And here it is. (in Off-topic)

This weeks sign that the apocalypse is coming.

bah... spiders. Where's my flame-thrower?

Fire is the only appropriate response here.

not a sign of apocalypse, spiders do that when water gets to the point of their houses, so they move to dry places. like that farm :)

Floods are always the first sign of a coming apocalypse and spiders are certainly satan's minions. I can't argue with the original poster here.

Spiders are your friends.

Don't forget the fiery moat around the house.

:NO:
friends don't scare me without doing anything at all.

friends don't scare me without doing anything at all.

You have boring friends ;)

Spiders are pretty, make pretty webs, and eat bad ugly bugs. I think they look cool, and the things they can do with their webs are pretty amazing.

And of course the obvious best thing about spiders is that they creep people out.

You know, I'm okay with the fact that my friends don't crawl into my bed while I sleep and then bite me and inject me with venom...

No.

Wolf-spiders and Shatner in the same article. My day is complete.