My love of the Dennis Miller-esque simile has laid me low and robbed me of 25k.
Heed my words sinners of CB and forever cast out the infernal simile, for it is a tool of the devil.
Now i ask you brothers and sisters, that any of you should be pure of soul and touched by the grace of god to renounce the unholy simile in all its ungodliness. And that from this day forward thou shalt never compare like to like AGAIN!
(This has been a Public Service Announcement from the Holy Church of DCM's)
