New weapons for kids (in Off-topic)

Look at this stuff
This is basically a sniper rifle that shoots paper-pellets (spitballs) 100 ft!

A marshmellow shotgun that shoots 30 ft.

Man, when I was a kid you had a supersoaker or the hose, and you were happy with what you had. Damn, 100ft?

I would have loved these as a kid.

Growing up, I had all sorts of toy guns and swords. Most of my toys were fake weapons. Sometimes I even built my own using spare junk out of our garage. Of course, this was years before parents groups got their panties all in a bunch and started having toy weapons banned from the stores.

i want one... *drools*