A compilation of this morning's Chat. (in Off-topic)

<Tal_Destra> whoa i lost my english touch
<Andy> She's in the kissing booth which I got kicked out of ^^
<MesoinLove> Is it time to?
<deifeln3> you can stop holding it in
<Lurknivar> fyi, it is bad timing to yell 'Sweet! XP time!' as your GF walks into your apartment
<Andy> Unlucky buddy
<Tal_Destra> you don't know where he's been
<MesoinLove> Yes. And I like it -wiggles eyebrows-
<novice> He likes lag
<edyit> only the orange kind was good OB
<deifeln3> CB is not a dating service
<Lurknivar> didn't CB1 produce some actual weddings?
<novice> heh Pit
<novice> We still have SZ, and that's even better
<novice> she whines less
* Lurknivar busts out the Spice Girls "2 become 1"
<Tal_Destra> my dog is sick?
* novice carps the dueling male harpies
* novice goes all boromir and slays the impish fluttering babyman
<edyit> for the love of god, not the horn!
<deifeln7> one does not simply flutter into mordor

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whoa that is NOT what went on in order nor is it all there, but i can't complain since you did put in a disclaimer

I doubt it would make even if it was all there, chat often doesn't but at least it's funny.

I actually think none of that was made up, I can remember most of it.