Fun Survey! (in Off-topic)

It was a survey done in during the Depression, and I would like to see how it changes.

Simply tell me how much money (USD) you'd have to be paid to do each of these things.

1. Have a little toe cut off.
2. Eat a 6 inch, live worm.
3. Live the rest of your life on a farm in Kansas.
4. Have one of your front upper teeth pulled out (no drugs to make it feel better!)
5. Strangle a stray cat to death with your bare hands.


Please, be honest! No goofy answers for the questions you find most amusing.

This should be fun though. :)

1. Have a little toe cut off.
Well, you don't need it to walk.. and it doesn't really serve a purpose.. But you would look like an idiot at the beach.. Let's say.. $15,000
2. Eat a 6 inch, live worm.
Worms!? Bah! They taste like water.. You dont even have to taste it, as they just slide right down.. Give me $20 and i'll do it.
3. Live the rest of your life on a farm in Kansas.
Kansas.. Southern accents.. FARM!!! $1,000,000 so I could afford my necessities like a computer to live through the life on the horrible farm.
4. Have one of your front upper teeth pulled out (no drugs to make it feel better!)
Aslong as I can have a denture or fake tooth put in afterwards, or if it was a baby-tooth.. $500 with insurance, $10,000 without, just incase it costs a lot to get the denture =)
5. Strangle a stray cat to death with your bare hands.
Well, cats are cool.. but stay cats hurt me.. Let's go with $5,000.. But isn't it against the law? If it is, $5,000 PLUS enough money for bail.

1)$10,000
2)$500
3)At par to living costs
4)$5,000
5)$1,000 if I don't have to let it scratch me $5,000 if I do.

1) $100,000.
2) If I am allowed to clean it, as low as $100 (providing "eat" means "OK to close eyes, plug nose, and swallow).
3) Immensely stupid question (doesn't fit with the rest). If it is somehow saying that I am provided for, just under house arrest or something, pay me nothing, I'll take it. But if I have to work the farm, and if I don't, I die -- not enough money to make it happen.
4) $100,000, assuming it is OK for me to get a prosthetic after.
5) $500,000.

1. Have a little toe cut off.
'bout 200k will do it. Enough to get a replacement and make some profit as well. [they make prosthetic toes, don't they?]

2. Eat a 6 inch, live worm.
How thick? Iono, probably 1,000$ but the concept of live.. eugh. Cooked is easy. I'd also have to be assured that it's healthy.

3. Live the rest of your life on a farm in Kansas.
Well, if it's just to claim residence there, then maybe $1,000,000 will do it. But permanently? Never leaving, even for vacation? No sum of money. I mean, you wouldn't be able to spend it anywhere, so there'd be no point.

4. Have one of your front upper teeth pulled out (no drugs to make it feel better!)
$10,000. A good replacement with the associated surgical costs would run maybe $2,000 ish? so yeah. Just a bit of profit.

5. Strangle a stray cat to death with your bare hands.
$1,000,000. It'd be a memory that stayed with me for the rest of my life. And it'd be a bad one. So a good hefty chunk of money.

1. Have a little toe cut off.
No amount of money would compel me to mutilate myself when I can avoid it

2. Eat a 6 inch, live worm.
If the worm is healthy for me, I'd say about 10k. I don't like the concept of eating live things

3. Live the rest of your life on a farm in Kansas.
No amount of money will compel me to throw my life away.

4. Have one of your front upper teeth pulled out (no drugs to make it feel better!)
See #1

5. Strangle a stray cat to death with your bare hands.
$500,000 would be enough if I could be assured that there would be no repercussions. Repercussions as in lawyers coming after me, people hating me, the cat not attacking me back. Oh and mental trauma would have to not occur.
Otherwise, no amount of money.

hmm..ok maybe I should clarify just a bit :P

Pretend for one, no extra repercussions would occur...so if you strangled the cat, nobody'd care. :P Also, please always assign a dollar value to your answers. How else could I give you averages and stuff? :P

Michael Vick CM'd saying he's made amends with canines but would like to explore interest in #5.

1. I wouldn't
2. $500
3. I wouldn't
4. I wouldn't
5. I wouldn't

Life is about more than money, it's about quality of life... only eating the worm is worth the consequence.