OB's Day, Part II (in Off-topic)


RedWolf March 22 2006 10:51 PM EST

Continued from here, this is the second part of the story of OddBird's interesting life.

OB was now broke from purchasing his day's story, cannot pay his bills. So they move out and leave him homeless. Since he can't afford any place else, he moves into YNM's box, and kicks YNM out into the street.

"Hey! That's my cardboard 32'' Panoramic television box. I just got cable last night, now I can watch darkdemon and Itami beat the popcorn out of each other's noses."

"Should have thought about that before you bought those Chinese beans." OB replied cleverly.

After OB could eat no more popcorn he began to get thirsty. There was plenty of water on the ground, but what the heck, that stuff is dirty. He picks up $32.7 CB1D and heads to Blarg's OuiOui Diner. On his way, he sees a ground of strange people sitting around a campfire. They say their names are GW, rufen, and BarzooMonkey.

"Go away, your not retardeded enough to bond with us." said GW. Suddenly RedWolf drives by in a VW GTi.

"What!? Why, I oughta...." OB rolls up his sleeves and heads for GW, but then BMW falls from the sky and puts the fire out. GW runs in circles, rufen screams, Barzoo was so startled he swallowed his gum. OB decided to leave them alone.

After he nearly stepped on a dead horse named Seran, he jumps into a lake full of CoolWater. Ah, lots of fresh water. Unfortunately, he is not thirsty anymore. Now he is just cold and wet. And he's still smelly.

SNK3R March 22 2006 10:53 PM EST

Thread moved to Off-Topic.

QBOddBird March 22 2006 10:53 PM EST

/me applauds!!!

That's right, you guys don't wanna see me get down and dirty with the punches. Good thing I decided to leave you guys alone.



/me leaves for Blarg's OuiOui Diner.

Flamey March 23 2006 12:34 AM EST

great story, just read the first makes sense now.

these off-topic stories are great!

i hope to see more :)

Seran [Hidden Agenda] March 29 2006 11:02 PM EST

Not funny, Red. Not funny at all.

[me]Davis March 30 2006 7:07 AM EST

ohh thanx red why couldnt i be in the retard support group around the fire??
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