Weirdest morning... (in Off-topic)

Right so I woke up this morning and I realized that I was wearing a sock. One sock. I have no idea why I wasn't wearing the other sock.
It may have come off when you were shuffling / turning / twisting / somersaulting in your sleep.

Honestly I have no idea where it is...
It's always in the last place you look.

Probably stolen by that laundry monster that steals socks every time you run a load through.
See above answer. Or it's not that the laundry machine ate it, it was not placed in it to begin with. However, this is not a possibility anyway since you said you woke up with one sock. This assumes you went to bed with both socks on.

Anyway... So I'm wearing mix-matched socks right now. And now my left foot itches O,o. Its a sign...
It's okay, a lot of people mix match their socks.

Never leave the toast in the fridge. Because the toast will get angry and eat your socks. At least that's what I've realized. At least I think I have... Have I? Maybe... I don't know for sure.
It's okay to leave toast in the fridge. It keeps it fresh. And some like to eat their toast cold. I don't mind. Toast won't eat your socks, see above answers. No, that's not what you've realized. What you're realizing is, it's time to do laundry and buy more socks.

But it sure beats having the pillow monkey pulling my hair as I sleep.
I agree. This is how bad hair days start.