Best Caption Contest (in Contests)
March 1 2010 9:48 PM EST
You guys have a better, creative imagination than I do, so I came here for your help! Whoever comes up with the funniest caption for this image
will win $100,000
- Anything is permitted. If you want to submit something non-PG, DO NOT post it here, unless you want to get banned. Instead, PM me your idea, or clean it up before posting.
- Old style/archaic/Shakespearean language preferred.
- Old style/archaic/Shakespearean translations of modern day phrases is also preferred.
- Phrases being spoken by the man in the picture are preferred (as opposed to just a caption that goes along with the man).
- Phrases being spoken by the man and the man only are preferred - that is, no two-way dialogue with another character off-canvas.
I'll choose a winner at the end of the week. Good luck! Let's see what you can come up with!
March 1 2010 9:56 PM EST
Lol the picture itself made me giggle. This is gonna be AWESOME!!!
March 1 2010 10:03 PM EST
I've seen Shakespearean edits of that pic before... shame I can't remember the funny quotes.
March 1 2010 10:04 PM EST
For clarification, I'm looking for original captions.
lol I love the expression on his face!
Move along citizen, you have no business here...
Hey, check you that picture I got with knives in Shades back...
Photons have mass? huh I didnt even know they were catholic!
Hey, cant you paint any faster, Im not exactly in my prime anymore!
Hiding bodies is a stress that everyone can relate wit
Duck tape will save your life
You've got to verb the adjective noun
The only sympathy I want from you is in the form of you crawling into bed with me!
the last two would be my official submissions.
Pimpin aint easy!
March 2 2010 12:04 AM EST
Ey I know you! Flogged your mum. ;)
March 2 2010 5:05 AM EST
Here are my captions, the link directs to the images I immediately thought of when I saw yours.
I want THOU for U.S. Army
Or, lol, much better:
Only thou can prevent forest fires.
Methink'st thou art a general offence and every man should beat thee.
the lady doth protest too much, methinks! ; )
March 2 2010 1:48 PM EST
I'd make it into a card with caption,
"Be mine, this Valentine's"
March 3 2010 10:47 AM EST
All great entries! So far I'm liking Cause Fear's entry "Photons have mass? huh I didnt even know they were catholic!" the best.
But the contest isn't over yet! Keep them coming!
Hey ladies... I'm off at 6
Check you later dude...
I'll pay you 1 million dollars to sleep with your wife...
Pull my finger..
Laudanum... Hell of a drug
Pray tell me what that is there betwixt thine ears... a face you say... how droll!
Fancy Lads (The original backdoor men)
To a fiery hell I damn thee heretic, yes you over there with the pox scars
An irreputible cad says what-est? Hah Gotcha!
No matter if it's up in the bath house, or down at the theater I am the miggidty mac and my concubines be the least disease ridden of them all
I say Mr. Franklin your trousers have come undone and a wee piglet has escaped through the barn door
Wouldst thou care for a dram of Steel Reserve? (Fancy Lad meets Ghetto Fab)
March 6 2010 12:21 AM EST
Prize of $100,000 sent to Cause Fear for his photons entry! Congrats!
I didn't mention a prize for second place in my original post, but I sent an additional $50,000 to novice for a couple other entries that made me chuckle. Congrats to you as well!
Thanks for your participation everyone :-)
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