Oh come on... (in Off-topic)

Jon, while I know you are a busy man and rarely have time to work mischief, I must say I had to laugh and shake my head at the irony today. As I was leaving to take my Trig. final, I almost forgot my calculator. At the last second, I spied it on my desk and popped it in my backpack. When I get there, I just so happen to sit in a seat someone had purposely rigged for the test. Taped to the seat in front of it was a vast number of formulas and helpful hints. The reason I sat there was because there was a man nervously sitting in the seat in front of it, the seat that had been mine all year. The professor then tells us to spread out, so there goes the potential help sheet. Test starts and I power up the ol' TI-89 Titanium. Boom. Batteries die. Needless to say, that wasn't a fun final.

How does this relate to Jon? When I returned, I found every person on my fight list comatose until near the end. At that point, I get a bot check. What was my word? Sine.

i found this post to be rather tangent.

btw, you're going to need someone to cosine your loan with me.

i found this post to be rather isosceles!

all of you are being obtuse

how are you deduct your conclusions?

I like to think of myself as rather acute, thank you very much!

this is going to lead to a division of us all

you have too tanjent a view on this subject

Let me add that I think this thread could grow exponentially.

your definately not going at this at the right angle...

such a large percentage of negative people


/hah, I got two in one. I want a cookie.

Brandon, now that your final is done, you can probably sleep like a log.

the absolute value of this irony is amazing...=P

haha....yeah sleep like a logarithm.

oh that was supper.....take the rest of the nite off sime!

supper????? *super!

Ow! Ow! Ow! All of those puns have a common denominator, they are painfully bad!

What a prime example of differential and intersectional points of view!

I can't see how anyone would be deriving such replies. I guess the root of my problem lies in CB as well.

We are all going to be smote for the misuse and abuse of the pun ability.

But until that time, I will remain positive.

We may need an advanced algorithm to overcome the inequalities of our problems.

Come on Brandon, don't be such a square. If you had a fraction of the sense of humour of these other people, you'd derive some amusement from them.

The important question though, is whether the seat in front of you was the product of a natural log. It's irrational the number of artificial products these days. But then again, there's only a finite number of logs...

If you think you did so badly, why not bribe your teacher with a piece of pi?

Who would thought this simple post is being kept alive with skew replies. Yet the sum if not most of the idea is symmetric in order to degenerate spherical Jon into a numeric topology that equates only to trigonometry functions.

You guys really take it to the limit.

i > u

/me snickers...

I can just about plot a vector from each of you straight to nerdsville.

lol, now were getting into calculus...=P

This thread could go onto infinite. We could always take the second derivative to see if the problem is positive or negative.

Yes, nerd-ness does seem to be the common factor between those of us who have posted here.

Or maybe, the lowest common denominator to being a CB player is geekiness.

lets go into physics next...it'll be fun

Physics? I'm kind of Uncertain about that topic...

Meh. It's all relative.

Ugh. Give the puns a new tangent, and watch it accelerate into another painful litany. It's like working word problems for fun. :(

I believe this thread has hit its terminal velocity.