The winner of the poll of the physics club t-shirt contest was the Jessica Alba joke by JohnnyWas. $250,000 is awarded to him.
Though nobody got their idea decided as the shirt for this year, Sutekh's "Heisenberg's Uncertainty Principle" and "Embrace Uncertainty" submission was by far the closest, being outvoted by a measly 3 people in our club. So, for that effort, though not noted in the contest's rules, I also award Sutekh $250,000.
Congratulations, guys!