This would make a happy changemonth? (in Off-topic)

I just entered Carnage Blender into an online anagram maker. A lot of rubbish but it also threw out the following:

ranger bled acne
ranged clan beer
clan beer garden
acne rebel grand

I like the idea of a clan beer garden. That would be a very welcome addition to CB! ;)

Clan Beer Garden! :D

Danger Beer Clan

Best. Name. Ever!

Or Beer Danger Clan...

Or given my situation with weight loss and booze.

Every time I "GLANCE DARN BEER" I put on the pounds :-)

Or the 3 thoughts that went through my head before setting out to visit GL for a weekend bender.

OK, so what do I need to get there, where am I going and most importantly, why am I going??

Oh yeah, I remember now. "CAR ENGLAND BEER". I'm on my way...

Danger Beer Clan... Beer Danger Clan...

Too bad I just made a new clan, those would have been great names!

And I wonder if anything can be done about the clan beer garden this changemonth?

Or;

Clan Danger Beer
Clan Beer Danger

I can't decide! >_<

Clan beer gardens would just lead to endless posting on who has more beer, what function the beer is or isn't serving, how much beer sucks, who is doing what with his beer, shouldn't the beer be tweaked?, can't we get imports?, how much time is spent in the clan beer garden, etc.

I've got a few stories to tell on Beer Danger... And I'm sure G Beee could corroborate.

'Beer: Overpowered?' threads....

True, clan beer gardens would lead to trouble. Clan that have been around longer would have more beer, and newer clans would complain. There'd have to be a NCBGB (New Clan Beer Garden Bonus) to help them catch up. But then the older clans would complain...

New Clan Beer Garden Bonus

NCBGB - I want one of THOSE!!! Half an hour of work left. Home James and don't spare the horses and then - fridge: open sesame!


Ah.

When is the summer coming back by the way? It's been snowing this afternoon. :/

Bast, it would definately have to be non PG Beer Gardens. And we'd need a no new player rule. Players would have to be trusted before they could abuse a Clans Beer Garden.

We'd also need serving wenchs (Serving Dwarves?), auto bidding on another Clans Beer, Garden Camping, oh the list goes on!

Serving dwarves. Flat heads to hold the pizza.

And long beards to mop up spillage! :D

And then there would be rare beers, resulting beer campers cheating, and players multi-ing just to get more beer, and USD sales of virtual CB2 beer... ;)

And they can double up as footstools! hirsute hired help.

Mmmmmm... Rare Beer. Rare Imported Beer! CB Drunken Masters! What is there not to like about all of this! :D

OOOh - a new UC skill! No one would ever, ever, ever be able to hit a Drunken Master!

The posts that would inevitably result.

Beer camping.

Beer blending

Down drink down drink down drink


;)

Bast, the posts that 'would' appear? Like the alien invaders, they're already here....

What would CB beer taste like I wonder?

Good tequila!

The CB Pilsner would be very underpowered, but it would probably get a buff come BeerChangemonth...
Some would argue that the CB Stout is overpowered and in need of a nerf, but I would tend to disagree. I'll work out the math later... ;)

CB Beer poured through the forum filter would be bitter and leave a bad taste in the mouth next morning ;-)

So only clans, with beer gardens, could get the unfiltered good stuff?

Of course!

You are awarded $221 and your Minions receive 4 pints each. Clan bonus: 90.0% unfiltered by forum

It'd then be time for the "FEAR FEAR, MORE BEER!" battle cry...

Shamus Jon's Pilsner was finished by Kano-san
Sensei Boopadoo drinks Kano-san's Stout [28455]
Jack The Bear pours Kano-san a perfect Black-and-Tan [95980]
Regan The WonderDog drinks his own Ale (1108)!
Regan The WonderDog's Ale spills on Kano-san [1675]
Shamus Jon cries: "Barkeep! Another round!"

You start off early in your career on 3% American Lagers. Working up to standard 4% local stuff. Your next move is then a choice of either 5% imported stuff leading to 7%+ 'Wine-o' grade or moving to the 'Cider' xp line.

Cider starts off at bargain litre bottle, then moves through 'K' cider to Diamond (Black or White) ending in Scrumpy.

From here, either path can take you to Alcholpops, Wines or Shorts.

Training both Larger and Cider leads to the 'Snakebite' special drink.

Training in all lines opens 'Cocktails'.

(There is a rumoured 'secret' line Ale under the larger line. This starts with Bitter and progresses through 'Home Brew' to 'Real Ale', but as of yet, no one's 100% sure of how to unlock it. It seems to happen with time...)

England Beer Car !

And then you wake up in the morning with a bad headache, a horrible taste in your mouth and one of Jon's new supporter items a very very large tattoo - Mother's Rune....

"I <3 My Mother"