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AdminTal Destra [C and S Forgery Lmtd.] May 16 2009 2:07 PM EDT

Dilbert's Theorem on Salary states that engineers,Programmers and scientists can never earn as much salary as business executives and sales people.

This theorem can now be supported by a mathematical equation based on the following three postulates:

Postulate 1: Knowledge is Power (Knowledge=Power)
Postulate 2: Time is Money (Time=Money)
Postulate 3 (as every Physics student knows): Power = Work/Time

It therefore follows: Knowledge = Work / Time
and since Time = Money, we have:

Knowledge = Work / Money

Solving for Money, we get:
Money = Work / Knowledge

Thus, as Knowledge approaches zero, Money approaches infinity,regardless of the amount of Work done.

Conclusion: The Less you Know, the More you Make
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