Best/Worst President in CB (in Off-topic)

TheHatchetman January 28 2008 10:27 PM EST

Okay... Everyone has their opinions why they would/wouldn't make a good president. Let's hear 'em

j'bob January 28 2008 10:51 PM EST

Well, first off this whole "president" and "democracy" thing are tired and worn out. The democracy has been pulled over our eyes and we have become sheep contented to live under a thin veil of security provided to us by the few who have remnants of an all but lost generation living with in them. What we need is a KING. KING J'BOB. I would force happiness and prosperity upon all within my kingdom. Those who threaten my happiness and prosperity (referred to as HP) would have the pain of one thousand morgul hammers washed over them. Those who try to interfere with others HP will be brutally eviscerated for all to see.
My people will love me.
Behold and embrace your KING. KING J'BOB.

Eurynome Bartleby [Bartleby's] January 28 2008 11:06 PM EST

I vote j'bob.

(But you gotta give me a nice place in the administration. Chancellour Ash sounds nice. Oh, and 10% of all women in the kingdom become mine. Hand picked by me, of course. And pizza. Cold pizza.)

j'bob January 28 2008 11:13 PM EST

Grand Chancellour Ash. Overseer of HP throughout the land. Your palace will overflow with women and pizza. Cold pizza. Women shall desire you and men envy you! Ok, so is that a change for you?

[P]Mitt January 28 2008 11:32 PM EST

I nominate myself.

I can do math.

j'bob January 28 2008 11:36 PM EST

Arrrgh! Darn you Mitt and your tricky math!
/me schemes of a way to deal with Mitt and Math.

Flatcap [East Milwaukee Devival] January 28 2008 11:45 PM EST

I'm voting for Art Kumbalek!

Wizard'sFirstRule January 29 2008 4:37 AM EST

In order to help his honorable j'bob defeating Mitt, I come up with the following problem:
The number 260013015747 is the product of 2 6-digit prime number. Find the 2 prime number. (it takes me like an hour to write a QBasic program to do the sum, and I keep the original number hidden from me as well. running the program again would give a different result, so that won't work)
I shall join Mitt's crusade should he come up with the 2 prime numbers.
*runs around like a little girl* "Honorable King J'Bob, what post do i get in your kingdom?"

P.S. I can't believe I actually spent that long finding a product of 2 prime number.

j'bob January 29 2008 11:16 AM EST

err... PK, you can be ... errr... Math Guy. Cause you made my non math head hurt with that post. All you desire shall be yours as long as i don't have to ever do math again.

drudge January 29 2008 1:05 PM EST

woa, woa, woa, you're too late. im already cb president. we had the voting months ago. ask jbob.

QBOddBird January 29 2008 1:06 PM EST

drudge is correct.

GummyBear January 29 2008 1:06 PM EST

I think Jonathan is the most logical choice...

TheHatchetman January 29 2008 1:09 PM EST

hehe... this was actually meant to see peoples' theories on why they could or couldn't run a country, not CB :P

AdminQBnovice [Cult of the Valaraukar] January 29 2008 1:23 PM EST

I am in no way an alpha type personality, this would make me a really lousy El Presidente. I however do have a personal vision (however warped) for how I see the world working and am very capable in an advisory capacity. I don't want to be Nixon, I want to be Kissinger (without the black soul and demonic fork ended pigs tail).

Marlfox [Cult of the Valaraukar] January 30 2008 10:35 AM EST

I vote for j'bob. But King Marlfox does have a nice ring to it... ;)

AdminG Beee January 30 2008 12:41 PM EST

Dunno about President, but NSFY better get the role of Ombudsmen or he's gonna throw a hissy fit.

Smartmuck January 30 2008 12:54 PM EST

I couldn't run an country.

I'm not that great a multi-tasker...:(

QBOddBird January 30 2008 12:56 PM EST

I would be the worst possible, as I am lazy and love to sleep in...the President of the United States works on average a 90 hour week; I, on the other hand, would work 30 hours at most and have Dick Cheney make all my decisions for me. ;'D
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