The Brain (in Off-topic)


Colonel Custard [SeeD] January 15 2008 12:23 AM EST

How does it work?

What I mean is that I took a year off from school. I'm now trying to apply to a college, but I find that I can't even put two sentences together in response to a question that they want me to answer. I can't think.

How do you make youself think after not doing so for 8 months? How do I turn my brain back on?

QBsutekh137 January 15 2008 12:32 AM EST

Put yourself outside of yourself and try to sound smart. Even a bit smarmy. You can do it if you project.

Then pull it back a bit and pull it into yourself. Find that spot between you and your smarmy, projected self. You can do it, I assure you.

Above all, remember you are just as good or better than everyone else out there. That is paramount.

Strong handshake. Nice smile. Eye contact. If you've got the goods, you're in.

Admindudemus [jabberwocky] January 15 2008 1:42 PM EST

read some physics and some philosophy, that should kick start it back into life! you should be able to find some online for free even.

drudge January 15 2008 1:51 PM EST

go play that brain age game, the commercial says it will keep ur brain exercisin

th00p January 15 2008 4:38 PM EST

Your brain really must be lagging. All the applications that I've seen, at least for the US, are due by the end of the calendar year (see: two weeks ago).
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