CB2 575 (in Contests)

I'm in a good mood today for the first time in weeks, so I'm gonna have a contest for the best CB2 Haiku :)
I don't know why I thought of this, but I realized that Car-nage Blen-der Two is 5 syllables. So, following traditional Haiku rules of 3 lines, 5 syllables/7syllables/5syllables, write me a haiku that sums up CB2 for you.

Rules:
1. The first line MUST be "Carnage Blender Two"
2. PG people!
3. Don't be insulting to any individuals. I'll ask, and even be willing to pay an admin to remove your post if you do.
4. Deadline for submission is midnight Sunday/Monday

The prize will be:
Ya-Yo Gakk [75x20] (+12) (Vorpal Blade) 10 months 15 days NW 278,643
A Mithril Shield [15] (+15) NW105,731

I'll pick a winner Monday at noon (server time)

Game on!

ps. vorpal came up misspelled????

carnage blender two
blood rains down upon cold hard ground
merrily I hit enter again

Carnage Blender Two
Now its time to make a NUB
And go pwn some n00bs

Is there an entry limit per person?

Carnage Blender Two
Fight, forge, with just one mouse click
Quest to be the best

Carnage Blender 2
Is it a change month again?
Live or Die by change

Carnage Blender 2
What should I complain about?
Whiners need not play

Carnage Blender 2
Minion Power Rating Rules!
Attain 1st I will

Excellent so far! :)

Pixelsage, no limit.

Carnage Blender Two
Posting is more fun with beer
But don't tell the wife

Carnage Blender Two,
Boredom is at last over,
Control your own fate!

This is a great contest barzoo, i love poetry =)

carnage blender two
moments of time slain like nubs
boredom warmed with fire

Carnage Blender Two
My frikin mage was just nerfed
Now I'm gonna die!

"Frikin" is PG, right? =D

Carnage Blender Two
He who fights most takes top spot
Others come to chat

Carnage Blender 2:
monotonous addiction -
"C" (or down), return.

It has been brought to my attention that most of the entries are actually closer to senryu than haiku, but since both styles they have identical construction, and differ mostly in "tone" and "feel", both haiku and senryu are officially acceptable entries :)

hard to include seasonal themes when the first line is about CB...what other differences are there?

This courtesy of Bast - thank you a 3rd time! :D

Haiku: A Japanese lyric verse form having three unrhymed lines of five, seven, and five syllables, traditionally invoking an aspect of nature or the seasons. Senryu: Japanese form of short poetry similar to haiku in construction. However, senryu tend to be about human foibles while haiku tend to be about nature, and senryu are often cynical or darkly humorous while haiku are serious. Senryu do not need to include a kigo, or season word, like haiku.

Carnage Blender Two
I don't get the point of it
So I just follow

Carnage Blender Two,
without leaving the laundry
beat a hundred foes

Carnage Blender Two
All i do is forge but why
No Camping of course

Carnage Blender Two
Controversy is here
GTA Should Go

Carnage Blender Two
Where YNM rules all
But all will ask who

Carnage Blender Two
Will never surpass our great
Carnage Blender One.

Haiku?

carnage blender two
click click click-ity click click
summer sun bakes blood


Senryu?

carnage blender two
addiction or obsession
oh my crippled hands

Carnage Blender Two,
Until my eyes are burnt out,
I salute the day

Haiku:
Carnage Blender Two
Let the sunshine feed me well
And you feed the earth


Senryu:
Carnage Blender Two
The cynical mood takes me
Carnage Blender One

I'm apparently not in this to win since I'm going to easily brake the first rule. Sorry.

   Sunlight rims the sky
Another waking hour
   I open CB2

Carnage Blender Two
Music pulls me through today
I hate hangovers

Obviously, I can't win either, but my rattling windows have inspired me anyway:

Carnage Blender Two
A winter storm howls outside
My dogs slay my foes

Carnage Blender Two
Oh how much I do love you
Always time well spent

BM, it's a good thing you can't enter, you'd win.

Haiku:

Carnage Blender Two
Like the setting sun
My fireball shall burn.


Senryu:

Carnage Blender Two
Make interesting new friends
And joyously fight.

On second thought,

Carnage Blender Two
Make interesting new friends;
Joyously fight them.

This is kind of like a mini-series...



Carnage Blender 2
Build a one-mage N.U.B.
Sell it and then quit


Carnage Blender 2
Buy a one-mage N.U.B.
Hire and you pwn

Carnage Blender 2
What's the point?
We pay then get pwned.

XD sorry if that sounds offensive, i thought it was cool.

Carnage Blender 2
My Strategy is Complete!
OH NO! The Change Month!

Carnage Blender Two.
While the community grows
New powers arise.

Carnage Blender Two
Fight in winter, cold and bleak
wait for summer heat




...haiku that! :P

Carnage Blender Two
Blood of fighters stain it's fields
Lives lost, legends born

Carnage Blender Two
Seasons of eternal war
Peace only lingers

Carnage Blender Two
The battles fought, day and night
Of time, we lose sight

Carnage Blender Two
Some might say One was better
Stubborn or loyal?

Very nice, Carbonize! :)

Weren't we supposed to have a winner yesterday?

Carnage Blender Two
Whistle of fiery ball,
Harbinger of Death,
But for who?

Carnage Blender Two
Clash of Steel on Soul

Carnage Blender Two
Flowing fire and ice,
One from far, one from close,
Will they bring the spring?

Carnage Blender Two
Jigorokano
Black Sheep of Tattoos
Have your day of glory.

Carnage Blender Two
Where has the time gone?
"Down, Enter" "Down, Enter" All day long.

I have based these off of more modern forms of Haiku.

Patience.

After commissioning the judging assistance of someone even more knowledgeable in these matters than I, we have come up with a winner.
First though, I apologize for being late - we both had exceptionally busy work days yesterday.

The winner:
dynom|te, January 7 2006 4:36 PM EST

Carnage Blender 2
My Strategy is Complete!
OH NO! The Change Month!

That's CB2, in a poetic little nutshell :)

BarzooMonkey (Dogs Of War) 64.65.211.77 dynom|te (Volleyball Fanatic) Ya-Yo Gakk ($278643) -- Winner! 10:43 AM EST
BarzooMonkey (Dogs Of War) 64.65.211.77 dynom|te (Volleyball Fanatic) A Mithril Shield ($105731) -- Winner! 10:43 AM EST

Congrats!

Oh wow! I didn't expect to win, but thank you very much for runnin this barzoo! Was fun reading everyone's entries :)

Well done! Your entry deserved it! ;)

Go dyno!