*presents flowers* (in Off-topic)
February 13 2008 1:47 AM EST
Heyz! I'm lookin 4 a pretty, nice gurl to share my life with. If u interested, whisper me in game. I'm sexy. And not a nerd at all. I play sports. Football. Center field.
<The_Hatchetman> omg, i am saving an omega carp (damn things 800 lbs) for the first person to make a thread looking for a bf/gf...
You're going to get sold for parts GW...
February 13 2008 1:50 AM EST
CB is not a dating service...
/me carps the crap outta GW with the aforementioned carp
February 13 2008 1:52 AM EST
February 13 2008 2:14 AM EST
Why hello there.
February 13 2008 2:17 AM EST
Hey, baby *wink, wink*
February 13 2008 2:22 AM EST
? She ain't *that* ugly... :P
February 13 2008 2:25 AM EST
Oh... That was COLD. I was laughing because of the "Hey, baby" which is cliched as hell.
February 13 2008 11:54 AM EST
Just in case any of you women were thrown off my Pips' introduction, let me expand for you.
He really, really needs a woman to share his life with. Not out of desperation, no, but simply because it is such an experience that one cannot take it all in alone. He's not just sexy - he's smart. His favorite past-time is ping-pong, and he's extremely good at math and unafraid to let you know.
If you like pina coladas and getting caught in the rain...Pips is for you. Oh yeah, and that -is- a pocket protector, but he's still happy to see you. ;)
February 13 2008 4:32 PM EST
It's all TRUE! ;P
February 14 2008 2:56 PM EST
I enjoy long walks at the beach.....
well this is akward
February 14 2008 3:03 PM EST
Best... Thread... Ever...
Shall we start a dating service for GW?
Tip: CB is not a dating service, so no pestering people. <- ty lumpy
Let's start pestering him _more_ instead of finding him a date. Same babble, less touching.
February 14 2008 7:42 PM EST
I'm still waiting for Brent to come in with that quote he once got *wink, wink*
And, pfft, like I need a dating service. I'm dead sexy. Literally ^.^
February 14 2008 7:49 PM EST
WOW. No idea what to say to that. ROFL.
February 14 2008 7:52 PM EST
February 14 2008 8:08 PM EST
"And, pfft, like I need a dating service. I'm dead sexy. Literally ^.^"
You have no idea how hard I'm laughing :).
February 14 2008 8:17 PM EST
On a similar note, does anyone have ANY idea how hard it is to tell when someone is flirting with you if neither of you speak the same language?
On the same note, can anyone teach me Spanish? ;P
February 14 2008 8:51 PM EST
Very little flirting involves words... It's almost all in the eyes, actions/reactions, and the tone of the words themselves... And if ya can't pick up on what's flirting, and what's just friendly, you have a long road ahead of you... :P
"On the same note, can anyone teach me Spanish? ;P"
Try the google translator, It'll be amusing ;)
February 15 2008 11:36 PM EST
Yo te enseno como hablar en espanol, pero te voy a tener que cobrar. :)
February 17 2008 10:38 PM EST
Still looking ;P
February 18 2008 1:26 AM EST
...and achieving the same success as the last 10 years.
February 18 2008 1:48 AM EST
Actually, a bit worse I was a PLAYA when I was 9 <.<
February 18 2008 1:56 AM EST
Perhaps the problem is that you kept targeting other 9 y.o.'s, even though you've grown up?
February 18 2008 2:12 AM EST
"Perhaps the problem is that you kept targeting other 9 y.o.'s, even though you've grown up?"
February 18 2008 3:06 AM EST
I tried for a good 5 minutes to retort with something witty. I failed. However...
OB, you live in Alabama. By default, I win.
IT's easy to pick up girls at 9 man, Roll down the sidewalk on your bigwheel, pop out some jolly ranchers and ask her if she wants to come back to your pad and watch barney!
On another note, The ladies tend to not hang on CB. They be fillin the coffee shops bars and the streets! Get otta your chair and dig some up :P Some of em are even staight!
Also nerdy girls are hot.
February 18 2008 4:09 AM EST
"Also nerdy girls are hot"
February 18 2008 4:58 AM EST
well my young friends I see you are in need of my sage words....
In situations like this I feel it is beneficial to relate the complex topic (dating) to a simple surrogate (choosing a restaurant).
Please follow along:
There are a lot of criteria involved in choosing the right restaurant for you.
1) what kind of food do you prefer
2) what is your budget
3) how long since you last ate
First, preference is the most important consideration here. Myself I prefer something high class where I can enjoy caviar, kobe beef, and a nice vintage chianti. Let's face it, given the opportunity most of us will opt for the best possible restaurant out there. This causes problems. It drives the prices up and reduces availability. It might take a lot of calls and waiting before you get into the restaurant (if you do at all). So we must learn to temper preference with a dose of reality..... not everyone can eat at the best restaurant.
Secondly, not everyone can afford the best restaurant. Sure the lobster looks great but if you can only afford salad and a glass of water then dinner is gonna suck. Steak and dessert at the Keg is much more satisfying than salad and your town's finest restaurant.
(if the Keg is you town's finest restaurant move, seriously, do it NOW)
Finally, how long since your last meal? The Keg is great, but sometimes there are lines and it isn't exactly a supply of quick and easy supply of food. If it has been a really long time you may be better off grabbing the nearest sure thing, be it Taco Bell or BK or even Mickey D's. Sure it isn't anything to get excited about but it beats cooking for yourself. These places are cheap, fast, and always open..... not something to brag about to your friends, but sufficient in what the provide.
Now some of you may find it unpalatable to sink to the third bracket of restaurants and your pride may start to starve you.
There is a solution:
Go out and drink. Alcohol makes all food more appealing and will actually shift your bias towards the greasy salty cheap foods. When it's 2am and you're hungry any food will do. Thus you get a meal and heck, tomorrow you can try for that fancy restaurant.
February 18 2008 5:02 AM EST
Just to clarify....
You want to have physical relations with a fancy cow and some fish eggs, but you end up having to settle for popping a meatloaf in the microwave?
February 18 2008 5:08 AM EST
Pip is lost.....
it was a metaphor Pip..... not an indecent proposal to my dinner....
Subtlety is such a waste sometimes...
(and I bet the Keg is your town's finest restaurant)
February 18 2008 5:14 AM EST
You mean Atlanta's finest restaurant? I doubt it. Not when there is a place called OB's BBQ here.
And not wasted. Ignored. There's a difference.
*throws a swedish meatball at Loch and runs*
He means of the supermodel at the end of the bar throws her drink in your face and her not as attractive freind impacts your groin with her knee. The Lady of the night chainsmoking outside the mens room with a bottle of whiskey might be the better choice
February 18 2008 5:21 AM EST
Please keep your Swedish meatballs away from me!
And if I had known you were from Atlanta I never would have made the Keg comment (I also would have used much smaller words ;P )
"Lady of the night chain smoking with a bottle of whiskey'?
Dude, what kind of bars do you go to? And do they check for weapons and provide you with one if you arrive unarmed?
I really should not forum post at 2am
The best bars have hookers and 1 dollar shots :P Besides where else can you get a basket of fries and a pitcher of beer for five bucks?
February 18 2008 5:32 AM EST
Or you should get a good bit more wasted first ;P
Just carry around a picture of Tammy Fay Baker in your wallet, hold it up next to any prospective encounters and say to yourself "Well at least it's not Tammy fay" Anyone is lovely by comparison
February 18 2008 4:26 PM EST
Lmbo. So true, and so cruel.
February 18 2008 4:58 PM EST
"OB, you live in Alabama. By default, I win."
Are you kidding? Where you live, dating implies sitting by a river, playing a banjo, and waiting for some sucker to come floating past...
February 18 2008 5:37 PM EST
Thanks for the nightmares Flatcap......
She won't stop staring at me......
/me runs off to nearest monastery.
Yeah think I should turn that into a char portrait, maybe end battles by fright alone
February 18 2008 7:29 PM EST
Atlanta is not Georgia. Atlanta being called Georgia is like calling Hawaii a part of the Pacific.
You know I see a whole lot of words here, you know all the cool singles just use A/S/L as a pickup line these days.
February 18 2008 7:55 PM EST
February 18 2008 7:59 PM EST
Well Epiphany, since you asked,
I'm a 97 yo female living in the Tibetan mountains (GREAT WI FI) and enjoy long walks in blistery cold weather.
Do you have a pic you could send me? :D
February 18 2008 8:25 PM EST
Yeah, though if you've ever seen Fabio, it's just be redundant ;P
Fabio? Hes practically a woman....
February 19 2008 4:27 AM EST
Loch, that post was brilliant :)
any should mix this thread with alcohol?
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