An ode to teh OpVines. (in Off-topic)

He has stumbled upon my secret crush on him! :o So to avoid scaring him off, I've decided to try to serenade him a bit


Oh fairest of OpVines, you are such a punk.
A donut hole even the chief of police would not dunk.
At first you were an idiot, and we offered you pity
Then you were a hemmorhoid and everything went... unwitty?
You're a turd, a floater perhaps, regardless, you stink
And with your "style" and "charisma" it does make me think.
Of mothers drowning kids in tubs, the nation in suspense.
Seems a horrible thing to do,
But with people like you, it makes sense.
Your aura of annoyance, more vibrant each day,
Has left me here with only two words to say...

Eat me!

Only if you were made of cake Hatch.

Just the kind of maturity I'd expect from you, TH. You're too stupid to use /ignore and now you have to continue trolling via the forum. Good on ya.

better than spamming someone's PM box with obscenities, no?

Not even in the slightest. =P

OH MY GOD!!!!
DIBS ON HATCH IF HE'S MADE OF CAKE!!!!!!!

xD Rofl hilarious

Huzzah! Encore!
Seriously Op, you need to check your massive ego at the door of chat...

Yeah, sorry, I forgot that it's totally appropriate to be insulted by a troll like TH all the time for absolutely no reason. And he can keep crying and crying about how annoying I am but rather than ignoring me he seems to try to get into a flame war each time, yet, he can't seem to figure out why.

And morons like YOU are actually praising him taking his flames to the forum because he still refuses to /ignore me. Nice, novice.

YOU is gone.

Oh, and to clarify, TH isn't someone I talk to under normal circumstances. He has this little habit of jumping into my conversations with others via insulting me when no one is talking to him.

And every so often this happens enough times that I actually get pissed off about it and insult him back. But yeah, this is totally about my massive ego, right, Novice?

Bast has a valid point.

Wait. Who's OpVines? I did a user search, but nothing came up. I remember seeing him in chat before though... Unless I'm just going nutty.

Opvines = Jokernaut

ooty has a valid point.

J'bob has a valid point....
Bast for President!

your mom

nice poem :)

you should have added a few insults on his uber abusive character setup :)

I'm surprised at you Hatch. And very disappointed. Though I can't deny the hilarity of it, that does not change the meaning of the words...

You might even say, it's bittersweet. :D
And imho, Draco has a valid point..

Wait, wait, wait.

I'm the person responsible for banning YOU. Shouldn't I be president?

Never mind, I take that back. Bast for president!

LOL Hatch

I think the kid is still mad from when he annoyed the hell out of me, and we went into a bidding wars, where he spent like 900k on a base CGI