Truc(k)in' to Yellowstone (in General)

In about 24hrs I'm headed to Yellowstone with wife, child, and an ancient pop-up camper that I've restored to a subsistence level abode.

Given certain recent newsworthy events in the area and the soft sides of said camper, I figure a will is in order.

If I prove tasty to the bears, Sutekh, Bast, and Strum get one item each and the rest goes to Todd so that he has an unfair advantage.

Wish me luck.

You aren't carting a tempting sacrificial in-law?

Best of luck bud. I only ask why? family trip?

Didn't you read that he's bringing his wife and child? He only needs to outrun one of them, and children are easy to trip.