You'll live longer with this sword [73x12] (+0)
Click here to start...killing [92x2] (+0)
Named Weapons Win Fights [5x15] (+0)
The starting weapon you need [5x1] (+0)
I've been loaning these named items out to folks who clicked on my ref link on reddit, because of the naming they work much better than items from the store. If you'd like a turn with them please let me know!
I think you'll also find the Help! section in the upper left a great place to go, but if you've any specific questions feel free to ask here.