Want 20k? Come to Alleviation and tell a joke! (in Contests)

We're paying 20k for a joke that can get those of us with ops to laugh. If any one of the judges finds your joke unfunny, you get kicked and that's a sign you didn't make it. Multiple entries welcome! Contest will run until someone wins.

Oh c'mon, right now it's only Shade and Zach playing and they're telling jokes about each other.

Thread closed. Had fun. =)

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no wonder i got kicked

and i was being serious about the LToA for 30k

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removed last 2 posts because of unpg.

reset the character of Bezfidd as there was no money to fine.

huh? wrong thread?

do newbies like Bezfidd at least get a warning before being reset? he's 5 days into this game. perhaps he didn't know the rules of CB.

note: you are being given a page on which there are set terms of use when you join the game.

if people don't read it, alas...