Do, Marry, Murder (in Off-topic)

Alright, it's time for everyone's favorite game - Do, Marry, Murder.

I will give you 3 people and you have to tell me which one you would do, which one you would marry, and which one you would murder.

Stipulation - For the do-you can only do once, for the marry-you can't do, and for the murder-well you have to murder 'em.


1/ brunettes
Tina Fey, Mary-Louise Parker, Olivia Munn

Why would you marry someone under these conditions? I think Olivia Munn loses out against the other two, sorry.

Why are they all girls?

Your cherping makes more noise than a chicken coup.

Eh, I'll throw you a bone to get this started.

Marry - Tina Fey. Apparently we aren't to have sex, so personality wins.

Do - Olivia Munn. Hot.

Murder - Mary-Louise Parker. Purely because I have no idea who she is, aside from being in Weeds, which I've never seen.

I was about to type it up but then again Demigod already picked the exact same combo I was going to. The reasons differ slightly, but not really worth mentioning.

P.S. "Marry without ever being able to do it" is pretty silly. Are you sure that's how it's played ?
I was pretty convinced it's a case of who you'd want to live together with (including all benefits and drawbacks), who you're physically attracted to (but don't necessarily think you'd get along well) and who do you hate.

P.P.S. My above choice still stands even with the ammended rules.

One for the Ladies. ;)

Christian Bale
Tom Cruise
Vin Diseal

Have at it! :P

Only 1 out of these three is younger than my mom... lol

I guess my choice would be:

Marry Christian Bale

Do Tom Cruise

Murder Vin Diseal

Psh, the one for the ladies has better choices.

Marry - Christian Bale: Just because I can't do him, doesn't mean I wouldn't drool. Not to mention, the Batman voice.

Do - Vin Diesel: Yeah... He's hot.

Murder - Tom Cruise: Scientologist who hides behind getting married. Come out of the closet Tom!

You fail.

I had to do someone and I have hair issues. That means that a bald head kind of freaks me out, it being one of the few things I most fear (for myself).

Nothing wrong with tom! Those guys came from my top 5 list!

Marry - Vin Diesel
Do - Christian Bale
Kill - Tom Cruise

Did you know Vin Diesel is a Dungeons&Dragons gamer, and he apparently plays WoW too ? :)

How's this for other three... consider them NOT at their current age, but "at their prime" (feel free to mention what age that was if you want) : Anthony Hopkins, Sean Connery, Harrison Ford.

I'd do Harrison and Sean and make them roleplay Indiano Jones.

...what?

Does anyone else find this weird that the guys are preferring to talk about doing/marrying and murdering other men as opposed to women? Is there some kind of subtle psychological reason?

Not really Fexy. None of the women suggested at the first post are even remotely interesting in any way, shape or form.

Where as the men suggested are interesting, attractive in a purely physical way or funny. So its perfectly reasonable.

I don't think that stipulation really makes sense. I don't think it's necessary. Basically, the difference should be who would you be able to live with for the rest of your life. No stipulation necessary.


I couldn't disagree with you more.

Marry - Tina Fey
Do - Mary-Louise Parker
Kill - Olivia Munn

Lastly Demi, Weeds is awesome, and you should watch it.

Cube and I are on the same page:

Marry - Tina Fey
Do - Mary-Louise Parker
Kill - Olivia Munn

Here's 3 more women for you to pick and choose from...

Cameron Diaz
Natalie Portman
Keira Knightley

...just so it gets tougher to select :D

You're not making it tougher...

Since we still have the weird, weird rule about not having sex while married, it's:

Do - Nalaie Portman (she's in my celebrity 5, if you know what I mean)
Marry - Keira Knightley - I don't care for her, but she's got a nice body. But there's no point in being married to Portman if it's sexless.
Kill - Cameron Diaz. She's gone downhill.

That one's easy.

Do - Keira Knightley. I think she's insanely hot. Against anyone one else she'd be a shoo-in for "marry," but she's up against...

Marry - Natalie Portman. Looks and brains. Everything about her is amazing. Easily the winner here.

Murder - Cameron Diaz. Nothing against her, but if it means I get to nail Keira and do more with Goddess Natalie, Cam pics the short straw.

Oops, forgot to post three more.

Lewis Black
Rosie O'Donnell
Hillary Clinton

I agree; Sickone, that's way too easy. Agree with Lord Bob on all of them.

Do - Keira Knightley (Hot)
Marry - Natalie Portman (Hot & Went to Harvard, sounds interesting to talk to)
Kill - Cameron Diaz (Just clearly beat out in the other two categories. Not to mention, I haven't seen her in a movie in forever; okay well Shrek, but you don't really see the person in an animated film)

Uhh.. no

Lewis Black
Rosie O'Donnell
Hillary Clinton

This one is... much less fun. On that count, I refuse to answer it. Can't a man dream? =/

On that thought, below is me dreaming:
Nicole Scherzinger
Rihanna
Katy Perry

2/ Princess

Princess_Royal
Princess_of_Liechtenstein
Princess_of_Orange

rofl!

You forgot this one: Princess Di

Demi? Necrophilia, stick with the living.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Letizia,_Princess_of_Asturias might be the hotest living princess