This is funny : Must Read (in Off-topic)

[CB1]Kris October 22 2005 2:20 AM EDT

It is with the saddest heart that I pass on the following news...
Please join me in remembering a great icon of the entertainment community. The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection, and complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71.
Doughboy is survived by his wife, Play Dough, two children, John Dough and Jane Dough,who has a bun in the oven. He is also survived by his elderly father, Pop Tart. Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin.
Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Buttersworth, Hungry Jack, The California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies and Captain Crunch.The grave site was piled high with flours.
Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy, and lovingly described Doughboy as a man who never knew how much he was kneaded. Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with turnovers.He was not considered a very smart cookie, wasting much of his dough on half-baked schemes.Despite being a little flaky at times, he still, as a crusty old man, was considered a roll model for millions.
The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes.

Grim Reaper October 22 2005 2:32 AM EDT

That's not funny, it is sad...

[CB1]Kris October 22 2005 2:33 AM EDT

can i point out, this is fictitious and above al else, not true!

! Love Barney October 22 2005 2:43 AM EDT

i thought it was pretty funny

Mr Bones October 22 2005 3:19 AM EDT

He was my hero who am I going to model myself on now

Untouchable October 22 2005 2:15 PM EDT


AdminShade October 22 2005 2:16 PM EDT

I've heard better ones...
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