Happy Blacks
Hi! How ya' do'in! I'm doin just fiine! I'm justa abouta make some nice fresh ground roast home cookin' coffaaay for ya! Because I know ya came here for coffee, I can see it dat thier look in yer eyes! I'll Serve it wit some yummy toast! List'en to dat stomach of yers yearn and churn after and turn over after you drink that coffee and it'll scream at ya for a little piece of our buttered toast. (I'll let you in on a little secret, if you aint get none you gonna die!) Now you aint want that happenin so go scat yourself to your nice little wooden table with wonderful lily patterns all over it. Take a whiff of our airfreshner! Just spray it after yee fart or somethings. Ope! Thats the coffeee, I think its done and ready! What'ya thinks? You know that silly tigger the bear drinks a lot of coffee? Oh I'm sorry I meant to say tigger that' thier tiger that eats little bears. You aren't a bear are ya? Well hes like a mad goose flapping his arms everywhere and jumping around like nothing aint matter. But one time, he forgot to eat his darned toast. He said he aint seen no lights after his 100th cup of coffee. Then he passed out n died! And In honor of it we make these new giant tiggger cups! Isn't that wonderful?! Here take it and drink it its as black as butter should be! You know we make our butter black and our coffee black, thats kinda'er messed up don't ya think? Ope! Here comes the toasty woasty! Aren't yee excited, I don't think yee even got to drink any that thier cofffee. Isn't it delightful, natural colored margarine! Black oozy sweetness. Only the finest round here. Acourse aint no other place for 300 miles. Kehehehehe!
Let me go get ya a bib since your a dirty slob :). HUHUHAHA! Just kiddin we offer all our customers complimentary bibs. Bibs that support what we do and we call that black is happy! Consume more black!
