let us pray... (in Off-topic)

Admindudemus [jabberwocky] September 10 2010 10:53 AM EDT

i have recently found direction in my life...you might call it a spiritual goal!

AdminQBGentlemanLoser [{END}] September 10 2010 11:00 AM EDT

Ministerial Vows

A Beer Church Minister must be devoted to the following:

1. Promote the goodness of Beer with the spirit of unity, peace, goodwill and charity.

2. Never damage the reputation of Beer by drinking it irresponsibly, or by letting the consumption of Beer result in harm to anyone or anything that is not yours to harm.

3. Drink beer and like it. Continually strive to prove yourself worthy of your title.

4. Make Beer Church proud of you.

I'd fail number 2. :(

Lochnivar September 10 2010 11:06 AM EDT

I'm just worried that I might be intoxicated by the power.

Admindudemus [jabberwocky] September 10 2010 11:08 AM EDT

loch, there is likely a grain of truth to that statement. the power might also go to your head!

i better hop to it though, i have much to do to prepare for my ministries.

AdminQBGentlemanLoser [{END}] September 10 2010 11:17 AM EDT

Ba-dum tish!

AdminNightStrike September 10 2010 12:17 PM EDT


Lord Bob September 10 2010 12:24 PM EDT

If it was a whiskey church it would certainly be a religion I could follow.

Lochnivar September 10 2010 1:43 PM EDT

What happened to religious toleration there NS?

It isn't like they are advocating opening a bar at Ground Zero...

Lord Bob September 10 2010 1:59 PM EDT

There is already a topless bar at ground zero.

Admindudemus [jabberwocky] September 10 2010 2:02 PM EDT

yet another spiritual goal, anyone up for a pilgrimage?

Lochnivar September 10 2010 2:11 PM EDT

bah... that's what I feared... another religion that required that I DO something.... isn't there one that can just mail me cheques/redemption while I sit around at home?

Sickone September 10 2010 2:38 PM EDT

isn't there one that can just mail me cheques/redemption while I sit around at home?

Well, they don't ASK you to do anything, but I don't think they dispense redemption either...


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