Hate botchecks? Annoyed by constant harassment interrupting your play? Well, botchecks are a necessary part of CB. But, now, they are also a fun part of CB. Thanks to Fark! Yay me.
Starting now, each botcheck is no longer an annoyance, but, instead, a lottery ticket. Here's how it works: each time you get a botcheck, it consists of two words. If the two words say something cool, funny, or remarkable in any way, take a screenshot of it. Host the image somewhere online, and chatmail me a link to it.
Once per week, I will post the coolest submissions in a Contests thread like this one, and I will send $10,000 to the player who submitted my favorite. It's not much money, but then, it's free to enter. If it was a big prize, we'd get a lot of cheaters entering these contests. Also, the prize will be coming directly from my pocket, and I'm poor, so the prize pool is bound to be limited.
I will be deciding which botcheck is my favorite entirely on whimsey. I'm not asking for anything in return for running this contest, so I won't be giving a crap whether anybody disagrees with my judgement about who wins.
Now go find me some cool botchecks!
FYI: "botchecks" is not accepted by the spelling checker, although "botcheck" is