Caption Contest (in Contests)


AdminG Beee December 16 2005 5:52 AM EST

50k from my admin char to be paid out sometime this weekend for the caption that makes me laugh the most.

AdminShade December 16 2005 5:55 AM EST

Amount of entries per player?

AdminQBGentlemanLoser [{END}] December 16 2005 5:55 AM EST

(Not an entry) Is that a picture of Tony Blair in the background?

QBJohnnywas December 16 2005 5:56 AM EST

Carol Thatcher had to think twice about the latest Bush Tucker Trial....

AdminQBGentlemanLoser [{END}] December 16 2005 5:57 AM EST

1) 'George W Bush. Too dumb to function.'

{CB1}Carp King December 16 2005 6:30 AM EST

"At least most Americans were smart enough to NOT vote for him the first time!!!"


The Secretary of Defense should have seen the clues when the President said he just got information from Tony Blair stating that there are weapons of mass destruction in Iraq.

AdminShade December 16 2005 6:36 AM EST

Talking to his wife on the phone:

"No honey I'm not cheating on you, the picture of whom I love is still on my desk behind me here at the office. When I look at it, it makes my heart filled with warm and fuzzy feelings"


*grin*

AdminG Beee December 16 2005 6:39 AM EST

Make as many entries as you want although it would be nice if you try and group them in as few posts as possible. I'll sift through them some time this weekend.

AdminQBGentlemanLoser [{END}] December 16 2005 6:50 AM EST

2) Uh oh, someone's at the door. Quick, get out from under the desk, I'll make myself look busy by pretending I'm on the phone!

AdminShade December 16 2005 7:04 AM EST

While on the phone:
"Yes mom. No mom. Yes mom. Yes mom, of course I have changed my underwear. Yes I change them every day. No mom I don't get them dirty. Yes mom I chance my tie every other day."

Dropping phone halfway through this sentence:
"Ouch god damnit, you stupid woman that you are, you should know better than to drop those papers on my feet, you know I have weak toes."

Picking up the phone, having it upside down:
"What did you say mom? Mommy? Can you hear me, please don't yell at me, I didn't mean to shout. No I didn't shout at you, you know there was this female co-worker that dropped something on my feet. Mommy can you hear me? Mommy?"

Disconnected

QBJohnnywas December 16 2005 7:08 AM EST

"Dad, dad, they misunderestimated me again!


Oh, wait I can't talk now. He's watching me again. Wherever I go his eyes follow me around the room.

Oh daddy B, make the voices stop please make them stop...."

colonel [penny pincher] December 16 2005 7:31 AM EST

"Ok, now what were you saying about faulty intelligence?"

QBBast [Hidden Agenda] December 16 2005 7:33 AM EST

"It wasn't so much 'bad intel' as the poorly chosen method of communicating it that caused confusion."

IndependenZ December 16 2005 10:08 AM EST

"Uhmmm..."

Primordial December 16 2005 10:10 AM EST

The phone is up side down lol

IndependenZ December 16 2005 10:11 AM EST

Way to go Primordial, I guess we all missed that! =D Too funny!

QBJohnnywas December 16 2005 10:14 AM EST

New caption:

George Primordial Bush

Ilovehellokitty December 16 2005 10:20 AM EST

Caption: "hi dad, I am glad to tell you that i just got re-elected. Alo? ...Alo?

QBJohnnywas December 16 2005 10:43 AM EST

'So Jon, what do you call it, a Jonocracy? Yes, I like the sound of that...so your citizens, to earn money they have to kill each other....that sounds goooood......'

Adrian Exodus December 16 2005 10:47 AM EST

Bush(talking on Sesame Street Phone): Put me through to the Pentagon!
Ernie: Do you know what sound a cow makes?
Bush: You must of misunderestimated me, I want to talk to the Pentagon.
Ernie: Can you count to three?
Bush: ....now listen here I arnt no nucular pchysic with their higher mathimatical learning!
Ernie: Goodbye.
Bush: I'm sorry I didn't mean to yell. call me again some time?

Just another busy day for Bush...when he's not on vacation hiding in his tree house avoiding making a decision on what should be done about hurricane areas.

QBJohnnywas December 16 2005 10:51 AM EST

'Hi, I'm George and I'm five!'

QBOddBird December 16 2005 11:22 AM EST

"Thank God, you've saved me years of in-depth research....you'll be receiving an award for this, Josh of the hints-and-tips hotline, I swear it. Without you, I'd have never found Waldo."

[The Wretched]Freekie [Lower My Fees] December 16 2005 11:50 AM EST

DUHRRR!!!!

Zhakrin [Knights who say Ni] December 16 2005 1:57 PM EST

"Jon, it's George. Why did you put my idea for a mage staff that casts 'Imaginary WMD' on the FORS list?"

AdminQBnovice [Cult of the Valaraukar] December 16 2005 2:05 PM EST

"How come the talky end is on the bottom? I want my rovey!"

hammer killem December 16 2005 3:38 PM EST

with a high-pitched nasal twang........"Hello Hillary?..It's me G.W., Bill wasn't lying....there really is a girl named Monica that lives under this desk! and YeeHa, you should see her smoke a cigar!

YNM December 16 2005 5:10 PM EST

"The economy? Whazzat?"
"Oh Mr. Powwel, why oh why did you go?"

"Mommy was talking about Dust Bunnies yesterday. And ummm, i'm staring at one right now."

Bush 2 Jon: Fireball? Dispel Magic? Sounds like you got a bad case of WMD's.
Jon: Our situation is under control Mr. President.
Bush 2 Jon: Do you happen to have some 1337 haxxors also?
Jon: Every once and a while....hey....Hey!...no you stay away from that!...your from the Secret Service?....HEy that's my server!!!
Bush 2 Jon: *bush cackeling* Exccelent

"Hey you interrupted Alone Time With Tony Blair!"

"I found a new slogan! Blair is unfair!"

TheEverblacksky December 16 2005 5:18 PM EST

George: This is how the Secret Service told me to hold the phone when my wife was walking in and i had a 'meeting' with someone else.

Karmic Mishap [Soup Ream] December 16 2005 5:38 PM EST

"Consuela, come here and help me, I think this person is talkin' Chi-neese."

Stephen December 17 2005 12:19 AM EST

"They've found what in Iraq? Protractors, rulers and calculators? You mean weapons of maths instruction?"

/Groan

Thraklight Resonance December 17 2005 12:38 AM EST

"Well, I thought that if the toilets flush backwards in the southern hemisphere, the phones would also work backwards ... wait, I'm in my office."

QBOddBird December 17 2005 1:33 AM EST

"Hi Cleo...I'm calling for another reading. How much longer did you say it would be until I could end this war?"

maulaxe December 17 2005 2:27 AM EST

That picture needs no caption.

Xiaz on Hiatus December 17 2005 4:22 AM EST

Reminds me of the photo of Jonathan's son with that book he was 'reading' upside down. :) Only he was a toddler.

Shame on you George!

Zoglog[T] [big bucks] December 17 2005 5:37 AM EST

George is talking to his imaginary friend obviously, look there is no actual phone, just a receiver!

Hi Tony. How is it going in the Untied Kingdom?
Really? More terrorists are bumming your civilians?
We should really start to ready our weapons of Mass Amusement!

{CB1ate}aupStar December 17 2005 9:10 AM EST

Yes mother, I am wearing pants today.

Adminedyit December 17 2005 11:30 AM EST

I wish Cheney was here to tell me how this thing works. He knows i can't make decisions on my own.

GG Allin Lives December 17 2005 1:10 PM EST

Why is it that everytime I pick up this thing I always seem to talk to some idiot named George?

smallpau1 - Go Blues [Lower My Fees] December 17 2005 3:47 PM EST

"look Ma, One hand! And i really gotta thank you again for the Donald Trump wig!"

"I love to bring people into the oval office...and say, this is where I office."

REAL QUOTES FROM HIM I thought would fit...:

"I want to thank you for the importance that you've shown for education and literacy."
—April 13, 2005

"It's a time of sorrow and sadness when we lose a loss of life."

"Karyn is with us. A West Texas girl, just like me."—May 27, 2004

''I know what I believe. I will continue to articulate what I believe and what I believe—I believe what I believe is right."

"Our nation must come together to unite."

"I think we agree, the past is over."

"It's clearly a budget. It's got a lot of numbers in it."

TheEverblacksky December 18 2005 3:07 PM EST

The can't tap this line right? uhhhh hello? well anyways i just wanted to call about you not tapping my lines anymore the american people are very angry about this one.

AdminG Beee December 18 2005 3:22 PM EST

We have a winner.
G Beee (Admin_Beee) 85.210.43.85 QBBast (Bartlett) $50000 -- see /bboard..001dfR 3:13 PM EST

Bast:
"It wasn't so much 'bad intel' as the poorly chosen method of communicating it that caused confusion."

Notable mention.
GG Allin Lives: Why is it that everytime I pick up this thing I always seem to talk to some idiot named George?

QBBast [Hidden Agenda] December 18 2005 3:26 PM EST

Woot! Thanks, Beee! :D

AdminShade December 18 2005 4:04 PM EST

funny indeed :)

{CB1}Bio [Battle Royale] December 18 2005 4:12 PM EST

o man i have one! "I dont know pops...im at some cabinet meeting...but i sure as heck dont see no cabinets."

Rone December 20 2005 5:56 AM EST

Hello satan.The world's on the brink. Great plan Pops.
Crap im holding upside down......again!!

Deadly December 23 2005 8:44 PM EST

Is your refrigerator running?
Then you better catch it!

Emin3nt December 23 2005 11:37 PM EST

You know, the contest is over.

Sukotto [lookingglas] December 24 2005 12:06 AM EST

Contest is over... and I don't care :-)

How about:

"Are you there God? It's me, George. I can't wait until two o'clock God. That's when our dance starts. Do you think I'll get Tony Blair for a partner? It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome. And I'd love to dance with him... just once or twice. Thank you God."

Bootsanator December 24 2005 2:08 AM EST

I just have to ask...how many people didn't realize that he's holding the phone upside down in that picture?

i doubt that i am the only slow one of the bunch, or at least, i hope i'm not :P

also, is that photoshopped? or did he really hold the phone upside down like that? i mean, i try to not badmouth bush, because most people who do, do it enough for everybody about a million times over (shut up already!), but that's pretty ridiculous if it's real.

IndependenZ December 24 2005 6:05 AM EST

IndependenZ, December 16 2005 10:11 AM EST
"Way to go Primordial, I guess we all missed that! =D Too funny!"


I don't know about 'all' the others who posted before me, but I indeed didn't see it at first. So, you're not the only one, Bootsanator. ;)

Sukotto [lookingglas] December 25 2005 11:07 AM EST

@Bootsanator: I think it's almost certainly photoshopped.

Halcyon December 25 2005 2:25 PM EST

Yeah, I know it's over .. but ..

"Yeah, those new "cell" phones are confusing, I don't understand how to use em. And ... I can BARELY hear you .. have any idea where the volume button might be? NO, I said -volume- .. not -valium-!"
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