QBOddBird
February 23 2008 12:50 AM EST
"Oddbird's Undies - Power Shield
Base AC : 0
A PR weight of 0.2
Negative 100% to DD
Negative 5 to Unarmed Combat
Plus 2 to AC for each point of enchantment. This effect occurs by stretching the item during forging, it's natural stiffness causing extreme protection against damage.
Cannot be equipped with a tattoo.
This item must be forged. The Dwarf just won't go there. "
--- Yukk
Jonathan, I think you need to take a second look at this one. It could be just the innovative new item you're looking for to implement next changemonth. ;)
forktoad
February 23 2008 12:55 AM EST
I guess its true... but tell me one thing... who other than ODDBIRD himself would like to wear it???
Obscurans
February 23 2008 1:33 AM EST
Seconded. I like the massive AC boost... don't make a horrendous upgrade curve.
What if after an extended period of time of stretching it just broke?
Would make people think twice about stretching undies and wasting cash.
Daz
February 23 2008 1:37 AM EST
Yeah, and what happens to the elastic?
Wait. I don't want to know. Never mind.
Lord Bob
February 23 2008 3:13 PM EST
"ATOMIC WEDGIE!"
New skill?
forktoad
February 24 2008 10:40 AM EST
The only underpants which everyone including superman would want to wear on top of his pants (considering its market value)
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