Best Caption Contest (in Contests)


RedWolf March 1 2010 9:48 PM EST

You guys have a better, creative imagination than I do, so I came here for your help! Whoever comes up with the funniest caption for this image will win $100,000 CBD.

More info:

I'll choose a winner at the end of the week. Good luck! Let's see what you can come up with!

Pwned March 1 2010 9:56 PM EST

Lol the picture itself made me giggle. This is gonna be AWESOME!!!

Demigod March 1 2010 10:03 PM EST

I've seen Shakespearean edits of that pic before... shame I can't remember the funny quotes.

RedWolf March 1 2010 10:04 PM EST

For clarification, I'm looking for original captions.

Unappreciated Misnomer March 1 2010 11:47 PM EST

lol I love the expression on his face!

i got:

Move along citizen, you have no business here...
Hey, check you that picture I got with knives in Shades back...
Photons have mass? huh I didnt even know they were catholic!
Hey, cant you paint any faster, Im not exactly in my prime anymore!
Hiding bodies is a stress that everyone can relate wit
Duck tape will save your life
You've got to verb the adjective noun
The only sympathy I want from you is in the form of you crawling into bed with me!

the last two would be my official submissions.

Unappreciated Misnomer March 1 2010 11:48 PM EST

oh wait...

Pimpin aint easy!

Demigod March 2 2010 12:04 AM EST

This might help:
http://www.pangloss.com/seidel/Shaker/index.html

Too bad they're not funny.

Gunny Pew Pew [Red Permanent Assurance] March 2 2010 5:04 AM EST

Ey I know you! Flogged your mum. ;)

IndependenZ March 2 2010 5:05 AM EST

Here are my captions, the link directs to the images I immediately thought of when I saw yours.

I want THOU for U.S. Army

Or, lol, much better:

Only thou can prevent forest fires.

Unappreciated Misnomer March 2 2010 5:36 AM EST

Methink'st thou art a general offence and every man should beat thee.

iBananco [Blue Army] March 2 2010 5:41 AM EST

You're doing it wrong.

Admindudemus [jabberwocky] March 2 2010 8:52 AM EST

the lady doth protest too much, methinks! ; )

Mythology March 2 2010 1:48 PM EST

I'd make it into a card with caption,

"Be mine, this Valentine's"

RedWolf March 3 2010 10:47 AM EST

All great entries! So far I'm liking Cause Fear's entry "Photons have mass? huh I didnt even know they were catholic!" the best.

But the contest isn't over yet! Keep them coming!

The Pope [Serenity In Chaos] March 3 2010 11:32 AM EST

Hey ladies... I'm off at 6

Check you later dude...

I'll pay you 1 million dollars to sleep with your wife...

Pull my finger..

AdminQBnovice [Cult of the Valaraukar] March 3 2010 12:03 PM EST

Laudanum... Hell of a drug

Pray tell me what that is there betwixt thine ears... a face you say... how droll!

Fancy Lads (The original backdoor men)

To a fiery hell I damn thee heretic, yes you over there with the pox scars

An irreputible cad says what-est? Hah Gotcha!

No matter if it's up in the bath house, or down at the theater I am the miggidty mac and my concubines be the least disease ridden of them all

I say Mr. Franklin your trousers have come undone and a wee piglet has escaped through the barn door

Wouldst thou care for a dram of Steel Reserve? (Fancy Lad meets Ghetto Fab)

RedWolf March 6 2010 12:21 AM EST

Prize of $100,000 sent to Cause Fear for his photons entry! Congrats!

I didn't mention a prize for second place in my original post, but I sent an additional $50,000 to novice for a couple other entries that made me chuckle. Congrats to you as well!

Thanks for your participation everyone :-)

Unappreciated Misnomer March 6 2010 1:26 AM EST

wow great contest!
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