Best/Worst President in CB (in Off-topic)
January 28 2008 10:27 PM EST
Okay... Everyone has their opinions why they would/wouldn't make a good president. Let's hear 'em
January 28 2008 10:51 PM EST
Well, first off this whole "president" and "democracy" thing are tired and worn out. The democracy has been pulled over our eyes and we have become sheep contented to live under a thin veil of security provided to us by the few who have remnants of an all but lost generation living with in them. What we need is a KING. KING J'BOB. I would force happiness and prosperity upon all within my kingdom. Those who threaten my happiness and prosperity (referred to as HP) would have the pain of one thousand morgul hammers washed over them. Those who try to interfere with others HP will be brutally eviscerated for all to see.
My people will love me.
Behold and embrace your KING. KING J'BOB.
I vote j'bob.
(But you gotta give me a nice place in the administration. Chancellour Ash sounds nice. Oh, and 10% of all women in the kingdom become mine. Hand picked by me, of course. And pizza. Cold pizza.)
January 28 2008 11:13 PM EST
Grand Chancellour Ash. Overseer of HP throughout the land. Your palace will overflow with women and pizza. Cold pizza. Women shall desire you and men envy you! Ok, so is that a change for you?
January 28 2008 11:32 PM EST
I nominate myself.
I can do math.
January 28 2008 11:36 PM EST
Arrrgh! Darn you Mitt and your tricky math!
/me schemes of a way to deal with Mitt and Math.
I'm voting for Art Kumbalek!
In order to help his honorable j'bob defeating Mitt, I come up with the following problem:
The number 260013015747 is the product of 2 6-digit prime number. Find the 2 prime number. (it takes me like an hour to write a QBasic program to do the sum, and I keep the original number hidden from me as well. running the program again would give a different result, so that won't work)
I shall join Mitt's crusade should he come up with the 2 prime numbers.
*runs around like a little girl* "Honorable King J'Bob, what post do i get in your kingdom?"
P.S. I can't believe I actually spent that long finding a product of 2 prime number.
January 29 2008 11:16 AM EST
err... PK, you can be ... errr... Math Guy. Cause you made my non math head hurt with that post. All you desire shall be yours as long as i don't have to ever do math again.
January 29 2008 1:05 PM EST
woa, woa, woa, you're too late. im already cb president. we had the voting months ago. ask jbob.
January 29 2008 1:06 PM EST
drudge is correct.
January 29 2008 1:06 PM EST
I think Jonathan is the most logical choice...
January 29 2008 1:09 PM EST
hehe... this was actually meant to see peoples' theories on why they could or couldn't run a country, not CB :P
I am in no way an alpha type personality, this would make me a really lousy El Presidente. I however do have a personal vision (however warped) for how I see the world working and am very capable in an advisory capacity. I don't want to be Nixon, I want to be Kissinger (without the black soul and demonic fork ended pigs tail).
I vote for j'bob. But King Marlfox does have a nice ring to it... ;)
January 30 2008 12:41 PM EST
Dunno about President, but NSFY better get the role of Ombudsmen or he's gonna throw a hissy fit.
January 30 2008 12:54 PM EST
I couldn't run an country.
I'm not that great a multi-tasker...:(
January 30 2008 12:56 PM EST
I would be the worst possible, as I am lazy and love to sleep in...the President of the United States works on average a 90 hour week; I, on the other hand, would work 30 hours at most and have Dick Cheney make all my decisions for me. ;'D
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