What did one snowman say to the other snowman? (in Contests)

In an episode of Lost, Desmond asks this to Kate and Locke.

Best answer to the question/riddle "What did one snowman say to the other snowman?" wins $200,000.

Is it hot in here, or is it just me?

"Dude, you can't go there! That's s'noman's land."

"Dude, you need to work out. Those arms are totally thin."

"Are you kidding? They're like tree trunks. I'm totally twiggy with it."

Smells like carrots

"You're looking a bit pale"

I'm freezing my butt on...

Do you smell carrots?

"Dude, where's my car?"

"It was destroyed in Jack Frost's blizzardskrieg."

"Do you smell carrots?"

"Man, your sight is terrible. You need some glasses."

"Nah, it'll be no big deal, next Christmas this kid is getting coal again."

"Together we will last longer."

"I'm a snow vampire! Don't get too close, or I'll frostbite your neck."

That's it - snow more, Mr. Ice Guy!

"Freeze! You're under arrest!"

"I'm already frozen! Don't taze me, snowbro!"

There's snow need to be so cold, baby...

"Jeez, you're cold-hearted. I'd never have tried if I had known you were such an ice queen!"

Any chance you could pick my yellow boogars, snow?

Who are you calling flaky?

If I didn't snow better, I'd say your not a very ice person...

"Man, I hate that we had to cancel our snowball fight, but this cold weather's turned them into blueballs!"

*you're

:P

"Haha, remember that one time when the passerby drew his name in you?"

Man. I messed that up...

"If I didn't snow better, I'd think you're not an ice person"

"I'm SnowSlayer, Melt before Me!" =P

"You've got to help me! I lost my nose, so I stole this carrot... but they saw me do it! I don't want to get sent to Australia!"

"Awww, you've completely melted my heart, baby!"

"My god, I'll call an ambulance!"

why can't I free your doubtful mind and melt your cold, cold heart.

Snowman A: What's Up?
Snowman B: Just Chillin

Snowman A: What's up?
Snowman B: HOLY CRAP!!!! A TALKING SNOWMAN!!!!

"I'll trade you my Balrog for a Tattoo of Endurance."

"Did you hear? Cone of cold got nerfed!"

"Jeez. Frosty's such a camera whore."

"If you want to look more like Ken, you'll have to get rid of the anatomically-correct snowballs."

"Are you my constant?"

"Dude, I'm thinking about getting a CoC ring."

(This only makes sense if it's spring. :D)

"Have you gone to Jenny Craig? You're looking REALLY skinny!"

"Want to have an icicle fight?"

"Ha. That little screwball thinks he can knock off my nose...look at the little fool, he's gone and licked a pole."

Snowman1's Fireball hit Snowman2 [4324]
Snowman1's Fireball hit Snowman2 [5347]
Snowman1 cries "FREZE! - Err, MELT!"

R.I.P Snowman2

Oops, *Freeze

1 "Pushing the button really does something, really it does"

2 "Aye Brotha"

3 "Wake up, your dreaming. Snow men cant talk"

Freeze!

Got a light?

Hey Frosty looking good. Yellow suits you....

That puddle better be you melting....

"So, since we're the only two left..."

Snowman Jack and snowman Bob, like always, are standing next to each other. Suddenly Jack screams out: "Yes! I've won! I've finally won! I've finally won the lottery! Oh Bob, pack your bags man, this asks for a celebration party!"

Bob replies happily: "Oh Jack, so, we can get out of here? What should I pack? Summer or winter clothing?"

To which snowman Jack says: "I don't care, it's just that I don't want you around anymore!"

What did one snowman say to the other snowman?
the snowman said to the other snowman:

hooo you are awfully white, you should consider taking a bit more sun my dear it will be good for your skin, and dont go using dirty snow to get a faster tan ok! i am watching you. :)

I don't know what you're talking about.

me either, AdminBeeGees, me either

"Uh-oh. Looks like the neighborhood pranksters are coming 'round again...watch it, you could lose your head in an instant."

(background noise) pffft.
Snowman 1 wrinkles its nose.
Snowman 2 "huh, ducks!"

Snowman 1:Global Warming is a sham!!!
(Snowman 2 has already melted)

How did you get such a large carrot?

"You know, somebody a whole lot smarter than anybody here once said: 'Since the dawn of our species, Snowmen have been blessed with curiosity. '"

"She's a witch! ...well, she has got the nose..."
"She turned me into a newt!"

And you think you're a snowman, you're pathetic. You don't have the snowballs to do it.

"Ha! I don't believe you'll do it...let's see you put your money where your mouth is!"

"Erm...well, my creator -did- make my mouth out of quarters..."