To tell this little story of my own brilliance i must first fill in a couple of background details. I am an Englishman living in DC and as a result like superman has powers on earth i have powers in the US. I can say completely absurd statements and many people will believe me:)
For example:-
Last night i was talking to a right wing family about the evil new president here. I told them that they should be very thankful as during Bush's term we nearly revoked America's independence due to there failure to govern themselves competently.
This state meant started a debate as to why Britain can't make a decision on government issues. Also how America would not recognize the revoke.
I was in shock that they believed me. Speechless!