New ASDA range (in Off-topic)


AdminQBGentlemanLoser [{END}] December 15 2005 6:33 AM EST

O_O

I've just heard on the radio that ASDA (A family super store chain) is going to be the first super store over here to stock 'Adult' Toys...

What are they going to do, have a controlled area minors can't enter? Or are they going to be on the shelves next to the Coco Pops?

O_O

That's ASDA price! *Slap* *Slap*

AdminShade December 15 2005 6:35 AM EST

Perhaps the same way most stores act with their 'Adult' material I think.

I mean in video stores where I live, Adult material is placed on separate places high enough for small kids to not reach it, so if those Coco Pops are high enough then they might be next to them :p

QBJohnnywas December 15 2005 6:39 AM EST

ROFL

Quark December 15 2005 12:47 PM EST

Probably right next to the condoms. Marketers love proximity cross-sells.

Stephen December 15 2005 5:14 PM EST

GL, along with trekkie holo-sex, are you just seeing how far you can push the PG boundary? ;)

AdminQBGentlemanLoser [{END}] December 15 2005 5:52 PM EST

No. I was truly shocked by the announcement.

And I've been very careful not to cross the PG line.

Heh, does seem like bad timing though! ;)

AdminQBGentlemanLoser [{END}] December 15 2005 5:59 PM EST

Should proabably clarify, the last line of the original post is an ASDA commercial slogan. The mum is patting a trouser back pocket.

The other slogan is "That's why mums go to ASDA". In hindsight, that one would have been funnier! ;)

{CB1}Carp King December 15 2005 6:09 PM EST

Ahhhh, thats nothing. When I was in high school (10 years ago) a few friends and I found male falis pump's (I hope thats pg enough) for sale in Walgreens.

Stephen December 15 2005 6:34 PM EST

Falis might be PG, but phallus probably isn't.
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