Poll: why was Max incarcerated? (in General)

Since it's impolite to ask Max exactly what happened (not that that's stopped me), the only thing we can do (besides bribing him with chocolate chip cookies) is make something up. So, what's it gonna be?

Max:

1. was caught smuggling poodles in from Canada.
2. tried to board a plane with a pair of blue kindergarten scissors.
3. distributed Ishtar via bittorrent.
4. sang happy birthday and didn’t pay the Harry Fox Agency's royalty.
5. commited miscellaneous thoughtcrime.
6. taught scientific theory in Kansas instead of the truth.
7. needed more cowbell.

** Welcome back Max! **

Definitely number 6.

Personally, I'm torn between #1 and #7.
But you only get one vote so I just have to go with #1.
Canada... a convenient scapegoat.

if people get locked up for #7, then there would be no free men left to roam this earth. or women.
only Walken would be walkin.

as for why he was smuggling poodles in the wrong direction, that will have to remain between him and his attourney.

#1: no question about it.

Is poodles a euphemism for lumber?
I know we Canadians are infamous for our

"Weapons of Mass Construction"

:->

#7 and my #8

8. He stole monkey's from the zoo, actually its a rare kind of monkey, all they hear are cowbells, so when Max rung the cowbell, the monkey's came a running, so technically the monkeys ran away to him.

=P

For stealing the DBoM... where did that thing end up anyway?


But if I really have to pick from the options above.
I'll go with 6.

1, of course.

3! Ishtar it is.

He should have been arrested for watching Ishtar, what a very horrible movie.

#5!!

Which reminds me of what my lil bro used to do when we were young. We used to try to speak to each other using our incredible telepathic powers!! =D Funnily enough it actually worked a some of the time....;)

If I had to choose from these then it would definately be #7

#7!!

yep , definitly 7

I agree, it must be Se7en.

Hey yeah, I swear I had the DBom last...and now it's long since vanished...

WB, Max. Yes this is my first post in quite awhile.

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You talking about that guys?

Smuggling poodles??? :D

from Canada, yes

I thought it was pretty straightforward...

I was talking about the named WS on CB1

Novice, there is a CB2 one too, and yes it's a small wooden shield ;)

I have no idea why it's so special though. Other than it's good for firewood. ;)