January 2 2009 12:16 PM EST
Yea I really need it. Jokes, videos, ridiculous newspaper articles. Any thing will work.
For a smile you get; 1k
A chuckle; 5k
A laugh; 10k
A "omg shut up" laugh; 20k
And just for trying; 500
You can't lose one way or another, so give it a shot and I'll give you free money and a hug... Or something.
There was once a man who walked into a bar. Ouch!
January 2 2009 12:22 PM EST
how many times can we post
January 2 2009 12:24 PM EST
Within reason? I dunno... 4 times, 5 times? No more then 5.
January 2 2009 12:47 PM EST
Lol, I've got a youtube video that can't be posted but will make you crack up, PM or CM me if you are interested and I will send you the link. ;)
January 2 2009 12:54 PM EST
January 2 2009 12:59 PM EST
January 2 2009 1:10 PM EST
heres another this is the best video ever
January 2 2009 1:13 PM EST
alright my last one...this is the best prank ever!!!
January 2 2009 1:23 PM EST
A man was walking along a Florida beach and stumbled across an old lamp. He picked it up and rubbed it, and out popped a genie. The genie said, "OK, You released me from the lamp. This is the fourth time this month, and I'm getting a little sick of these wishes so you can forget about three... You only get one wish!"
The man sat, and thought about it for a while and said, "I've always wanted to go to Hawaii, but I'm scared to fly, and I get very seasick. Could you build me a bridge to Hawaii so I can drive over there to visit?"
The genie laughed and said, "That's impossible! Think of the logistics of that! How would the supports ever reach the bottom of the Pacific? Think of how much concrete! How much steel! No, think of another wish." The man said, "OK, I'll try to think of a really good wish."
Finally, he said, "I've been married and divorced four times. My wives always said that I don't care and that I'm insensitive. So, I wish that I could understand women, know how they feel inside, and what they're thinking when they give me the silent treatment. Know why they're crying, know what they really want when they say 'nothing', know how to make them truly happy."
The genie then said, "Do you want that bridge to be two lanes or four?"
January 2 2009 1:54 PM EST
"Four please, and large sidewalks. And a rest stop occasionally. I have a bit of a bladder problem"
I saw it. That's what OB responded with ;P
January 3 2009 12:53 AM EST
:) Thanks for the laughs guys! Appreciated it :D
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