**Funniest Convo Contest (FCC)** (in Contests)


{CB1ate}aupStar November 14 2005 3:30 AM EST

Just find the funniest conversation you've ever encountered on chat anywhere on the web and post it here...=)

*Prize*
75k CB2$

Rules:
1. The conversation must not be something that'll take forever to read (i.e., 10 pages). Hence, it would probably be more appropriate if you cut and paste the funniest parts before posting in this thread.

2. Keep it PG (so all the little ones can enjoy it as much as I will).

3. Always end your post with a big wide grin (think happy thoughts).

4. See rules 1-3.

5. Any breach of the rules will result in disqualification

Happy hunting! ^_^

AdminShade November 14 2005 6:17 AM EST

<Shade> Hey aupStar, what should I enter for the funniest convo contest?
<aupStar> Hey Shade, that doesn't matter because whatever you say is funny.
<Shade> So I can just enter whatever I would say and it would win?
<aupStar> Yes defenitely :)

note: this is a fake conversation but would be funny ;)

chickensoup64 November 14 2005 6:48 AM EST

can we post more than once? cause atm i want to post a few, and keep in mind that they are of a PG-funny-rating, not an adult-funny-rating

chickensoup64 November 14 2005 7:05 AM EST

<Dogan> man, my english class this year is so sweet
<Dogan> there was this quick write on the civil rights movement yesterday
<Dogan> couldn't think of anything else, so i just ended with "In conclusion, all your base are belong to us."
<Dogan> she just wrote "Rephrase?", and gave me 30/30

chickensoup64 November 14 2005 7:07 AM EST

pAtRiCkAaRoN06: DUDE..you know what we r gonna name our band?
Jahwarrior06: what?
pAtRiCkAaRoN06: "the big glove"
Jahwarrior06: the big glove?
pAtRiCkAaRoN06: yea...that way when we get done playing and the PA dude comes up there he can say "let's have a big hand for The Big Glove"


this is my second attempt to win :)
oh i forgot the big smile at the end of the other post so here it is:
:)

Adrian Exodus November 14 2005 7:09 AM EST

independence-day wrote:
"If you have a good Admin, you never know they are there. "

Dancindan84 wrote:
When I'm undercover I try to do fun stuff so as not to blow my cover by kick/banning. Like binding their y key or mouse1 to "kill"

Once I bound someone's mouse1 to make them say "Bang!" So they were running around aiming at people saying "Bang!Bang!Bang!"

QBOddBird November 14 2005 11:13 AM EST

<Majestik_Moose> hi chargers
<Chargerz-Back> hi MM
<Chargerz-Back> how's it feel to be back?
<Majestik_Moose> well.. to tell the truth.. I've kinda overdone the fighting part of cb now
<Majestik_Moose> the chatting is fine though
<Chargerz-Back> how much BA did you save up?
<Majestik_Moose> way too much
<Chargerz-Back> wow....nice record lol
david71159 left the room.
<Chargerz-Back> how much do you have left?
<Majestik_Moose> some
<Majestik_Moose> starting to run low, happily :)
<Chargerz-Back> lol, i bet...after awhile 160 was too much
<Majestik_Moose> it's more enervating this thing, than the forging stuff I did before I left
<Majestik_Moose> (I used all possible BA within 24h to forge)
<Chargerz-Back> lol
<Majestik_Moose> then, I could set the alarm
<Chargerz-Back> i've done that before
<Chargerz-Back> but i didnt go to sleep for 48 hours when i did it
<[OB]OddBird> wow. That is the saddest paragraph of chat I've ever seen in my life.
<Pummel> LOL

I have other, better ones saved, but I'll hold onto them for a contest worth more than 75k. Oh, and these comments are worth noting....

<down_with_bush> if ur gonna insult someone. . .the least you can do is be grammatically correct

<down_with_bush> i hate trolls. . .always trying to cause a problem here and there :)

xD

Maelstrom November 14 2005 11:26 AM EST

"<down_with_bush> if ur gonna insult someone. . .the least you can do is be grammatically correct "

Is that real?!?! Man... I'm speechless.

48Zach November 14 2005 7:50 PM EST

This is all real...hilarious too :P im not joking when i say its real...ENJOY!

<Sacred-Samurai> w8 w8 w8
<Sacred-Samurai> u all have to awnser this now
<Sacred-Samurai> how do you spell "wierd , yet cool " in a 3 letter word that isn't CB2?
<sansehog> idk
<RedWolf> der?
<vahn117> huh thats my answer
<Sacred-Samurai> nope , nope , and nope
<Sacred-Samurai> its GUN
<Nathaniel> Answer what?
<vahn117> what is it
<RedWolf> CB1?
<Sacred-Samurai> lol
<RedWolf> :P
<sansehog> lol
<Sacred-Samurai> that was good eh reddy?
<sansehog> i was Waaaay off
<RedWolf> should have been "Red"
<Sacred-Samurai> i was thinkin that
<vahn117> what is it
<Sacred-Samurai> :P as soon as i saw u were in here
<RedWolf> lol
<vahn117> what is it
<Sacred-Samurai> how do you spell "cool , slick , and great " in 4 lettes?
vahn117 left the room.
<sansehog> im gonna say wolf
<Sacred-Samurai> there is 2 awnsers
<Sacred-Samurai> also make it "cool , slick , great , and hilarious "
<RedWolf> zach? :P
<Sacred-Samurai> ding ding ding , times up
<RedWolf> tscm?
<Sacred-Samurai> redwolf got it , and so did sensehog
<Sacred-Samurai> its Wolf , and Zach :P
<sansehog> haha!
<RedWolf> oh yeah tscm's not slick..
<Sacred-Samurai> lol , like i said , hilarious :P
<RedWolf> heh
<RedWolf> wait..
Nathaniel left the room.
<Sacred-Samurai> ?
<RedWolf> you should add "slow" onto there :P
<Sacred-Samurai> lol

Bootsanator November 14 2005 8:00 PM EST

/me scribbles out wierd and puts weird in...amazing how few people know how to spell that

...and also, that the spellchecker says that Both spellings are correct for weird, but i can't put monday with lowercase without getting in trouble? man!

48Zach November 14 2005 8:08 PM EST

This is all real...hilarious too :P im not joking when i say its real...ENJOY!

<Sacred-Samurai> w8 w8 w8
<Sacred-Samurai> u all have to awnser this now
<Sacred-Samurai> how do you spell "weird , yet cool " in a 3 letter word that isn't CB2?
<sansehog> idk
<RedWolf> der?
<vahn117> huh thats my answer
<Sacred-Samurai> nope , nope , and nope
<Sacred-Samurai> its GUN
<Nathaniel> Answer what?
<vahn117> what is it
<RedWolf> CB1?
<Sacred-Samurai> lol
<RedWolf> :P
<sansehog> lol
<Sacred-Samurai> that was good eh reddy?
<sansehog> i was Waaaay off
<RedWolf> should have been "Red"
<Sacred-Samurai> i was thinkin that
<vahn117> what is it
<Sacred-Samurai> :P as soon as i saw u were in here
<RedWolf> lol
<vahn117> what is it
<Sacred-Samurai> how do you spell "cool , slick , and great " in 4 lettes?
vahn117 left the room.
<sansehog> im gonna say wolf
<Sacred-Samurai> there is 2 awnsers
<Sacred-Samurai> also make it "cool , slick , great , and hilarious "
<RedWolf> zach? :P
<Sacred-Samurai> ding ding ding , times up
<RedWolf> tscm?
<Sacred-Samurai> redwolf got it , and so did sensehog
<Sacred-Samurai> its Wolf , and Zach :P
<sansehog> haha!
<RedWolf> oh yeah tscm's not slick..
<Sacred-Samurai> lol , like i said , hilarious :P
<RedWolf> heh
<RedWolf> wait..
Nathaniel left the room.
<Sacred-Samurai> ?
<RedWolf> you should add "slow" onto there :P
<Sacred-Samurai> lol

Had to fix weird for Bootsanator....

=D :) =] =} ^.^

YNM November 14 2005 8:39 PM EST

<kay> SS is hilarious
<Sacred-Samurai> i know :) im the best


Lol...

48Zach November 14 2005 8:41 PM EST

YNM left the room

thats a winner!!!! lol

Tooth Fairy November 14 2005 8:42 PM EST

<tscm> Davis!
<davis> What?
<tscm>Hoy dare you do that?
<davis>What?
<davis>What??
<tscm>You know what you did boy!
<davis>what?!
<tscm>You made Tooth cry!
<davis>She told me you made her cry!
<tscm> Now you lie?!
*Tooth_Fairy gasps *
<davis>That's what she said!
*Tooth_Fairy starts crying again*
<tscm>If you say one more word!
<davis>one more word...
*tscm drags davis to PM*
<lukimel> Some one should copy this...


Ah what fun can be had when you pretend to cry,
I love manipulation...

=D

YNM November 14 2005 8:42 PM EST

<Sacred-Samurai> YNM check my second one
<Sacred-Samurai> its good :)

YNM November 14 2005 9:33 PM EST

<Tooth_Fairy> I'm surprised so few people have funny convos...

And...

<Slayer333> hummm....I wonder what I did with the ones I had saved...

RedWolf November 14 2005 9:35 PM EST

This is from quite a while ago, I think about a month before Monty was banned...I'm glad I saved it now :-)
Also <NAME> is supposed to be <BeoBop>, spellchecker just didn't like his name :-P

<NAME> crap
<NAME> is wldflr here?
<NAME> This isnt great. Title "3m c2 fs"
<Monty> lol but you have 2.6 FS :P
<Monty> smooooooooooth
<NAME> What? No idiot
<Monty> and c2
<NAME> Too late.
<Monty> and you talking about other people's spelling!
<NAME> You've made yourself look stupid YET AGAIN! Give it a break! You are overwhelming me with your horrific stupidity!
<Monty> ha ha helm was in that word :P
<NAME> helm?
<Monty> helm. hat. helmet.
<RedWolf> lmbo
<NAME> In what word?
<Monty> overwhelming!
<Monty> overw*helm*ing
<NAME> I SAID STOP BEING AN IDIOT FOR 10 SECONDS
<Monty> you're the one that couldn't fine helm in your own word!
<NAME> *find
<Monty> typo :P
<NAME> It isnt in there! 4 letters that happen to spell that word when they are alone are in there!
<RedWolf> lol
<Monty> wth are you talking about
<NAME> I'm not even going to try to out think you, when your head explodes I am going to be charged with endangering the welfare of a child.
<Monty> took you a while to think of that one didn't ya?
kagaku8 has joined the room.
<NAME> No, took me a while to type it
<NAME> I originally had murder
<Monty> big scary 18 year old
<NAME> but I remembered how old you were.
<Monty> were?
<RedWolf> he's very vicious, isn't he
<RedWolf> lol were
<Monty> he's very retarded is what he is
<Monty> prepare for another comment!
<RedWolf> i must save this convo in case i need a laugh every now and then :P
<NAME> As I said, I don't want to hurt you.
<Monty> his damned DBs
<LumpBot> Tip: You can change your name once every 30 days through the "Settings" link.
<NAME> The pause was so you could do some deep breathing to fight back the tears.
<Monty> you can't hurt me.....unless I'm uber sensitive to caps!
<Monty> unless you fly all the way here... :P
<NAME> Clearly I can hurt your feelings
<Monty> *or unless
<slayer333> ooh my head...
<Monty> lol
<NAME> You get all worked up when I mention your 12 seconds of ops.
<Monty> oh come on man!
<NAME> How many kicks did you get in?
<Monty> no need to bring up the *op* discussion *cries*
<NAME> Was it enough to make up for kicks you have received?
<Monty> Indeed, it was :)
<NAME> You type 328 words a minute?
<Monty> not like there are noobies here to break rules anyway
<Monty> where the hell did that come from?
<NAME> You are still here.
<NAME> And are you attacking me to get back at me?
<Monty> ?
<RedWolf> lmbo
<Monty> lol im losing to you :)
<NAME> I know, but you are TRYING to win
<Monty> yeah, its not trying to get back at you though
<NAME> Tell you what. I'll take the boots off and you can attack me.
<NAME> ok?
<Monty> I DON'T WANT YOUR CHARITY@
<Monty> i don't want your charity :P
<RedWolf> that would sound really funny in real life :P

Hope it doesn't qualify as "10 pages long" heh. Oh yeah, and the big grin...

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YNM November 14 2005 9:39 PM EST

<YNM> Take a new look at the FCC contest
<RedWolf> mine involves monty, so naturally its funny :P
<YNM> you have a monty convo?
<Tooth_Fairy> uh
<YNM> ...damn i just lost...i fold
<Tooth_Fairy> I don't think I've ever heard of Monty...
<[skater]BMW> all in.... wait... fold...
<YNM> @ tooth Fairy "Good!
<[skater]BMW> he always repaid me
<RedWolf> yeah!
<RedWolf> worked lol
<YNM> he owes me 3.2 mil
<[skater]BMW> i don't think he should've been banned. probably should have been QB ; )
<YNM> hell no!

Untouchable [The Knighthood] November 14 2005 10:26 PM EST

Some random conversation~

Untouchable> hey, how about we make a fake conversation up so we can win the FCC contest? lol
<Untouchable> nvm, this seems pointless ;P
<kay> I dare you to post this
<Untouchable> ?
<kay> fun fact: God creates people because he thinks it's funny
<Untouchable> lol k
<kay> no don't
<Untouchable> ok im posting it
<Untouchable> lol
<kay> NOOO
<Untouchable> LOL
<Untouchable> YAS!

QBOddBird November 15 2005 1:07 AM EST

fine. I'll put in a few more, but not the best one. Not yet.

how in the heck did you find "vampirefreaks.com"? my girlfreind

aw well i best try someone else
Souj is a girl?
hi st00pid
and OB is a guy?
hi
OB is a guy, yes.
lol
im a guy
hippy
not sure what souj is.
im a gay
guy**********************
haha
so that's why you and her won't work
o_o
lmbo
srry Souj :P
now who is the girl ?
AAAHHH!!!!

I *will* win a round
lol
lol
you sure?
: )
you sure?
* RedWolf shirts lu and hats lu
: )
stop copying me!?!?F?WGFQW
shirts and hats?
stop copying me!?!?F?WGFQW
lol
grr
spam!!
grr
* [skater]BMW carps
shhh, this is a face-off
* [OB]OddBird carps
hey man look at me roking out im on the....
two people spammed and their both chatops..hmm...
loser
radio!!!!!!!!
loser
i am a loser
Mistress_Reyna left the room.
* Duredhel backs away slowly
yes, you are.
i win!!!
that was worth losing.
lol

If I see some good entries to counteract mine, I'll post the 2 funniest I've seen. If not, I'll save 'em for later. xD

QBOddBird November 15 2005 1:10 AM EST

I hate HTML. Nevermind that last post, convos won't work with HTML and without it I have 61 mispelled words due to the lack of recognition for OB, Lu, Bu, and BMW, among others. In fact, I'm having to put this post in HTML because of those words. (ugh.)

Adrian Exodus November 15 2005 1:36 AM EST

=> LumpBot whatis lumpbot
Something that headbutts the monitor while screeching like a monkey.
=> LumpBot whatis lump
Lump can't code properly. Look at me... I'm a shambles. And what's with running me on Windows?! Oh the humanity!
=> LumpBot whatis jon
The benevolent creator of CB. Don't annoy please =)
=> LumpBot whatis carp
A strategically well shaped fish for thwacking people over the head with. Tastes like Mushu, so don't bother unless you got a metal-lined gut.
=> LumpBot whatis mushu
No one really knows what a Mushu is... though dictionary.com seems to suggest it is edible. Disclaimer: LumpBot does not condone eating Mushu for the sake of health, and general sanity.
=> LumpBot whatis me
Well if you don't know that... see I told you not to headbutt the wall so much.
=> LumpBot whatis life
Life is like a store refresh... you never know what you're gonna get.
=> LumpBot whatis carnageblender
Carnage Blender. This game. Addictive.

sadly that would seem to be all the "good" ones i can remember.
but here instead of a big smile you get a bunny


( \_/ )
(='.'=)
(")_(")
(")_(")

maulaxe November 15 2005 3:56 AM EST

funniest convo i can remember right now was when we were making fun of a friend of mine for not being able to spell his own middle name... then he got sorta angry and indignant and yelled out the spelling

heres what he yelled: "Yes I can! 'J' 'H' 'O' 'N'! ...Damn!!!"

after that, there were tears of laughter.

{CB1ate}aupStar November 15 2005 8:14 AM EST

hahaha...good job peoples!! Keep em coming!! ^_^

Some html pointers for OB and others:

<nospellcheck>: Bypasses spellchecker (do not abuse this or you may get fined!).
<br> : end line/ start a new line.
<p>: end paragraph/start a new paragraph (i.e., leaves a new line in between).

{CB1ate}aupStar November 15 2005 8:40 AM EST

&lt;Shade&gt; Hello: This will appear as <Shade> Hello

So lets use all 4 at once.

&lt;Shade&gt; aupStar, your so cool! When I grow up, I wanna be just like you.
<br>
&lt;aupStar&gt; aww shucks, I'm so flattered. Here have a billion CB$.
<p>
&lt;Shade&gt; wow!! I'm gonna make you an OP right away...=D
<br>
&lt;aupStar&gt; Thanks so much Shade!! Your a legend!! ^_^

This would come up like this:

<Shade> aupStar, your so cool! When I grow up, I wanna be just like you.
<aupStar> aww shucks, I'm so flattered. Here have a billion CB$.

<Shade> wow!! I'm gonna make you an OP right away...=D
<aupStar> Thanks so much Shade!! Your a legend!! ^_^

NB: The above conversation may not have happened...;)

Undertow November 15 2005 9:02 AM EST

<NES> lol
<NES> I download something from Napster
<NES> And the same guy I downloaded it from starts downloading it from me when I'm done
<NES> I message him and say "What are you doing? I just got that from you"
<NES> "getting my song back (non-pg)'er"

Undertow November 15 2005 9:05 AM EST

<wolf> 1. Save every Free Credit Card Offer you get, Put it in pile A
<wolf> 2. Save every Free Coupon You get, put that in pile B
<wolf> 3. Now open the credit card mail from pile A and find the Business
Reply Mail Envelope.
<wolf> 4. Take the coupons from pile B and stuff them in the envelope you hold
in your hand.
<wolf> 5. Drop the stuffed to the brim envelopes in your mail and walk away
whistling.
<wolf> I have now received two phone calls from the credit card companies
telling me that they received a stuffed envelope with coupons rather
then my application. They informed me that it they are not pleased that
they footed the bill for the crap I sent them. I reply with "It says
Business Reply Mail" I'm suggesting coupons to you to ensure that your
business is more successful. They promptly hang up on me.
<wolf> Now, I did this for about a month before it got boring, so I got an
added idea! I added exactly 33 cents worth of pennies to the envelope
so they paid EXTRA due to the weight. I got a call informing me about
the money, I said it was a mistake and I demanded my change back. After
yelling at the clerk and then to the supervisor they agreed to my
demands and cut me a check for the money. I hold in my hand at this
very moment a check from GTE Visa for exactly 33 cents.

:) and one from before :D

Undertow November 15 2005 9:12 AM EST

<scirDSL> I hated going to weddings. All the grandmothers would poke me saying "You're next". They stopped that when I started doing it to them at funerals.

:D

QBOddBird November 15 2005 11:26 AM EST

grawr! No more stealing from bash.org, you cheaters! ~_^

YNM November 15 2005 6:08 PM EST

If you start using non-cb convos, then ou will have to make me go find some.

QBBast [Hidden Agenda] November 15 2005 7:26 PM EST

Something for every humor.

1. Just plain fun!
<MegamanV> ranger told me to shut up the other day why wasn't he kicked?
<Ranger> Cause im a god among men
<chernobyl> lol
<chernobyl> i saw that, megaman, and you deserved it
RomGirl left the room.
* Reebok bows to Ranger
<MegamanV> he cant take a joke
Descent left the room.
<Ranger> I forget the exact reason I told you to shut up, but it must have been for a great reason

2. Chatiot, anyone?
<[-war-]> decay at base will eat ur mage
<chernobyl> but even with amf, a base decay strips a nice slice of HP...
<[-war-]> amf will eat it
<Warchild> if you do not have AMF
<[-war-]> even base amf will eat it hehe
<[-war-]> wait nvm
<[-war-]> gotta have like 12k amf
<[-war-]> or hold up
<[-war-]> 12k exp er
<[-war-]> hold on training cost 6226
<Warchild> but it is the level that matters
<[-war-]> ya i know but w/e that is the amf needs to be bigger heeh
<[-war-]> actualy no
<[-war-]> they all got same exp costs

3. It gets better!
<Frod> anyone have a low char (<30k) with AMF?
<[-war-]> i have one at 15k
<[-war-]> 20k amf
<[-war-]> 22k
<Frod> soul burner?
<[-war-]> ya
<Frod> hrm. Thanks.
<[-war-]> heh
<[-war-]> why u ask
<Frod> dm seems to have less effect on amf than on other enchantments...
<[-war-]> dm has no effect at all
<Frod> that would explain it. :-/
<(TF)Chrono> who stole teh bandwidth?
<[-war-]> dm effects ur own OE and opponents DE
<Frod> your own oe?
<[-war-]> offesnsive enchantments
<Frod> I know what oe means.
<[-war-]> lets say u got dm
<[-war-]> also another minion of urs got amf another one got ec
<[-war-]> when u cast dm on enemy
<Frod> I know what you're saying... I just didn't expect that.
<[-war-]> u will drop your own ec amf
<(TF)Chrono> in a more basic sense of terms. DM effects all enchantments on the other team
<[-war-]> uh chrono that didnt explain it
<[-war-]> let me rephrase that for u
<[-war-]> in a more basic sense of terms. DM effects all defensive enchantments on the other team
<(TF)Chrono> no all enchantments that are cast ON the other team
<(TF)Chrono> not by the other team
<[-war-]> nope it only drops their defrensives
<(TF)Chrono> no, it drops your offenses
<[-war-]> err
<Frod> Just verified. Thanks.
<[-war-]> if they got amf, dm wont drop it
<[-war-]> if u got amf and dm then amf will be dropped
<(TF)Chrono> no it drops your amf though
<(TF)Chrono> yes, but you dont cast amf on yourself now do you?
<Frod> war: that's because THEIR amf is cast on YOU.
<[-war-]> good got listen to what im saying
<[-war-]> ur like disaggreeing with what u are saying
<Frod> no, you're both saying the same thing.
<[-war-]> i say it drops their defesnives and u say nope it drops your offesnses wheres that come from jeeze
<[-war-]> its very simple, if you got dm make sure u got no other offesive stuff and dont count on it to drop opponents offesive stuff
<(TF)Chrono> no thats not what I'm saying
<(TF)Chrono> I never said that it drops the enemies EO
<[-war-]> sigh
<[-war-]> read what i said then read what u said
<(TF)Chrono> we said a lot.
<[-war-]> its like saying car drives then you say, no car moves
<(TF)Chrono> Frod is right we are both saying the same thing
<[-war-]> "<[-war-]> nope it only drops their defrensives" "<(TF)Chrono> no, it drops your offenses" where did that come from lol
<(TF)Chrono> i said you offenses. as in the ones you cast
* Frod casts Dispel Conversation.

(and as if that weren't enough ...)

<[-war-]> im trying to say it drops their defensive enchantments and u saying it only effects your own minions as if it doesnt effect opponents crap
<(TF)Chrono> no. I never said it does not effect the enemy team
<(TF)Chrono> what kind of spell would it be.... if it only hurt you?
<[-war-]> then you shoudnt have said no, it drops your offenses the key word there is NO
<(TF)Chrono> DM would stand for.. disable myself

4. Changemonth! (with 3 halves!) Anything yet?
<IndependenZ> Server Info: Time is Sun May 1 06:48:09 EDT 2005
<IndependenZ> Change Month is upon us :p
* [Quoth]The_Raven screams in horror
* Reebok starts chanting "Change, change, change!"
<[Quoth]The_Raven> hehe
<Chocolate_Thunder> I'm using as much BA as i can before Jon wakes up.
<IndependenZ> I'm quite curious how he will alter everything, actually :)
<Reebok> I can't wait
<Reebok> chaos is so fun!
* [Quoth]The_Raven always finds change month highly entertaining
<IndependenZ> Yeah, so do I :p
<Chocolate_Thunder> have the second highest score at the moment... I can tell you that it won't last through today :)
<colonel> He has indicated that the tattoo artists costs will increase, correct?
<Reebok> indeed
<colonel> anything else that we know?
<[Quoth]The_Raven> little is known, but much is to be feared ;)
<Chocolate_Thunder> Children shorter than 4'11" will no longer be able to ride the roller coaster.
<Chocolate_Thunder> I rather hope that its not a ToE nerf, and it winds up being some type of SMToE nerf.... I'd like to run a ToE tank for a while, if possible.
<Lukey> wheres change of the month?
<Reebok> it's a whole moth of changes...
<Chocolate_Thunder> Its 7AM luke, give it time.
<Reebok> *month
<Lukey> ok ok
<Chocolate_Thunder> (Is this the most anticipated change month in history?)
<Lukey> probably
* Lukey just hopes his new single mage won't be too badly hurt
<Chocolate_Thunder> Ha
<[Quoth]The_Raven> hehe, Jon could just wait a couple of weeks to watch everyone get progressively more paranoid ;)
<Lukey> lol
<Reebok> I'm not worried
<Chocolate_Thunder> I'd have about 3 million XP saved up by then
<Lukey> oh im not worried
<Reebok> optamistic even
<[Quoth]The_Raven> you were a boy scout?
<Chocolate_Thunder> Alas no, but we share similar mantras
<[Quoth]The_Raven> lol
<Reebok> "be careful around the den leader"?
<Chocolate_Thunder> I have Tank equipment being forged, XP saved up, and about 20 ideas of what to do next floating in my head.
<[Quoth]The_Raven> having been gone since the 6th of Jan, and only back for a couple of weeks, it's difficult to really feel concerned
<Chocolate_Thunder> I've been running with a SMToE since late January... I only look forward to a nerf, it'll at least make it interesting again.
<Ranger> any changes yet?
<Reebok> nada
<Chocolate_Thunder> Nah, he's sleeping :P
* Reebok wanders off to have a smoke
<[Quoth]The_Raven> Jon is probably having breakfast and chuckling nastily to himself ;)
<Chocolate_Thunder> I think at this point, nothing he does would be surprising, everyone knows what is overpowered... and what will change (of course this won't stop the peanut gallery from *ahem* when it happens)
<Chocolate_Thunder> complaining*
<Ranger> yes, but 1/2 the fun is see how things will change
<Chocolate_Thunder> True enough.
<matteo48> i porbably should have waited to change my Toj :-()
<Mythanth> and the other half is listening to the whining
<Ranger> and the other 1/2 is *ahem* about it
<Chocolate_Thunder> I'm irratated by all the other SMToE people complaining... They've all started using it because its overpowered..... only myself, chuckles and bubo were running them before it was noticed.
<Chocolate_Thunder> ANd i look forward to a change!
<[Quoth]The_Raven> lol, first they overcrowd the bandwagon, then they complain as the wheels fall off ;)
<Chocolate_Thunder> exactly! Jerks!
<Ranger> sort of like the COBF. Personally I would love it if all of them disappeared
<[Quoth]The_Raven> I'll be happy as long as I can keep on chargrilling a few people
* [Quoth]The_Raven doesn't have very high standards
<flipperkill> or much barbecue ettiquette either lol
<[Quoth]The_Raven> lol
<flipperkill> dont know why jon doesnt use his base program and make other games
<flipperkill> boxing would work well
<[Quoth]The_Raven> he likes to torment the addicts on this one ;)
<[Quoth]The_Raven> but then we'd have boxing forum members here...
* [Quoth]The_Raven shudders
<[Quoth]The_Raven> the constant fights about how good Lewis/Holmes/Marciano etc were would drag us all down
<flipperkill> lol
<Chocolate_Thunder> Every geeks nightmare is if this game is infiltrated by the Jock set :P
<[Quoth]The_Raven> I don't mind the jocks, it's the halfwits that bother me
MegamanV has joined the room.

(I could stop there, but no!)

<MegamanV> nothing yet eh
<Ranger> nope
<MegamanV> glad i didnt stay up then
-{EBS}-TheEverblacksky has joined the room.
<-{EBS}-TheEverblacksky> no changes yet?
<Ranger> nop
Ranger left the room.
<-{EBS}-TheEverblacksky> i'm suprised i though change log would be packed by now
<Bast> It could be a long month.
<-{EBS}-TheEverblacksky> very huge change
<Zoglog> only the 1st of the month for god sake
Chocolate_Thunder has joined the room.
<Skunk> When will the next supporter item come?
<-{EBS}-TheEverblacksky> maybe this month? >.>
* Bast consults her crystal ball.
<Skunk> lol
<[Quoth]The_Raven> I knew it! Bast is a witch!
<Skunk> Vampire is what I heard :p
<Zoglog> no secrets there Raven
<Bast> What does my religion have to do with anything?
<[Quoth]The_Raven> I hope not a vampire...they're fearsome and scary!
<Skunk> There you go :p
* [Quoth]The_Raven cowers
* Bast intones, "You are right to tremble before me!".
* Skunk laughs
<Skunk> But got to go, dinner is ready, cya!
<Bast> Run away!
<Skunk> nah, I'll just walk :p
Skunk left the room.


*All from May 1st.

QBOddBird November 15 2005 7:26 PM EST

<Majestik_Moose> hi chargers
<Chargerz-Back> hi MM
<Chargerz-Back> how's it feel to be back?
<Majestik_Moose> well.. to tell the truth.. I've kinda overdone the fighting part of cb now
<Majestik_Moose> the chatting is fine though
<Chargerz-Back> how much BA did you save up?
<Majestik_Moose> way too much
<Chargerz-Back> wow....nice record lol
david71159 left the room.
<Chargerz-Back> how much do you have left?
<Majestik_Moose> some
<Majestik_Moose> starting to run low, happily :)
<Chargerz-Back> lol, i bet...after awhile 160 was too much
<Majestik_Moose> it's more enervating this thing, than the forging stuff I did before I left
<Majestik_Moose> (I used all possible BA within 24h to forge)
<Chargerz-Back> lol
<Majestik_Moose> then, I could set the alarm
<Chargerz-Back> i've done that before
<Chargerz-Back> but i didnt go to sleep for 48 hours when i did it
<[OB]OddBird> wow. That is the saddest paragraph of chat I've ever seen in my life.
<Pummel> LOL


It's actually more of a saddening thing than a laughing matter.../me sighs.

{CB3}-HR22 November 15 2005 7:54 PM EST

<Gun> luki is strong!
<lukimel> what?? no im weak :(
<[O B]OddBird> the strong silent type, eh?
<OnLyOnE> my char rocks
<Gun> flex beefcake
* [O B]OddBird rubs up to luki
<lukimel> !!! uhm
* HellRazor22 carps luki
* tscm|S F takes orac back
<[O B]OddBird> you know I like my ladies strong. ~_^
<Gun> O O, the carps farm your character
<lukimel> ... IM NOT FEMALE >_<
<tscm|S F> lol
<[O B]OddBird> we can pretend.
<HellRazor22> lol
<lukimel> No
<tscm|S F> LoL
<[O B]OddBird> lol
<tscm|S F> ok, enough
<[O B]OddBird> don't get too scared, I'm just messin' with ya.
<lukimel> >_<
lukimel left the room.
<Gun> caps were justified there
<tscm|S F> yeah...
<tscm|S F> right
* RedWolf runs away in terror
<[O B]OddBird> don't run, sugar
* RedWolf runs faster
<[O B]OddBird> my baby Flowder
<OnLyOnE> trivia?
* RedWolf runs at top speed
<OnLyOnE> plz redwolf?
<HellRazor22> OB you doing ok?

:))

{CB3}-HR22 November 15 2005 8:01 PM EST

<HellRazor22> luki cap it out
<[O B]OddBird> luki cap it out
<Gun> it usually is....
* RedWolf gets the FFIV battle music
<lukimel> aww but everyone likes soul caliber 3
<HellRazor22> copy cat
<[O B]OddBird> copy cat
<kay> copy cat
<HellRazor22> oh no
<[O B]OddBird> oh no
<kay> oh no
<HellRazor22> don't start the mob
<lukimel> lol
<[O B]OddBird> don't start the mob
<kay> don't start the mob
<HellRazor22> copy this!
<[O B]OddBird> copy this!
<kay> copy this!
[O B]OddBird left the room.
- new players: HellRazor22 has kicked [O B]OddBird out of the room
<lukimel> lol
<kay> oh no!
<RedWolf> haha w00t
<RedWolf> and hellrazor wins!
<HellRazor22> don don don
<Gun> - new players: HellRazor22 has kicked [O B]OddBird out of the room <-- copy this right?
<lukimel> cookie for razor!
<HellRazor22> lolol Gun
[O B]OddBird has joined the room.
- new players: server grants op status to [O B]OddBird
-- You are no longer an op in new players
-- You have been kicked out of new players by [O B]OddBird

:D

RedWolf November 15 2005 8:13 PM EST

I'm adding to hell's post since he didn't put the whole thing :-P


<HellRazor22> OB you doing ok?
* tscm|SF tackles orac
<[OB]OddBird> yeah, I'm doin fine. I just like
picking on 'em every once in a while.
<Gun the NUB change lowered OB's IQ
<[OB]OddBird> good thing wuss isn't in here, he'd be jealous.
<tscm|SF> buaha
<[OB]OddBird> lowered my IQ, increased my sexiness. You know you want a piece too, Gun.
<Gun> ....oh you tease....
<[OB]OddBird> oh baby baby.
<[OB]OddBird> lol
<Gun> hunka hunka burnin burd
<[OB]OddBird> I lover that song
<[OB]OddBird> ^_^
* [OB]OddBird dances
<RedWolf> how old are you again, OB? :P
<[OB]OddBird> 11
<[OB]OddBird> ^_^
<RedWolf> seriously
<RedWolf> i said how old you ARE, now how old you ACT
<[OB]OddBird> yes, I'm an 11 year old who knows the song hunkahunka burnin love
<Gun> how take you take that face seriously ^_^
<[OB]OddBird> exactly. I'm too cute to be 11. Eleven year olds scare the crackers outta me.
<Gun> take you take? whoa....
<[OB]OddBird nice, Gun.
<RedWolf> :P anybody know how old OB is? lol
<tscm|SF> Gun's drunk again...
<[OB]OddBird> I sat and tried to figure that out for like 2 minutes.
<RedWolf> lol GoldFinger99 has joined the room.
<[OB]OddBird> old enough to be yo dadday! <GoldFinger99> what going on here, New user bonus: +81% ,, it was 134% today
<[OB]OddBird> read the changelog, GF.
<[OB]OddBird> can I call you GF? ~_^
<GoldFinger99> ok,


big smile

:-D

QBBast [Hidden Agenda] November 15 2005 8:40 PM EST

This one sounds like bash, but it really is real!

<SNK3R> "Santa has 31 hours of Christmas to work with..."
<SNK3R> What kind of world are they living in?
<G_Beee> time zones
<Klinik> one that rotates

*big smile*

QBOddBird November 15 2005 8:45 PM EST

/me laughs!

Oh, and wuss, don't think I'm cheating on you. This is totally not infringing on *our* relationship, I promise.

YNM November 15 2005 8:50 PM EST

<[OB]OddBird> I almost pulled a yo mama <[OB]OddBird> but she's my mama <[OB]OddBird> she's not in college, Zach. <Sacred-Samurai> OB , that was wrong.... <YNM> damnit i forgot the
code <Sacred-Samurai> well no , maybe not <Sacred-Samurai> but hey , thats ok :) stonecold left the room. Sacred-Samurai> what is she in then? that she hasnt been home since september? Sacred-Samurai> hey hey?!?!!? oh thats right! * Tooth_Fairy is confused * I hope you aren't talking about my mother YNM> hey hey hey! Sacred-Samurai> no , ur brudda is Tooth_Fairy> OB! Sacred-Samurai> hey fat albert , be quiter *stares at YNM* YNM> huse! Cah! Sacred-Samurai> be quiet* YNM> me llamo es loco canadiahn HellRazor22> pfft Sacred-Samurai> lol im the best , that was the perfect time to say that... im sorry , i love myself too much RedWolf> my name is crazy canadian? YNM> dur

YNM November 15 2005 8:54 PM EST


I almost pulled a yo mama
but she's my mama
she's not in college, Zach
OB , that was wrong....
damnit i forgot the br code
well no , maybe not
but hey , thats ok :)
stonecold left the room.
Sacred-Samurai> what is she in then? that she hasnt been home since september?
Sacred-Samurai> hey hey?!?!!? oh thats right!
* Tooth_Fairy is confused * I hope you aren't talking about my mother
YNM> hey hey hey!
Sacred-Samurai> no , ur brudda is
Tooth_Fairy> OB!
Sacred-Samurai> hey fat albert , be quiter *stares at YNM*
YNM> huse! Cah!
Sacred-Samurai> be quiet*
YNM> me llamo es loco canadiahn
HellRazor22> pfft
Sacred-Samurai> lol im the best , that was the perfect time to say that...
im sorry , i love myself too much
RedWolf> my name is crazy canadian?
YNM> dur...

RedWolf November 15 2005 9:23 PM EST

;[skater]BMW> I, BMW, hereby request to be kicked from chat.

:-D

QBOddBird November 15 2005 9:35 PM EST

*** Now in room round 3: BMW wins soon
- round 3: BMW wins soon: server grants op status to [O B]OddBird
<[O B]OddBird> wow this is hard to type sometimes
<[O B]OddBird> difficult room name
<[skater]BMW> wow this is hard to type sometimes
<[skater]BMW> difficult room name
kay has joined the room.
<[O B]OddBird> hiya kay
<[skater]BMW> hiya kay
<kay> kiya kay
<[O B]OddBird> if I had a body like Oddbird, I'd kick myself.
<[skater]BMW> if I had a body like Oddbird, I'd kick myself.
<[O B]OddBird> guess I don't, since I'm still here.
<[skater]BMW> guess I don't, since I'm still here.
<kay> INTERRUPTION
<[O B]OddBird> hmmmm. are you C&Ping me?
<[skater]BMW> hmmmm. are you C&Ping me?
<[O B]OddBird> guess so.
<[skater]BMW> guess so.
<[O B]OddBird> /kick [skater]BMW
<kay> I've got a bike, you can ride it if you like it
<[skater]BMW> /kick [skater]BMW
<[O B]OddBird> blast, you noted the space!
<[skater]BMW> blast, you noted the space!
<kay> it's got a basket, a bell that rings, and things to make it look good
<[O B]OddBird> Oddbird, I know how you can win!
<kay> I'd give it to you if I could
<[skater]BMW> Oddbird, I know how you can win!
<kay> but I borrowed it
Heartless666 has joined the room.
<[O B]OddBird> just make me kick myself, then leave the room so it is gone! You'll win!
davis has joined the room.
<kay> you're the kind of girl that fits into my world
<[skater]BMW> just make me kick myself, then leave the room so it is gone! You'll win!
<kay> I'll give you anything
<kay> everything
<kay> if you want things
<[O B]OddBird> actually
<[O B]OddBird> I know a better way to win
<[skater]BMW> actually
<[skater]BMW> I know a better way to win
<[O B]OddBird> I can kick people, and if they don't return, you can't.
<kay> I've got a cloak, it's a bit of a joke
<[O B]OddBird> score a point for me!
<[skater]BMW> I can kick people, and if they don't return, you can't.
kay left the room.
- round 3: BMW wins soon: [OB]OddBird has kicked kay out of the room
<[skater]BMW> score a point for me!
<[O B]OddBird> can't copy that one.
Heartless666 left the room.
<[O B]OddBird> davis, we're going back to NP, I've won this for sure.
davis left the room.
- round 3: BMW wins soon: [O B]OddBird has kicked davis out of the room
[skater]BMW left the room.
- round 3: BMW wins soon: [O B]OddBird has kicked [skater]BMW out of the room
-- You are no longer an op in round 3: BMW wins soon

Meanwhile, in the PM world...

<kay> well, I guess I can't join the room anymore
<kay> I can't join any room
=> kay you should be able to join new players
=> kay I didn't kill you or anything
<kay> otherwise BMW will kick me
<kay> I cannot allow that to happen
=> kay hahahaha, didn't think about that!
=> kay lol!
=> kay he'd have to kick davis as well
<kay> better stay in the Void
=> kay lol kay
=> kay you crack me up xD
<kay> I'm sorry, but I'm going to be gone for a looong time

Tooth Fairy November 15 2005 9:40 PM EST

Replace (car) with (BMW)

<OddBird> but holy cow you could make a load from rentals
<[skater]car> but holy cow you could make a load from rentals
<OddBird> aha, wanting a war, eh?
<[skater]car> aha, wanting a war, eh?
<Unwanted_Memories> I think thats called spamming car
<kay> aha hilarious
<OnLyOnE> huh odd, was pummel a multi?
<OddBird> si capitan
<[skater]car> si capitan
<kay> aha
<Tooth_Fairy> Lol car got in trouble =P
<OddBird> pummel and jinx and pig.
<OddBird> hmmm
<[skater]car> pummel and jinx and pig.
<OddBird> you won't win this one.
<[skater]car> hmmm
<[skater]car> you won't win this one.
<[p-tag]RedWolf> oooh never mind
<OddBird> Oddbird is so sexy, I'd drive all over the world for him.
<[skater]car> Oddbird is so sexy, I'd drive all over the world for him.
<davis> lol
<Tooth_Fairy> lol dance puppet dance!
<[p-tag]RedWolf> car's not stopping for anything :P
<OddBird> car wishes he had a chance with Oddbird. Oo baby baby!
<[skater]car> car wishes he had a chance with Oddbird. Oo baby baby!
<davis> lol
<OnLyOnE>car wishes he had a chance with Oddbird. Oo baby baby!
<OddBird> I,car, hereby request to be kicked from chat.
<OnLyOnE> I'm in too
<OnLyOnE> I, car, hereby request to be kicked from chat.
<Tooth_Fairy> lol
<[skater]car> I, car, hereby request to be kicked from chat.
<OddBird> your wish is my command.
<Tooth_Fairy> =D
<[skater]car> your wish is my command.
<OddBird> but not today
<[skater]car> but not today
<OddBird> okay, fine, whatever odd, just kick me already.
<kay> I want my money back
<[skater]car> okay, fine, whatever odd, just kick me already.
[skater]car left the room.
- new players: OddBird has kicked [skater]car out of the room
<OddBird> yes sir!
<kay> okay, there you go
<davis> haha

Ahaha Hope this isn't 10 pages!

OO
\___/

Reebok November 15 2005 9:58 PM EST

Lol, @ Bast!

<Chocolate_Thunder> I'd have about 3 million XP saved up by then
<Lukey> oh im not worried
<Reebok> optamistic even
<[Quoth]The_Raven> you were a boy scout?
<Chocolate_Thunder> Alas no, but we share similar mantras
<[Quoth]The_Raven> lol
<Reebok> "be careful around the den leader"?

That's so awesome you saved that.

QBOddBird November 15 2005 10:00 PM EST

A scientific explanation of the Void.



<kay> I'll be dead soon. there's nothing to eat here
=> kay heh
=> kay c'mon, go back to chat.
<kay> it's too late. my sould had already been consumed by the Hunger
=> kay The Hunger? is that in the Void?
<kay> no the Hunger is the Third Sun
=> kay whoa.
<kay> there once used to be 3 suns
<kay> Lorenzo, the Second Sun, and the Hunger
<kay> Lorenzo had been consumed by the Void
=> kay ah
<kay> which left the Second Sun and the Hunger
=> kay Lorenzo, eh?
<kay> the Void sacrifices female virgins to the Second Sun
=> kay for rizzle, kizzlay?
<kay> and feeds people to the Hunger
=> kay lol.
=> kay interesting. So the Void and Second sun dwell within the Void?
=> kay Hunger* and Second Sun
<kay> nope
<kay> the Void just goes up to them
=> kay ah.
<kay> the Void's like, "here you go"
<kay> and they're like "oh thanks ^__^"
=> kay hahaha
<kay> the reason why the Void did not devour the other two suns is because they are far too powerful to be consumed by the Void
<kay> incase you were wondering
<kay> which is unlikely
=> kay hm
=> kay so the Void has a size limit
<kay> 800 GB
=> kay wow, what a Void
<kay> it'll be getting an upgrade soon
=> kay Will either of the suns?
=> kay if they don't, it shall consume them, as well.
<kay> no, the upgrade won't be enough
<kay> the suns' size is too much
=> kay really? I'm guessing they must be a couple TB, then.
<kay> they grow each time a character's EXP is used
<kay> what do you think VPR was for?
=> kay wow, no wonder. They must be in the PBs.
<kay> VPR is not Virtual Power Rating
<kay> Voi Power rating
<kay> Void
=> kay lol
<kay> oh no
<kay> it' maing tpos
<kay> th Vid des not want me to pose hi sects
<kay> secres
=> kay missing a few vowels there?
<kay> I' bing tken awy
=> kay uh oh



This is posted in memory of brave kay, who was devoured by the Void; it wished to keep the rest of its secrets to itself, and made a martyr of kay. Here's to you, kid.

QBOddBird November 15 2005 11:05 PM EST

Pummel (Hawkeva) 24.82.131.9 trigun (cypher-x) $1137796 -- downpayment 5:49 PM EST

Interest added to 1.538mil: 108k
Current Balance: 1.646mi

please confirm.^_^

--trigun, November 14 2005 6:09 PM EST

yes

--Jinx, 9:08 PM EST





Worth a million laughs.

Sukotto [lookingglas] November 15 2005 11:09 PM EST

<DmncAtrny> I will write on a huge cement block "BY ACCEPTING THIS BRICK THROUGH YOUR WINDOW, YOU ACCEPT IT AS IS AND AGREE TO MY DISCLAIMER OF ALL WARRANTIES, EXPRESS OR IMPLIED, AS WELL AS DISCLAIMERS OF ALL LIABILITY, DIRECT, INDIRECT, CONSEQUENTIAL OR INCIDENTAL, THAT MAY ARISE FROM THE INSTALLATION OF THIS BRICK INTO YOUR BUILDING."

<DmncAtrny> And then hurl it through the window of a Sony office

<DmncAtrny> and run like hell

Sukotto [lookingglas] November 15 2005 11:22 PM EST

I also really like this one


<AgentSmith> It seems you have been leading two lives, Mr. Anderson. In one life, you are Robert Anderson, assistant cook at a Jack in the Box in Mesquite....in the other...you go by the chat alias "Randerson"...spreading nonpg propoganda, lying, and being a generally immature pest...
<AgentSmith> One of these...has a future.
<Randerson> LMAO where's the phone, I have to tell Dean about this
<AgentSmith> How can you use the phone when you cannot...speak?
*** AgentSmith sets mode: +m

QBOddBird November 15 2005 11:24 PM EST

/me chants "no more bash quotes no more bash quotes"

QBOddBird November 15 2005 11:26 PM EST

In reference to a drunk driver who hit someone at a stoplight and then watched them burn...


<Chargerz-Back> then they get out of the car and get a beer from the trunk and watch the other person burn to death
<RAND0M> if i saw that i think some one be ging to jail for murder
Arcanaex has joined the room.
<Chargerz-Back> it would have been me if i was there
<[OB]OddBird> manslaughter*
<Chargerz-Back> my friend was at a stop light and the drunk had no lights on, and didnt even attempt to slow down
<RAND0M> i dont think the drunk driver would last long enough to go to trial if i drove up on somthing like that
<Chargerz-Back> no skid marks of any type
<Chargerz-Back> my friend had just filled his gas tank up about 10 minutes before hand too
Josh left the room.
<RAND0M> that sounds like he wasted his money
<RAND0M> how much did the gas cost him?
mrwuss left the room.
dudemus left the room.
<[OB]OddBird> .....
<Chargerz-Back> ........



/me pins a "Dumb Question of the Year" award on RAND0M.

Iono November 16 2005 10:10 PM EST

me: I can't get on cb. grr.
RedWolf475: tscm said its down :P
me: grr.
me: does tscm have aim?
RedWolf475: grr.
RedWolf475: he has msn
me: Web Site Not Responding
The web site you have requested may be experiencing technical difficulties due to a busy or broken server.

Please try again by clicking the Reload icon on your navigation bar or, if that doesn't work, you may want to return to the site at a later time.

502 Connection Hangup

RedWolf475: haha
RedWolf475: ha
RedWolf475: dang im not used to talking to this many people at once...
me: that would be funny if so many people started playing that the server didn't have enough room for us to get on..
RedWolf475: lol
me: i would be angry, grr.
me: /clear
me: ....
RedWolf475: he he

{CB1ate}aupStar November 17 2005 9:57 AM EST

Contest ending soon! Get em all in peoples!! March march march!!! ;)

QBBast [Hidden Agenda] November 17 2005 5:13 PM EST

Just from today!

<NSFY> I don't know anything about drives - what is actually sent to the card - ones and zeroes ?
<Verifex> What is sent to the card? I'm not entirely sure, but I know that most interfaces to flash cards treat them as mini-hard drives
<Verifex> so, thats the thing, I'm not sure if the flash cards actually have a file allocation table and all that like a HD, or if the intermediary system (camera, card reader) is actually building the entire filesystem and making the contents of the card look as thought its on a file system
<NSFY> I think the instrument just treats it like a drive and is writing rows of numbers to the card as it runs
<NSFY> one row of data every 0.001 second or something like that
<Verifex> ok, if the card is a HD.. then its simply writing to a file on the card...
<Verifex> but thats all a moot point.. I have no idea how to interface with that device, and thats inherintly the problem.. figure that out and you might have something
<NSFY> blech
<NSFY> I want to take it apart
kanawful left the room.
<Verifex> Do you have alot of electrical engineering experience?
<NSFY> is that like chemical engineering ?

RedWolf November 17 2005 5:16 PM EST


[09:41:45] darkflag101: i got fined 500k and just noticed it because i read a post.. :P
[09:41:56] * RedWolf475 points and laughs
[09:41:59] darkflag101: (jon fined me for the ba bug)
[09:42:12] RedWolf475: haha i knew you'd get caught :P

[09:43:24] darkflag101: i have over 22k ba..
[09:43:42] RedWolf475: whoa lol
[09:43:51] darkflag101: screw jon and his changes, i'm rich bey0tch! :P

RedWolf November 17 2005 5:40 PM EST

forgot big wide grin :-P

:^D

maulaxe November 17 2005 7:34 PM EST

RIP kay

{CB1ate}aupStar November 19 2005 12:39 AM EST

So, so many great entries! I was up all night trying to come up with the finalists...x( The finalists were in a sense equally good and so I could not decipher who should win the grand prize. With a heavy heart, I pondered on how I should select the winner and then it struck me with a great thud! Yes that's right, my brother threw a book at me. After crying like a pansy for several moments it struck me again. This time I was struck with an idea (thankfully). I at once wrote down the names of the finalists and took off to seek the help of an old friend. The wise old destroyer of tanks. I rushed to his island in the clouds. The guards refused to let me in at first, so I killed them and went in anyways (yes, killed them with my bad jokes...mwahahah). I entered his grand mansion and handed the golden leaflet with the names of the finalists. We pondered for many days, conducted many tests and drank 3 bottle of Fanta. Sutekh while stroking his long white beard suddenly shouted, "BAST"!

I shouted "AT LAST"!

And so the winner was determined.
Congrats Bast. Enjoy your prize! ^_^

QBBast [Hidden Agenda] November 19 2005 3:09 AM EST

Thank you! I take no credit, really, other than wicked skills with the C&P. *big smile*

QBOddBird November 19 2005 11:11 AM EST

Huzzah! Congratulations to Bast, and thank you to Sutekh of the white beard!

This was a fun contest. Shame I didn't realize it was closing. Make another fun contest, aup! (^>^) I like 'em!

48Zach November 19 2005 11:16 AM EST

i didnt win??

Tooth Fairy November 19 2005 4:54 PM EST

Gratz Bast!

And I second the new contest motion!

{CB1ate}aupStar November 20 2005 8:22 AM EST

In due time my friends...in due time....^_^

Pummel November 20 2005 4:18 PM EST

*** Now in room carnage
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<Pummel> hi
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tscm November 20 2005 10:06 PM EST

lol Pummel

kay November 21 2005 1:30 AM EST

I know that it's over but I would like to share this with you.

<Bast> ping
=> Bast you pm'ed the wrong guy
<Bast> Not at all. I was checking on you.
<Bast> Feel free to go about your business.
=> Bast you're continuing to do so
=> Bast stop chatting with me, this is the wrong person
<Bast> If you are the person currently occupying the Void, you are may be wrong but you are my intended target.
=> Bast wrong person again
<Bast> You are mistaken.
=> Bast you are pm'ing the wrong guy
No longer speaking in private.


Bast has joined the room.
- The Void: server grants op status to Bast
<Bast> I'm really not.
<Bast> See?
<Bast> Definitely you.
<kay> you were PM'ing the wrong guy
<Bast> How would you know, unless you were him? In which case, you were my intended target and I hit it.
<kay> that's disgusting
<kay> leave me alone
<Bast> Certainly. Merely making sure you were not AFK.
Bast left the room.

QBBast [Hidden Agenda] November 21 2005 1:41 AM EST


Followed quickly by:

To: [OB]DrDictator Sent: 1:29 AM EST
Is there something wrong with "kay"?

Maelstrom November 21 2005 10:28 AM EST

kay and Bast, that conversation is hilarious!
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