There once was a ... (in Contests)
May 21 2008 8:44 AM EDT
who it's said did enjoy lots of drama,
and though he caused a big fright
and you'd call him to fight
he would simple say "yeah? well, your mama"
Limerick. Make one up about GW (moltenwolf).
GW (though he doesn't know it yet) and I will decide who's is the best and he/she will get a PRIZE. No I'm not telling you what the prize is. Yeah, it's a pretty good prize. Ok, it's not a Corn or TSA, but it's not a pair of leather boots or a lesser tattoo either. :D
2 entries per CB'er. You may submit them at separate times or at once.
This ends.... hmmmmmm, whenever.
Oh and I didn't want to have to say this but I'm learning my lesson about stuff...
IT MUST BE PG. (no pming me naughty limericks about GW. they won't win and I just plain don't wanna hear em. ick)
There was once a GodWolf
who doesn't like to move.
we put him in a blender,
which will make him slender,
and he walks out on his hoofs
I know a limerick should have the structure long/long/short/short/long, but I am no languist. and my brain is melting. mmmm... gooey brain.
This is an ode to Jee Dub,
The only llama we love.
Damn right he may whine,
But that's just a sign,
He's hungry and just needs a sub (or hero, grinder, whatever...) :P
There was a GW who said hello
To all those who joined the show
He is a great guy,
And never too shy
He just doesn't know when to let it all go.
May 21 2008 11:37 AM EDT
There once was a doggy named Molly!
(Please do not confuse this with Polly.)
He'd bark and he'd growl,
culminate with a howl,
and we all covered our ears at his folly!
There once was a Moltenwolf dog
who liked to run fast through the fog
he ran and he ran
right into a man!
who got pissed and stuffed him in a log.
May 21 2008 12:21 PM EDT
There once was a wolfen deity
who really was quite mighty.
He then joined the Blender
and to be a contender,
He went Fight, fight, fighty.
There once was a Godwolf of orange
...whose joints they did creak like a door hinge
he was weak as a kitten
wore fuzzy mittens
and had the whole world before him
May 21 2008 10:18 PM EDT
there once was a ... bump
May 21 2008 10:31 PM EDT
There once was a contest about a Moltenwolf
which really made no sense
though people try to rhyme
they ain't got the time
so j'bob please choose me!
May 21 2008 10:36 PM EDT
The Moltenwolf let out a "ruff!"
and showed the whole world it was tough
then along came a bunny
it thought he was funny
'Cuz the bunny saw through his dumb bluff!
There once was a wolf that played CB
It thought it could take on ole G_Beee
A swing and a miss!
He started to hiss,
"I'd win if it weren't for your DB!"
There once was a Godwolf content,
whom Meso had many words sent.
He PMed one day
in an innocent way,
but missed and sent love notes to Brent.
There once was an ailing investor
whose assets had all been sequestored
But a wolf-man came by,
and let out a cry:
"By golly, I'll help you get all your money back through an efficient loans business that I'll handle 100% of and you won't have to worry about, so it'll be win-win for all!"
.... I'm only half-Irish.....
May 21 2008 11:10 PM EDT
There once was a wolf with a bane,
not a llama, mind you, but a dane!
but his name was changed,
he became deranged!
Shortly after he declared, "I'm insane!"
There was an old man from Nantucket
Who harkened to just kick the bucket
But when Godwolf appeared
The family then cheered
For he made the old man say, "Oh, forget it....."
I'm getting better :)
Way back in 19 ought 9
A wolf came to Galway's coal mine
It was on a volcano
without enough drain-o
The eruption made "Molten" his name-o.......-ine
I'm having trouble with the last lines of all these...
The wolf-man did have quite the peeve
And subsequently threatened to leave
But 'lo, he was fakin'
Unless I'm mistaken,
He just wanted to see if we'd grieve
Well that one rhymed, but it's more depressing than funny.......
In class, the Wolf is a clown, two.
But I guess what it really comes down to
is that when I write on my chair
She don't know that I'm there
and I can morph into a hound, too
This one probably requires too much thinking for what I was trying to say...... But I really liked the triplet of to's.
May 21 2008 11:57 PM EDT
Wand'ring round late in the street,
I noticed odd prints in the sleet.
They looked like wolf paws,
but toes replaced claws!
A wolf or a man? What a cheat.
Say, does a wolf have a bum?
I wondered as I drank my rum.
I chased down miss molly,
and cried out good golly!
Her butt is the tail-n-bum's sum!
We all know the town of Loch Ness
full of superstition, the people confess.
But what they'll never confide
is what you and I hide:
that Godwolf's the lake's real princess!
I did a real one!!!
May 22 2008 12:00 AM EDT
Bravo!!!! That one's a good'un
May 22 2008 12:02 AM EDT
There once was an Atheist Knight,
He was both Wolf and God's delight!
But a witch quite contrary
transformed him to fairy
now he helps little boys sail through the night!
But have you heard of Gabriel Knight?
His adventures deliver such fright!
I hope Godwolf knows
that despite flying shows,
I think Peter would lose in a fight
May 22 2008 12:16 AM EDT
Peter the Piper, you mean?
A pickled-pepper picking machine!
But as Godwolf has found,
whilst chasing him 'round,
his pickles aren't worth a stale bean!
May 22 2008 12:26 AM EDT
There once was a Godwolf from Amazon,
who used to put nighties of his grammazon.
The reason was that, he was too fat,
to get his own pajamazon.
We all know Wolf's standards are high
This even he won't deny
It is no surprise
That Peter's demise
is because Jack's stalk touches the sky
May 22 2008 12:40 AM EDT
Jack hired a girl named Lasatress
to help as he lay on the mattress
she climbed on his beanstalk
till she started to sweet-talk
and he realized she was truly an actress.
(sorry Molly, I just had to follow the storyline.)
May 22 2008 9:41 AM EDT
oh my. what a way to start the morning.
This is the real reason to run a contest... for the FUNNIES.
oh my side hurts. thank you. thank you all.
this may end soon enough. XD
There was a wolf from the US
Who played CB couldn't you guess
he played night and day
in such a fun way
although Mushu did once wear a dress
May 22 2008 11:48 AM EDT
There once was a Godwolf named Bob
Why Bob? 'cuz it rhymes with knob!
He had a cool contest
OB put his skills on test
and soon realized he wrote like a slob!
J'bob... I'm burning a Buddy Lee Man of Action right now. Just so you know.
You all fail. Epic fail. Legendary fail. You fail the kind of fail that reminds you where the saying "to fail" came from. FAIL.
Though, JS' was beautiful. Probably my favorite right now.
Though, in terms of quality, there were some really good ones.
*would have preferred Haikus, probably*
aww, come on, GW.. mine were good..... :(
May 23 2008 3:49 AM EDT
Fine! You get no more limericks.
And I hope all your clovers only have 2 leaves.
May 23 2008 7:46 AM EDT
Ok, Molten has given me a LITTLE to work with. if i get nothing more from him, I'll call this later on!
(GW, Buddy Lee is fire proof, have you not seen the commercials? duh)
Along came dubya g
a friend to many and me
harumph he cried
and all our hopes died
I guess I'll write one for GB
May 23 2008 5:18 PM EDT
Well, GW led me to believe that among his favorites, JS sat nearest the top. Add that to the fact that he's one of the only (?) ones to stay with in the rules.... I declare JS the winner!
j'bob (who me) 220.127.116.11 JS (Felys) 500,000 Explosive Shots ($150001) -- winner!!! 5:16 PM EDT
Thanks to all of you, NS in particular for giving me soo many good giggles!
I think GW may not want me to run any more contests about him :D
But but but... I liked Nightstrike's best!!!!!!! :(
This contest was fixed, I tell you...
May 27 2008 10:39 AM EDT
I liked NS's best as well. =\
Especially the old man and the bucket.
May 27 2008 10:57 AM EDT
<3 to you too though JS.
and to Relic's 'pajammazon.'
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