Captain Fantastic. (in Off-topic)

He is fantastic (apparently.)

I was waiting for this to get posted...

So when are you changing your name OB?

He is fantastic, especially with that turtle neck that, if buttoned, goes over his entire head.

Firing squad on this kid, anyone? The people who make this name changing legal (names like these) should accidentally erase the name to write a new one.

3 sheets of white A4...
Photoshop contest, anyone?

its called scotch tape

I think you missed my point...

Haha, in other "Weird" news, anyone read the story about the guy that spent 17 years building a lamborghini in his basement, and then had no way of getting it out? rofl:
Story

Regarding name changes I once served a guy in my cinema who changed his name to Jack Bauer, found out when he was paying by debit card and I saw J Bauer, he admitted it when I asked if it really was his name.

Worst?

The teenager, from Glastonbury, Somerset, added that while he thought the new name was "crazy", his grandmother was no longer speaking to him.

oh man....!

Clearly when the ladies told him he was way too fast, he took it as a compliment.

Don't worry Bast. He could care less about his linguistic mistake's. As far as he's concerned it's all one in the same.
*shudder*

Hello my name is Oh My God Your Pants Are On Fire Hurry Man Stop Drop And Roll Fast.