I love this site and wish it had been shown to me sooner.
May 7 2009 10:33 PM EDT
My favorite is the one about summer jobs (too lazy to find it right now). A guy was complaining about having a boring summer job.
"Find another friend who's bored, get some blindfolds, and play catch with a letter opener."
"Excuse me ma'am, I believe my fingertip landed in your softserve ice cream."
"If I'm waiting for my flight, I find a cancelled flight, and I cancel the people that were on that flight."
"Who's in the mood for a chocolate covered kitten? Or how about a squirrel with a banana shoved down its throat?"
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