What did one snowman say to the other snowman? (in Contests)

SNK3R March 2 2008 10:06 PM EST

In an episode of Lost, Desmond asks this to Kate and Locke.

Best answer to the question/riddle "What did one snowman say to the other snowman?" wins $200,000.

ScY March 2 2008 10:06 PM EST

Is it hot in here, or is it just me?

QBOddBird March 2 2008 10:07 PM EST

"Dude, you can't go there! That's s'noman's land."

QBOddBird March 2 2008 10:08 PM EST

"Dude, you need to work out. Those arms are totally thin."

"Are you kidding? They're like tree trunks. I'm totally twiggy with it."

Big PAPA March 2 2008 10:09 PM EST

Smells like carrots

ScY March 2 2008 10:09 PM EST

"You're looking a bit pale"

TheHatchetman March 2 2008 10:09 PM EST

I'm freezing my butt on...

Mikel March 2 2008 10:09 PM EST

Do you smell carrots?

QBOddBird March 2 2008 10:10 PM EST

"Dude, where's my car?"

"It was destroyed in Jack Frost's blizzardskrieg."

TheHatchetman March 2 2008 10:10 PM EST

"Do you smell carrots?"

QBOddBird March 2 2008 10:12 PM EST

"Man, your sight is terrible. You need some glasses."

"Nah, it'll be no big deal, next Christmas this kid is getting coal again."

Karn March 2 2008 10:12 PM EST

"Together we will last longer."

QBOddBird March 2 2008 10:13 PM EST

"I'm a snow vampire! Don't get too close, or I'll frostbite your neck."

QBBarzooMonkey March 2 2008 10:15 PM EST

That's it - snow more, Mr. Ice Guy!

QBOddBird March 2 2008 10:18 PM EST

"Freeze! You're under arrest!"

"I'm already frozen! Don't taze me, snowbro!"

QBBarzooMonkey March 2 2008 10:21 PM EST

There's snow need to be so cold, baby...

QBOddBird March 2 2008 10:23 PM EST

"Jeez, you're cold-hearted. I'd never have tried if I had known you were such an ice queen!"

smallpau1 - Go Blues [Lower My Fees] March 2 2008 10:25 PM EST

Any chance you could pick my yellow boogars, snow?

QBBarzooMonkey March 2 2008 10:26 PM EST

Who are you calling flaky?

QBBarzooMonkey March 2 2008 10:28 PM EST

If I didn't snow better, I'd say your not a very ice person...

QBOddBird March 2 2008 10:28 PM EST

"Man, I hate that we had to cancel our snowball fight, but this cold weather's turned them into blueballs!"

QBBarzooMonkey March 2 2008 10:29 PM EST



QBOddBird March 2 2008 10:31 PM EST

"Haha, remember that one time when the passerby drew his name in you?"

QBBarzooMonkey March 2 2008 10:31 PM EST

Man. I messed that up...

"If I didn't snow better, I'd think you're not an ice person"

smallpau1 - Go Blues [Lower My Fees] March 2 2008 10:31 PM EST

"I'm SnowSlayer, Melt before Me!" =P

Daz March 2 2008 10:33 PM EST

"You've got to help me! I lost my nose, so I stole this carrot... but they saw me do it! I don't want to get sent to Australia!"

QBOddBird March 2 2008 10:34 PM EST

"Awww, you've completely melted my heart, baby!"

"My god, I'll call an ambulance!"

Admindudemus [jabberwocky] March 2 2008 10:37 PM EST

why can't I free your doubtful mind and melt your cold, cold heart.

RubyFang [The Dragons Of RubyFang] March 2 2008 10:56 PM EST

Snowman A: What's Up?
Snowman B: Just Chillin

TheHatchetman March 2 2008 11:11 PM EST

Snowman A: What's up?

Thraklight Resonance March 2 2008 11:37 PM EST

"I'll trade you my Balrog for a Tattoo of Endurance."

Ulord[NK] March 2 2008 11:39 PM EST

"Did you hear? Cone of cold got nerfed!"

QBOddBird March 2 2008 11:39 PM EST

"Jeez. Frosty's such a camera whore."

Thraklight Resonance March 2 2008 11:40 PM EST

"If you want to look more like Ken, you'll have to get rid of the anatomically-correct snowballs."

Relic March 2 2008 11:41 PM EST

"Are you my constant?"

QBOddBird March 2 2008 11:41 PM EST

"Dude, I'm thinking about getting a CoC ring."

Tyriel [123456789] March 2 2008 11:42 PM EST

(This only makes sense if it's spring. :D)

"Have you gone to Jenny Craig? You're looking REALLY skinny!"

Thraklight Resonance March 2 2008 11:43 PM EST

"Want to have an icicle fight?"

QBOddBird March 2 2008 11:44 PM EST

"Ha. That little screwball thinks he can knock off my nose...look at the little fool, he's gone and licked a pole."

OBGaming March 2 2008 11:53 PM EST

Snowman1's Fireball hit Snowman2 [4324]
Snowman1's Fireball hit Snowman2 [5347]
Snowman1 cries "FREZE! - Err, MELT!"

R.I.P Snowman2

OBGaming March 2 2008 11:54 PM EST

Oops, *Freeze

Desperado [Chaotic Serenity] March 3 2008 12:08 AM EST

1 "Pushing the button really does something, really it does"

2 "Aye Brotha"

3 "Wake up, your dreaming. Snow men cant talk"

Xiaz on Hiatus March 3 2008 1:40 AM EST


AdminNightStrike March 3 2008 2:30 AM EST

Got a light?

QBJohnnywas March 3 2008 2:43 AM EST

Hey Frosty looking good. Yellow suits you....

Mikel March 3 2008 3:16 AM EST

That puddle better be you melting....

smallpau1 - Go Blues [Lower My Fees] March 3 2008 3:52 AM EST

"So, since we're the only two left..."

IndependenZ March 3 2008 4:26 AM EST

Snowman Jack and snowman Bob, like always, are standing next to each other. Suddenly Jack screams out: "Yes! I've won! I've finally won! I've finally won the lottery! Oh Bob, pack your bags man, this asks for a celebration party!"

Bob replies happily: "Oh Jack, so, we can get out of here? What should I pack? Summer or winter clothing?"

To which snowman Jack says: "I don't care, it's just that I don't want you around anymore!"

SuperHD March 3 2008 4:32 AM EST

What did one snowman say to the other snowman?
the snowman said to the other snowman:

hooo you are awfully white, you should consider taking a bit more sun my dear it will be good for your skin, and dont go using dirty snow to get a faster tan ok! i am watching you. :)

AdminG Beee March 3 2008 5:53 AM EST

I don't know what you're talking about.

drudge March 3 2008 12:49 PM EST

me either, AdminBeeGees, me either

QBOddBird March 3 2008 12:53 PM EST

"Uh-oh. Looks like the neighborhood pranksters are coming 'round again...watch it, you could lose your head in an instant."

j'bob March 3 2008 1:07 PM EST

(background noise) pffft.
Snowman 1 wrinkles its nose.
Snowman 2 "huh, ducks!"

forktoad March 3 2008 1:17 PM EST

Snowman 1:Global Warming is a sham!!!
(Snowman 2 has already melted)

8DEOTWP March 3 2008 2:32 PM EST

How did you get such a large carrot?

{cb2}ShadeSlayer March 3 2008 9:46 PM EST

"You know, somebody a whole lot smarter than anybody here once said: 'Since the dawn of our species, Snowmen have been blessed with curiosity. '"

RedWolf March 3 2008 10:24 PM EST

"She's a witch! ...well, she has got the nose..."
"She turned me into a newt!"

Tabaldak March 4 2008 12:09 AM EST

And you think you're a snowman, you're pathetic. You don't have the snowballs to do it.

QBOddBird March 4 2008 12:16 AM EST

"Ha! I don't believe you'll do it...let's see you put your money where your mouth is!"

"Erm...well, my creator -did- make my mouth out of quarters..."
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