Caption Contest (in Contests)

50k from my admin char to be paid out sometime this weekend for the caption that makes me laugh the most.

Amount of entries per player?

(Not an entry) Is that a picture of Tony Blair in the background?

Carol Thatcher had to think twice about the latest Bush Tucker Trial....

1) 'George W Bush. Too dumb to function.'

"At least most Americans were smart enough to NOT vote for him the first time!!!"


The Secretary of Defense should have seen the clues when the President said he just got information from Tony Blair stating that there are weapons of mass destruction in Iraq.

Talking to his wife on the phone:

"No honey I'm not cheating on you, the picture of whom I love is still on my desk behind me here at the office. When I look at it, it makes my heart filled with warm and fuzzy feelings"


*grin*

Make as many entries as you want although it would be nice if you try and group them in as few posts as possible. I'll sift through them some time this weekend.

2) Uh oh, someone's at the door. Quick, get out from under the desk, I'll make myself look busy by pretending I'm on the phone!

While on the phone:
"Yes mom. No mom. Yes mom. Yes mom, of course I have changed my underwear. Yes I change them every day. No mom I don't get them dirty. Yes mom I chance my tie every other day."

Dropping phone halfway through this sentence:
"Ouch god damnit, you stupid woman that you are, you should know better than to drop those papers on my feet, you know I have weak toes."

Picking up the phone, having it upside down:
"What did you say mom? Mommy? Can you hear me, please don't yell at me, I didn't mean to shout. No I didn't shout at you, you know there was this female co-worker that dropped something on my feet. Mommy can you hear me? Mommy?"

Disconnected

"Dad, dad, they misunderestimated me again!


Oh, wait I can't talk now. He's watching me again. Wherever I go his eyes follow me around the room.

Oh daddy B, make the voices stop please make them stop...."

"Ok, now what were you saying about faulty intelligence?"

"It wasn't so much 'bad intel' as the poorly chosen method of communicating it that caused confusion."

"Uhmmm..."

The phone is up side down lol

Way to go Primordial, I guess we all missed that! =D Too funny!

New caption:

George Primordial Bush

Caption: "hi dad, I am glad to tell you that i just got re-elected. Alo? ...Alo?

'So Jon, what do you call it, a Jonocracy? Yes, I like the sound of that...so your citizens, to earn money they have to kill each other....that sounds goooood......'

Bush(talking on Sesame Street Phone): Put me through to the Pentagon!
Ernie: Do you know what sound a cow makes?
Bush: You must of misunderestimated me, I want to talk to the Pentagon.
Ernie: Can you count to three?
Bush: ....now listen here I arnt no nucular pchysic with their higher mathimatical learning!
Ernie: Goodbye.
Bush: I'm sorry I didn't mean to yell. call me again some time?

Just another busy day for Bush...when he's not on vacation hiding in his tree house avoiding making a decision on what should be done about hurricane areas.

'Hi, I'm George and I'm five!'

"Thank God, you've saved me years of in-depth research....you'll be receiving an award for this, Josh of the hints-and-tips hotline, I swear it. Without you, I'd have never found Waldo."

DUHRRR!!!!

"Jon, it's George. Why did you put my idea for a mage staff that casts 'Imaginary WMD' on the FORS list?"

"How come the talky end is on the bottom? I want my rovey!"

with a high-pitched nasal twang........"Hello Hillary?..It's me G.W., Bill wasn't lying....there really is a girl named Monica that lives under this desk! and YeeHa, you should see her smoke a cigar!

"The economy? Whazzat?"
"Oh Mr. Powwel, why oh why did you go?"

"Mommy was talking about Dust Bunnies yesterday. And ummm, i'm staring at one right now."

Bush 2 Jon: Fireball? Dispel Magic? Sounds like you got a bad case of WMD's.
Jon: Our situation is under control Mr. President.
Bush 2 Jon: Do you happen to have some 1337 haxxors also?
Jon: Every once and a while....hey....Hey!...no you stay away from that!...your from the Secret Service?....HEy that's my server!!!
Bush 2 Jon: *bush cackeling* Exccelent

"Hey you interrupted Alone Time With Tony Blair!"

"I found a new slogan! Blair is unfair!"

George: This is how the Secret Service told me to hold the phone when my wife was walking in and i had a 'meeting' with someone else.

"Consuela, come here and help me, I think this person is talkin' Chi-neese."

"They've found what in Iraq? Protractors, rulers and calculators? You mean weapons of maths instruction?"

/Groan

"Well, I thought that if the toilets flush backwards in the southern hemisphere, the phones would also work backwards ... wait, I'm in my office."

"Hi Cleo...I'm calling for another reading. How much longer did you say it would be until I could end this war?"

That picture needs no caption.

Reminds me of the photo of Jonathan's son with that book he was 'reading' upside down. :) Only he was a toddler.

Shame on you George!

George is talking to his imaginary friend obviously, look there is no actual phone, just a receiver!

Hi Tony. How is it going in the Untied Kingdom?
Really? More terrorists are bumming your civilians?
We should really start to ready our weapons of Mass Amusement!

Yes mother, I am wearing pants today.

I wish Cheney was here to tell me how this thing works. He knows i can't make decisions on my own.

Why is it that everytime I pick up this thing I always seem to talk to some idiot named George?

"look Ma, One hand! And i really gotta thank you again for the Donald Trump wig!"

"I love to bring people into the oval office...and say, this is where I office."

REAL QUOTES FROM HIM I thought would fit...:

"I want to thank you for the importance that you've shown for education and literacy."
—April 13, 2005

"It's a time of sorrow and sadness when we lose a loss of life."

"Karyn is with us. A West Texas girl, just like me."—May 27, 2004

''I know what I believe. I will continue to articulate what I believe and what I believe—I believe what I believe is right."

"Our nation must come together to unite."

"I think we agree, the past is over."

"It's clearly a budget. It's got a lot of numbers in it."

The can't tap this line right? uhhhh hello? well anyways i just wanted to call about you not tapping my lines anymore the american people are very angry about this one.

We have a winner.
G Beee (Admin_Beee) 85.210.43.85 QBBast (Bartlett) $50000 -- see /bboard..001dfR 3:13 PM EST

Bast:
"It wasn't so much 'bad intel' as the poorly chosen method of communicating it that caused confusion."

Notable mention.
GG Allin Lives: Why is it that everytime I pick up this thing I always seem to talk to some idiot named George?

Woot! Thanks, Beee! :D

funny indeed :)

o man i have one! "I dont know pops...im at some cabinet meeting...but i sure as heck dont see no cabinets."

Hello satan.The world's on the brink. Great plan Pops.
Crap im holding upside down......again!!

Is your refrigerator running?
Then you better catch it!

You know, the contest is over.

Contest is over... and I don't care :-)

How about:

"Are you there God? It's me, George. I can't wait until two o'clock God. That's when our dance starts. Do you think I'll get Tony Blair for a partner? It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome. And I'd love to dance with him... just once or twice. Thank you God."

I just have to ask...how many people didn't realize that he's holding the phone upside down in that picture?

i doubt that i am the only slow one of the bunch, or at least, i hope i'm not :P

also, is that photoshopped? or did he really hold the phone upside down like that? i mean, i try to not badmouth bush, because most people who do, do it enough for everybody about a million times over (shut up already!), but that's pretty ridiculous if it's real.

IndependenZ, December 16 2005 10:11 AM EST
"Way to go Primordial, I guess we all missed that! =D Too funny!"


I don't know about 'all' the others who posted before me, but I indeed didn't see it at first. So, you're not the only one, Bootsanator. ;)

@Bootsanator: I think it's almost certainly photoshopped.

Yeah, I know it's over .. but ..

"Yeah, those new "cell" phones are confusing, I don't understand how to use em. And ... I can BARELY hear you .. have any idea where the volume button might be? NO, I said -volume- .. not -valium-!"