I was driving my car down Commercial this Sunday, trying to get to an appointment. I was making a left turn when some 6' 6" guy wearing a bright green shirt decided to run out in front of me. I slammed on my brakes, but he decided to swear at me and elbow plant my hood. I asked him how th hell he was going to land on my car like that, and he had the nerve to call me stupid. I snapped, and I punched him once in the jaw. This psychopath then pounded my face into the hood of my car repeatedly, then slammed me down onto my car. I heard a police siren and thought for sure that this jerk was going to be arrested for assault, but everybody must have gotten a good look at this crazy son-of-a-biscuit's axe, because they adamantly insisted that he had crossed before I turned. I mean, who the hell carries an axe around? He also made some stupid plea to the officer how he was frustrated because he couldn't get ahold of any Dr. Pepper, of all things. So, how was your weekend?
Yukk
May 5 2008 6:43 PM EDT
I've heard about this guy. All those witnesses were scared because he has a reputation for fighting people in the street (and they saw what he did to you)
Plus, he had an axe ! Who would mess with a guy like that ?
j'bob
May 5 2008 6:56 PM EDT
I'm willing to bet he made that "slashing across the throat" motion to the witnesses when the police weren't looking. Man, sounds like you ran into a serious psyco JS. Count your lucky starts that at least you're here to tell the tale.
God knows what might have happened had not some concerned citizen seen the axe this lunatic was about to grab and called the police. Stay alert out there people. Wow.
/me slurps his Diet Dr. Pepper.
Could be worse... You could have ended up like
this guy...
j'bob
May 5 2008 7:28 PM EDT
Ouch, been had by the Hatchetman and Rick!
/me got pwned.
why didn't you beat that guy up?
QBsutekh137
May 5 2008 7:49 PM EDT
Maybe he isn't a serial killer?
well, if someone pounded my face in a car then i would definitely beat them up.
j'bob
May 5 2008 7:55 PM EDT
The police has released this picture of the offender. Please be careful out there people... he looks dangerous.
Pheather
May 5 2008 8:03 PM EDT
Eugh...I know I saw that suspect somewhere. Agh...can't remember!! This is going to make me mad.
8DEOTWP
May 6 2008 5:04 AM EDT
sure it wasn't a hatchet?
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