Innocent, I swear (in Off-topic)


Vicious Cat January 22 2010 2:27 AM EST

OK, so I'm doing some research for my next NCB, and I think it might be nice to have a character portrait for a change.
He's going to have a large UC, coupled with VA, but for something different a ToA, and probably an SoC.
So, I go to Google and I type in "Naked Vampire Monk".
How the heck was *I* supposed to know there's an American horror actress called Sophie Monk who likes to take her clothes off???
Anyone got a room to spare while my wife calms down? :-)

AdminQBnovice [Cult of the Valaraukar] January 22 2010 2:34 AM EST

Best OT post in days...

GL with that whole couch thing.

Salketer [big bucks] January 22 2010 3:43 AM EST

Well, try "puffy doll for children" or "puffy doll for kids" without SafeSearch enabled, you'd be impressed...

IndependenZ January 22 2010 3:59 AM EST

Your wife doesn't believe this story?

Does she know you play CB?

j/k

Admindudemus [jabberwocky] January 22 2010 7:52 AM EST

wives are temporary, ncb's last forever...err, scratch that.

Lord Bob January 22 2010 10:25 AM EST

How the heck was *I* supposed to know there's an American horror actress called Sophie Monk who likes to take her clothes off???

How the heck would you NOT know that?

Sophie Monk is hot.

AdminG Beee January 22 2010 10:31 AM EST

Perhaps just a British / American thing but I can relate to your problem Vic.

After getting a harmonica for my Xmas a few years ago I can confirm you don't want to google "mouth organ" either...

Lochnivar January 22 2010 10:38 AM EST

Is it just me or is the problem here clearly marriage....

I have googled both of the risky suggestions and had absolutely no ill effects as I am single.

Good luck though VC

Neo Japan January 22 2010 10:48 AM EST

google Nickelodeon Gak. doesn't get much more innocent than that.
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