd have to code something special for that lost
<[com-E]novice> lost: I think we're well aware you don't quite understand a lot of stuff. and no one listens to you anymore
<Nerevas> wow harsh lol
<lostling> novice whatever
<[Vampire]WildEagle> be nice to mimic..
<[CB1]Gun> wow he read my book
<[Vampire]WildEagle> you wrote a book? :O
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<[CB1]Gun> I'm not retarded!.... <-- the title ;)
<Nerevas> its called "shoving the gun in faces"
<[com-E]novice> He confuses people with the garbage he spews, he needs to be careful
<[CB1]Gun> hey it works for me
<Angel_of_Death> i do not!!
<[Vampire]WildEagle> can one buy that book on amazon? :P
<[com-E]novice> you just confuse people, garbage or no

<Nerevas> That [CB1] next to Gun's name, and the fact that he's named Gun, means he knows his stuff =)
<Nerevas> Created October 01, 2007 <-- lets all listen to Trid
<GodwoIf> ~lurk~
<[CB1]Gun> wow you lurked well for once
<GodwoIf> I've been lurking a-lot, lately..
<[CB1]Gun> gj really :)
<GodwoIf> Lol.