Oddcontest - Motivational Posters! (in Contests)

You've all seen motivational posters. Some are depressing, some are true, and some are hilarious.
However, have you ever tried to come up with one yourself? The title, then the quote beneath, perfectly fitting the picture given? Well here's your chance, and you'll win a prize if yours is one of the best!!

I will be posting a picture - at the end of the post, mind you - and your duty, should you undertake this task, will be to come up with the text for this motivational poster!

RULES: One guess per post, one post per every 10 from other people. I don't want to hinder your guessing, but I don't want a single person taking over the thread. Also, keep it PG. The same rules as always apply in this contest as they do to the rest of forums.

If you have never seen a motivational poster, here are a few...

EXAMPLES:

The winners will receive as a prize:
1st place, 500k
2nd place, 250k
3rd place, a small Axbow

A huge thanks to War Maiden for funding this contest!!

Let the contest begin!

Here is your picture:

Since I don't have a picture editor I'll just go with the text and obviously will comment on the awful sentence structure "Under neat" causes ;) :

School
Because your English teacher only gets one retirement party.

Quality
This cake was cheap for a reason.

Download the picture to your desktop and then go to this website to make posters:
http://diy.despair.com/motivator.php

Oh c'mon... you've had to see this one coming.

not the best but at least i gave it a shot

=)

QUALITY CONTROL

You know that this had to go through the cake maker, his boss, your boss, and the party committee before this point.

VIDEO GAMES

For when you really, really, really need an extra life.

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It says" Authority" When you're the boss, they repeat everything you say.