Ministerial Vows
A Beer Church Minister must be devoted to the following:
1. Promote the goodness of Beer with the spirit of unity, peace, goodwill and charity.
2. Never damage the reputation of Beer by drinking it irresponsibly, or by letting the consumption of Beer result in harm to anyone or anything that is not yours to harm.
3. Drink beer and like it. Continually strive to prove yourself worthy of your title.
4. Make Beer Church proud of you.
I'd fail number 2. :(
Lochnivar
September 10 2010 11:06 AM EDT
I'm just worried that I might be intoxicated by the power.
loch, there is likely a grain of truth to that statement. the power might also go to your head!
i better hop to it though, i have much to do to prepare for my ministries.
Lord Bob
September 10 2010 12:24 PM EDT
If it was a whiskey church it would certainly be a religion I could follow.
Lochnivar
September 10 2010 1:43 PM EDT
What happened to religious toleration there NS?
It isn't like they are advocating opening a bar at Ground Zero...
Lord Bob
September 10 2010 1:59 PM EDT
There is already a topless bar at ground zero.
yet another spiritual goal, anyone up for a pilgrimage?
Lochnivar
September 10 2010 2:11 PM EDT
bah... that's what I feared... another religion that required that I DO something.... isn't there one that can just mail me cheques/redemption while I sit around at home?
Sickone
September 10 2010 2:38 PM EDT
isn't there one that can just mail me cheques/redemption while I sit around at home?
Well, they don't ASK you to do anything, but I don't think they dispense redemption either...
http://www.churchofreality.org/wisdom/welcome_home/
:)
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The IRS has approved the 501(C)3 tax exempt status of the Church of Reality."
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