Weirdest morning... (in Off-topic)


SimplyNic September 19 2008 12:13 PM EDT

Right so I woke up this morning and I realized that I was wearing a sock. One sock. I have no idea why I wasn't wearing the other sock. Honestly I have no idea where it is... Probably stolen by that laundry monster that steals socks every time you run a load through. Anyway... So I'm wearing mix-matched socks right now. And now my left foot itches O,o. Its a sign...

Never leave the toast in the fridge. Because the toast will get angry and eat your socks. At least that's what I've realized. At least I think I have... Have I? Maybe... I don't know for sure. But it sure beats having the pillow monkey pulling my hair as I sleep.

xD I'm probably going to be suspended from posting in these forums one of these days lawlzzzzz

Colonel Custard September 19 2008 12:15 PM EDT

This isn't true.

SimplyNic September 19 2008 12:17 PM EDT

"This isn't true."

Which bit? About the monkeys pulling my hair or me being suspended from th forums? Lol

Eurynome Bartleby [Bartleby's] September 19 2008 12:18 PM EDT

The part about you waking up.

SimplyNic September 19 2008 12:20 PM EDT

"The part about you waking up."

Gah... Crap I was afraid of that... I'm probably going to need a LOT of coffee when I get out of bed.

QBOddBird September 19 2008 12:26 PM EDT

Dude, what is wrong with you?

Something has seriously knocked your brain off-balance.

SimplyNic September 19 2008 12:30 PM EDT

"Dude, what is wrong with you?

Something has seriously knocked your brain off-balance."

:D Lol my brain hasn't been in-balance since I was... -Counts fingers- I dunno... Since I was like 7? 8? I dunno but it hasn't been working very well for the last 22 years :)

Godpanda September 19 2008 12:55 PM EDT

Nic is still cuddly =D

And, honestly, seems as sane as any of you nowadays...... Not sure what that says about him or forums...

AdminLamuness September 19 2008 6:54 PM EDT

Right so I woke up this morning and I realized that I was wearing a sock. One sock. I have no idea why I wasn't wearing the other sock.
It may have come off when you were shuffling / turning / twisting / somersaulting in your sleep.

Honestly I have no idea where it is...
It's always in the last place you look.

Probably stolen by that laundry monster that steals socks every time you run a load through.
See above answer. Or it's not that the laundry machine ate it, it was not placed in it to begin with. However, this is not a possibility anyway since you said you woke up with one sock. This assumes you went to bed with both socks on.

Anyway... So I'm wearing mix-matched socks right now. And now my left foot itches O,o. Its a sign...
It's okay, a lot of people mix match their socks.

Never leave the toast in the fridge. Because the toast will get angry and eat your socks. At least that's what I've realized. At least I think I have... Have I? Maybe... I don't know for sure.
It's okay to leave toast in the fridge. It keeps it fresh. And some like to eat their toast cold. I don't mind. Toast won't eat your socks, see above answers. No, that's not what you've realized. What you're realizing is, it's time to do laundry and buy more socks.

But it sure beats having the pillow monkey pulling my hair as I sleep.
I agree. This is how bad hair days start.

See? Nic's posts aren't as nonsensical as it seems.

SundariZelia [The Knighthood] September 19 2008 7:05 PM EDT

There always seems to be at least one sock that gets stuck in the washing machine and my socks are too brightly coloured to wear 2 different ones, a bright green sock and an orange one would look really odd.

QBBast [Hidden Agenda] September 19 2008 9:42 PM EDT


1. So you lost one in your sleep, as you went to bed with two on? Or you put one on in your sleep and are surprised by this? You might have made it clear, but I got lost in the gripping narrative.

2. Mismatched socks. Not mix-matched.
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