CB II THE MOVIE! (in Contests)

Ok. Just for fun. If Hollywood went banging on Jon's door offering oodles of dough for the rights to make the biggest movie since... well Tron, who would you beg him to get to play your character???

The post that most tickles my funny bone gets a cool 103k.

As for j'bob? BUDDY LEE MAN OF ACTION of course. And not Tom Cruzer in a flannel and some jeans, Buddy Lee himself. Plastic doll of great renown.

Anyone else?

I would beg to have my character left out of this film.

Milla Jovovich

I'd wanna play my own character, I've done some acting and I've been me for a long time.

Dane Cook... He could likely act like a pretty good me...

Ryan Reynolds ^_^

James Dean could play Mushu.
Good looking, dead, and a role model for all =]

God could play Jon.

Kevin Spacey

Swimming with Sharks revisited ;)

The guy from superbad, Jonah Hill, the fat one.

R2D2. Because.... Well.... ROFL.


*falls over laughing at the thought*

Oh, and Snoop Dog should play Ranger and Brent should be played by the guy with the gigantic helmet from spaceballs. (the guy AND the costume ;P)

the guy from 007: die another day..the guy with the bullets in his face :)

Cristian Slater

I'm thinking... Gary Oldman. Yup, definitely him.

Brandon lee for me!!! Long live the Crow!!!!

Jack Black, could play me, or the pope...

Vinnie Jones should be the one playing me. Yes, definitely.

Tom Arnold
Why?
Cause.

Mini me, but I'm not quite that short, lol.

Weird Al Yankovik ... Because he's weird. As a bonus I get my own theme ..

Because I'm Yukk, I'm Yukk-
Come On
You Know I'm Yukk, I'm Yukk-
You Know It
You Know I'm Yukk, I'm Yukk-
Come On, You Know
Don't you call me Ranger, Flamey or J'Bob
Just now tell me once again who's Yukk

Ranger, Flamey, or J'bob

Ok, the contest continues as regularly scheduled. As an added bonus, in honor of two very generous people, the next THREE players with accounts less than 16 days old that post who should play their characters in the movie AND why will get a surprise gift!

Lets hear it people. I want some giggles.

Polly Shore, encinoman style

Some good giggles so far. No one else wants to be a move star?
(/me glares at OB)
No new peeps want free stuff???

I would play myself.

I'm the only person perfect enough to portray myself as flawlessly as I am in real life.



Being serious, though, I probably would play myself.

I want Jet Li to play my "fighting" personality on CB. When I go through my fightlist, kick butt, it's him I want portraying it. Because myself in a movie would just be too awesome. Stepping down a notch and you get Li.

Then, when I am settling down, sipping a beer in chat, I want Russell Crowe to play me :) People call me that when I drink. Never do I get in fights, but I imply that I will all night long. Very much in contradiction with my normal behavior. So, my choice goes to Russell if only for the sake of irony.

(By the way, check "fighting around the world with Russell Crowe" on google, you might find a South Park episode that totally cracks me up, thinking of the above-mentioned...)

So yeah, Jet Li and Russell Crowe spell AWESOME.

=x i would hired yoda from star wars...

ninja jumping around firing tiny bolts of coc =x

bolts of what?

Steve McQueen could play me... because I am THAT cool... seriously.

Of course, if they want change my character to female to help address any gender imbalance in CB then I'll take Jessica Biel.
(it would be interesting to find myself attractive..)
It would also spice up my romance with Lammy.

Hmm.. have I made everyone uncomfortable yet?

Well, sadly CB II The Movie doesn't seem to have the box office draw I had hoped for. Soo...
smallpau1 wins outright because Verne Troyer kills me every time. He just has to stand there and he KILLS ME!!! :D

Yukk was a close second so I had to give him props for Weird Al not only being a hysterical individual, but for recognizing the importance of THEME MUSIC.
Thanks all for playing.

The End.

j'bob (White Elephant) 207.63.100.165 {cb1}smallpau1 (SmallsNCB) $103000 -- winner-vern troyer! 6:50 PM EDT
j'bob (White Elephant) 207.63.100.165 Yukk (Reda Luu) $50003 -- close 2nd!!! 6:51 PM EDT