Carnage Blender Muppet Song | big prizes! (in Contests)

This contest is about remaking the muppet song into a CB song.

What to do: take the original lyrics and remake them in such a way that they actually can be sung in the same way as the muppet song AND that they are in a CB style.

Prize: having the honor of making the funniest song, perhaps also a money prize but i'm not that rich ^_^

Donations are welcome at the character: Dagor Dagorath ;)

Short and bad example :p

It's time for allocations.
It's time to pick the fight.
Its time to forge some armor on the CB show tonight.


This contest will go on until I found the best remake OR until nobody wants to play anymore.

google is your friend for the original lyrics

My Heart Will Go On, Celine Dion

Every night in my dreams
I see Nub. I feel Nub.
That is how I know you can't go on.

Far across the rank board
And spaces between us
You have come to show you went on.

Near, far, wherever you are
I believe that the Nub does go on
Once more you open the thread
And you're wine in my nub
And my nub will go on and on

Nub can touch us one time
And last for a lifetime
And never go till we're done

Farm was when I beat you
One true time I hold to
In my fights we'll always go on

Near, far, wherever you are
I believe that the nub does go on
Once more you open the thread
And you're here in my heart
And my Nub will go on and on

There is some Nub that will not
go away

You're there, there's nothing I fear,
And I know that my Nub will go on
We'll stay forever this way
You are beaten in my heart
And my Nub will go on and on

kitty, i meant the song of the muppet show, not just any song you pick on your own... :\

i misunderstood, i thought i 'd pick a song (my favorite by the way) and changed lyrics to your own with cb related. Sorry, I 'd try again.

Just to get things started, I'm sure you can all improve on this!!

It's the Carnage Blender Show with our Very Special Guest Star, GentlemanLoser!!!

It's time to wield your weapon
It's time to strap in tight
It's time to meet the fighters on the CB Show tonight.

It's time to ink on tattoos
It's time to join a clan
It's time to spend your BA on the CB Show tonight.

Why do we always come here
Every three hours or so
It's like a kind of torture
When MPR grows so slow

And now let's get things started
Why don't you get things started
It's time to get things started
On the most sensational inspirational celebrational Blenderational
This is what we call the CB Show!

(Todd blows his trumpet)

so who's kermit? Miss Piggy?

Well I've got to be one of either Statler or Waldorf! ;) Who's the other? Ranger, Chet/Sutekh?

I vote Shade for Swedish Chef! :P

LOL

BORK!

Hurdy Gurdy Turkey Gobbler Gobbler!

A song in tribute to Gooey Muppet?

Why shade, I never knew you cared.

not in his honor, more in that of every muppet in here ;)

who would be that carp throwing man? :P

Who Lew Zealand? Who threw boomeranging carp fish?

yes that dude.


anyway this contest is still up and now has a special secret prize!!!

WooT!

Come on, if no one else enters, I'll win!!

I nominate Jonathan for the role of Dr. Bunsen Honeydew.

"Come now, CBers, this won't hurt a bit!"

It's the Muppet Show with our Very Special Guest Star, Christopher Walken

It's time to get a tattoo
It's time to start a fight
It's time to beat the toughest on the Carnage Show Tonight

It's time to grab your AxBow
It's time to shoot it right
It's time to beat the toughest on the Carnage Show Tonight

Why do we always click here
I think that Jon does know
I say it's like a torture
That I simply can't let go

Beginner's can use the NUB
Old Player's can't use the NUB
I really do hate the NUB
On the most sensational inspirational carnagational Blenderational
This is what we call the Carnage Show!

(Shade-O Blows his Trumpet)


Wouldn't Walken be awesome on the muppet show?

it's time to stroke your ego
it's time to moan and whine
it's time to meet the muppets on the forum show tonight

it's time to hunt for multis
it's time to bash the nub
it's time to pull your eyes out on the forum show tonight

why do we always post here?
you'd think we'd know by now
it's like a kind of torture
watching the vets have a cow

and now let's get things started
just say the nub's retarded
let's all be cold hearted
on the most repetitive, unimaginative, i don't wanna live, somethin's gotta give...

this is what we call the forum show!

(random nub complainer blows the trumpet)

disclaimer: i do actually enjoy the forums, but positive things about it didn't seem to fit well in my entry. =P

Getting away from this interesting contest for a moment... Who else just had to have the 1st Season of the Muppet Show when it came out on DVD about a month ago? I know I did.

...oh, and vote for me to be Sweetums!!!

wow 3 quite nice entries.


but I want to see more of them!!!

For some reason whenever I try to think of the song I start thinking of the Fraggle Rock theme. Grrr.

Its the Mmor-Peg show with our special guest.... Carnage Blender!!!!

Wooo Woohooo! [*whistle*] Woo! Woot!

Its time to slay the loser,
Its time fight the fights,
Its time to show the others whos the best tonight!

This time I'll miss the forums,
This time I'll will not camp,
This time I'll beat my fightlist to my full delight!

We only ever come here,
One thing that we all know,
To get punished by changemonths,
And carry on the show!

Now Im going to fight some,
Why don't you go to fight some,
Lets all go and fight some...
In the most blendable comical irrational mmorpegational
This is what you call fun!

/me blows

;D

How do you pronounce "mmorpegational"?

more-peg-ational? mmm-orp-egational?

its completely up to you my friend :)

If facing the wrong end of a loaded Assassin's Crossbow [4x15] (+11) 194,569 doesn't stimulate your creativity, then maybe the prospect of wearing a THINKING CAP [3] (+10) 229,322 will? Both items are donated as prizes for this contest, from my admin char.

It's the Muppet Show with our Very Special Guest Star, Frodbot!

It's time to be a warrior,
It's time to be a mage,
It's time to be an enchanter and cast some spells tonight!

It's time to put on armor,
It's time to grab a sword,
It's time to start the battle and shed some blood tonight!

Why do we always come here,
when every day's the same?
There aren't even pictures,
what a crappy game!

And now let's click for hours,
Just sit and click for hours,
It's time to click for hours,
On the most change-ational, inter-national, stratagational,
Text-based-ational
This is what we call the CB Show!

(Gonzo blows his trumpet, and is then hit by an axe, an arrow, and a fireball)

Oh and dibs on being Crazy Harry!

Bump:


prizes atm are:

Assassin's Crossbow [4x15] (+11) 194,569 &
THINKING CAP [3] (+10) 229,322

On a related note, on Wednesday the USPS announced/released new Muppet postage stamps!

It's time for slaying 'chanters,
It's time for tanks to fight
It's time to /ignore the muppets in the CB chat tonight!

It's time to brand on tattoos,
It's time to strap our shields on tight
It's time to feel the burnin' in the carnage room tonight!

Why do we always come here
This text is black and slow
It's kinda like a torture
Now I can't camp for ElBows!

And now let's get things started!
Why don't you feel how hard it is?
It's time to feel retarded
On the most invitational, time-dump-sational, conversational
destructational
This is what we call the Carange show!!!!

(Oddbird tweets a song, then deftly dodges the horde of thrown tulwars)

/me is a nimble birdie...

It's the CB Show with our special Guest/Victim, Jonathan!

It's time to be a loaner,
It's time to be a vet,
It's time to forge some armor in an econ clan tonight!

It's time to bash the NUB,
It's time to snipe the stores,
It's time to blow USD on some CB here tonight!

Why do we even try now,
when only NUBs will reach the top?
If I hear even one more word 'bout it,
I think my head will pop!

So now just sit and click here,
for some reason you just can't leave,
get used to wasting your life,
On the most irrational, inter-national, competetive-ational
supercalifragilisticexpalidacional
This is the Carnage Showwww!

(Oddbird cries, "FORS!" and watches the flamers come running.)