Oh come on... (in Off-topic)

BrandonLP April 21 2005 10:19 AM EDT

Jon, while I know you are a busy man and rarely have time to work mischief, I must say I had to laugh and shake my head at the irony today. As I was leaving to take my Trig. final, I almost forgot my calculator. At the last second, I spied it on my desk and popped it in my backpack. When I get there, I just so happen to sit in a seat someone had purposely rigged for the test. Taped to the seat in front of it was a vast number of formulas and helpful hints. The reason I sat there was because there was a man nervously sitting in the seat in front of it, the seat that had been mine all year. The professor then tells us to spread out, so there goes the potential help sheet. Test starts and I power up the ol' TI-89 Titanium. Boom. Batteries die. Needless to say, that wasn't a fun final.

How does this relate to Jon? When I returned, I found every person on my fight list comatose until near the end. At that point, I get a bot check. What was my word? Sine.

Nixon Jibfest April 21 2005 10:37 AM EDT

i found this post to be rather tangent.

Nixon Jibfest April 21 2005 10:38 AM EDT

btw, you're going to need someone to cosine your loan with me.

sssimmo April 21 2005 10:40 AM EDT

i found this post to be rather isosceles!

Special J April 21 2005 10:44 AM EDT

all of you are being obtuse

Nixon Jibfest April 21 2005 10:45 AM EDT

how are you deduct your conclusions?

Xenko April 21 2005 10:46 AM EDT

I like to think of myself as rather acute, thank you very much!

Special J April 21 2005 10:46 AM EDT

this is going to lead to a division of us all

sssimmo April 21 2005 10:46 AM EDT

you have too tanjent a view on this subject

Nixon Jibfest April 21 2005 10:48 AM EDT

Let me add that I think this thread could grow exponentially.

smallpau1 - Go Blues [Lower My Fees] April 21 2005 10:49 AM EDT

your definately not going at this at the right angle...

Special J April 21 2005 10:50 AM EDT

such a large percentage of negative people

/hah, I got two in one. I want a cookie.

Nixon Jibfest April 21 2005 10:51 AM EDT

Brandon, now that your final is done, you can probably sleep like a log.

smallpau1 - Go Blues [Lower My Fees] April 21 2005 10:54 AM EDT

the absolute value of this irony is amazing...=P

sssimmo April 21 2005 10:54 AM EDT

haha....yeah sleep like a logarithm.

sssimmo April 21 2005 10:55 AM EDT

oh that was supper.....take the rest of the nite off sime!

sssimmo April 21 2005 10:57 AM EDT

supper????? *super!

Bubo [DTC of Bubo] April 21 2005 1:02 PM EDT

Ow! Ow! Ow! All of those puns have a common denominator, they are painfully bad!

Relic April 21 2005 1:03 PM EDT

What a prime example of differential and intersectional points of view!

BrandonLP April 21 2005 1:04 PM EDT

I can't see how anyone would be deriving such replies. I guess the root of my problem lies in CB as well.

Special J April 21 2005 1:08 PM EDT

We are all going to be smote for the misuse and abuse of the pun ability.

But until that time, I will remain positive.

Zoglog[T] [big bucks] April 21 2005 1:11 PM EDT

We may need an advanced algorithm to overcome the inequalities of our problems.

Maelstrom April 21 2005 1:14 PM EDT

Come on Brandon, don't be such a square. If you had a fraction of the sense of humour of these other people, you'd derive some amusement from them.

The important question though, is whether the seat in front of you was the product of a natural log. It's irrational the number of artificial products these days. But then again, there's only a finite number of logs...

If you think you did so badly, why not bribe your teacher with a piece of pi?

Arorrr April 21 2005 1:32 PM EDT

Who would thought this simple post is being kept alive with skew replies. Yet the sum if not most of the idea is symmetric in order to degenerate spherical Jon into a numeric topology that equates only to trigonometry functions.

QBsutekh137 April 21 2005 2:13 PM EDT

You guys really take it to the limit.

Vagabond April 21 2005 2:19 PM EDT

i > u

/me snickers...

Nixon Jibfest April 21 2005 2:23 PM EDT

I can just about plot a vector from each of you straight to nerdsville.

smallpau1 - Go Blues [Lower My Fees] April 21 2005 2:23 PM EDT

lol, now were getting into calculus...=P

This thread could go onto infinite. We could always take the second derivative to see if the problem is positive or negative.

Maelstrom April 21 2005 2:42 PM EDT

Yes, nerd-ness does seem to be the common factor between those of us who have posted here.

Xenko April 21 2005 2:59 PM EDT

Or maybe, the lowest common denominator to being a CB player is geekiness.

KCC8120 April 21 2005 5:52 PM EDT

lets go into physics next...it'll be fun

QBsutekh137 April 21 2005 5:59 PM EDT

Physics? I'm kind of Uncertain about that topic...

AdminQBGentlemanLoser [{END}] April 21 2005 6:17 PM EDT

Meh. It's all relative.

Bubo [DTC of Bubo] April 21 2005 6:20 PM EDT

Ugh. Give the puns a new tangent, and watch it accelerate into another painful litany. It's like working word problems for fun. :(

Nixon Jibfest April 22 2005 3:43 AM EDT

I believe this thread has hit its terminal velocity.
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