Hmmmm (in Off-topic)


A Bathing Ape April 10 2006 9:31 PM EDT

The next statement is true.
The previous statement is false.

deifeln April 10 2006 9:54 PM EDT

The next statement is false.
The previous statement is true.

DD34isback(justkidding) [Severswoed Accounting] April 10 2006 9:55 PM EDT

The next statement is true.
The previous statement is false.

Ox [StephenMelinda Gates Fund] April 10 2006 9:56 PM EDT

The next statement is true.
All caps is annoying.

QBOddBird April 10 2006 10:00 PM EDT

The next statement is in all caps.
THIS IS ANNOYING TO OX.

DD34isback(justkidding) [Severswoed Accounting] April 10 2006 10:01 PM EDT

The previous statement is false.
The next statement is backwards.

[T]Vestax April 10 2006 10:05 PM EDT

It is debatable whether or not self-referencing statements can actually be attributed truth values. One could say that even though what you've said seems valid, it is really just non-sense in the guise of a logical structure.

Then again you could always side with those crazy paraconsistent logicians and their crazy dialetheism that believes in such a thing as a true contradiction. However, that would be like saying Aristotle was wrong about logic. I mean the guy had his biology, chemistry, physics, and metaphysics rejected, disproved, or just plain laughed at. Throw him a bone and just grant him the law of non-contradiction will ya.

DD34isback(justkidding) [Severswoed Accounting] April 10 2006 10:07 PM EDT

The previous statement is false.
Vestax is crazy if he thinks anyone will read it.
The next statement is completely and utterly true

[T]Vestax April 10 2006 10:09 PM EDT

ranger-rules)darkdemon34 is hulk hogan in a tutu.

DD34isback(justkidding) [Severswoed Accounting] April 10 2006 10:10 PM EDT

The previous statement is insane but sadly true
The next statement is, well you decide

drudge April 10 2006 10:27 PM EDT

I'm O.K.
Obviously you're all not.

Tomoyoshi April 10 2006 10:38 PM EDT

Statement that follows
True as it may seem to be
Could not be more false

DD34isback(justkidding) [Severswoed Accounting] April 10 2006 10:41 PM EDT

Everything the next person says is false
The Previous post is true.
The man who made this post laughs at you

LayWaste-[bA April 10 2006 10:43 PM EDT

"There are three kinds of people in the world: those who are good in math and those who are not.
There are two kinds of people in the world: those who divide all people in the world into two groups and those who don't."

QBOddBird April 10 2006 10:47 PM EDT

I <3 BMW

Maelstrom April 10 2006 11:28 PM EDT

Vestax: very interesting! If Aristotle's other ideas have all been disproven, then isn't it more likely that his logic is also off?

Tomoyoshi: nice haiku! ;)

There are 10 kinds of people in the world: those that know binary and those that don't.

I have not introduced any new contradictions to the system.

Karmic Mishap [Soup Ream] April 11 2006 3:16 AM EDT

Maelstrom's contradiction was obviously his lack of contradictions.
The next statement will be made by a certifiable looney.

gooey muppet April 11 2006 4:44 AM EDT

The monkeys that live in my hair will tell you that the next statement is a banana

QBBarzooMonkey April 11 2006 8:06 AM EDT

If 43 is orange, but orange is not 43, then the world is definitely not my oyster.
The next statement is the one secret to true enlightenment.

Zoglog[T] [big bucks] April 11 2006 8:38 AM EDT

Knarf!

The next statement will be forced upon you by a psychopath.

QBJohnnywas April 11 2006 8:50 AM EDT

I'm watching you.

The next statement will overload the spellchecker's ability to check.

QBBarzooMonkey April 11 2006 9:09 AM EDT

Ef yuze guyz tinks yuze kan overlode teh spillczech, yuze iz morr deemanted dan dat twizted barrzzumunkee.

The next statement will

QBJohnnywas April 11 2006 9:10 AM EDT

No it won't.

The next statement will be made in the style of a badly dubbed manga movie.

Zoglog[T] [big bucks] April 11 2006 9:21 AM EDT

No! I can't let this thread die! I will avenge you by taking out that evil Kreator!

The next statement will be made in the style of Tommy Cooper!

QBJohnnywas April 11 2006 9:34 AM EDT

Just like that, just like that. My mage has got no nose, how does he smell? Terrible!

The next statement will only be solved by turning the unit off and then on again.

bartjan April 11 2006 9:35 AM EDT

In other to understand recursion, one first has to understand recursion.

Tomoyoshi April 11 2006 9:40 AM EDT

The next statement will proceed directly to jail.
It will not pass go.
It will though, actually collect $200 CB

QBBast [Hidden Agenda] April 11 2006 9:42 AM EDT


I willingly go to jail for my $200.

The next statement will explain the magic of "on, then off, then on again".

QBJohnnywas April 11 2006 9:44 AM EDT

My trousers on the night of the 'misunderstanding'.

The next statement will explain the wonder of Hats.

Zoglog[T] [big bucks] April 11 2006 9:56 AM EDT

They are obviously an attempt for ugly people to cover as much of their head as possible!

The next statement will be about breakfast cereal

QBJohnnywas April 11 2006 9:59 AM EDT

you make it neat wheat mate!

If you know what's good for you, you do!

The Weetabix!

If you know what's good for you you do!

The next statement will be in the style of Monty Python.

Zoglog[T] [big bucks] April 11 2006 10:03 AM EDT

No it wont! yes it will! This isn't an argument but a string of contradictions! Oh no it isn't!

The next statement will be a theatrical performance that would even have Clark Gable applauding.

QBBast [Hidden Agenda] April 11 2006 10:08 AM EDT


"As God as my witness, I will never run out of BA again!" *fist shaking*

The next statement will go back to JW's pants.

QBJohnnywas April 11 2006 10:12 AM EDT

Bast likes my pants. The American kind. Not the British kind.

The next statement will discuss the pros and cons of wearing a chicken suit whilst cycling.

Zoglog[T] [big bucks] April 11 2006 10:15 AM EDT

At least it gets you noticed but on the other hand the chafing must be a nightmare.

The next statement will be Johnny referring to his English pants.

QBJohnnywas April 11 2006 10:17 AM EDT

At least it gets you noticed but on the other hand the chafing must be a nightmare.

The next statement will be made whilst drinking a cup of tea.

Zoglog[T] [big bucks] April 11 2006 10:20 AM EDT

Mmmm PG Tips, and how original your last statement was :)

The next statement will be made in the style of GL

QBJohnnywas April 11 2006 10:22 AM EDT

I love you all!

The next statement will remind everyone of the genius that was the Banana Splits.

Zoglog[T] [big bucks] April 11 2006 10:25 AM EDT

*Zoglog rides around on a bicycle which is way too small for him singing "Na na na, na na na na, na na na, na na na na na"

Zoglog[T] [big bucks] April 11 2006 10:26 AM EDT

The next statement will remind everyone of Captain Caveman.

QBJohnnywas April 11 2006 10:37 AM EDT

'Set free by the Teen Angels from his prehistoric block of glacier ice comes the world's first superhero, Captain Caveman! Now the constant companion to the Teen Angels Brenda, Dee Dee, and Taffy in their hilarious, and sometimes scary mystery missions. Get ready for Captain Caveman and the Teen Angels! '


The next statement will discuss the merits of 'size of a lion' or 'size of a bee'.

Tomoyoshi April 11 2006 11:20 AM EDT

You'd think in terms of size, a lion would far surpass a bee
But when speaking of MPR, quite the opposite is true
in fact, by almost one million one hundred and ninety two thousand and three

The next statement will revolve around the number 3.

(btw Tomoyoshi ({Ookami})68.17.191.92QBBast (Bartlett) $200 9:43 AM EDT)

AdminShade April 11 2006 11:21 AM EDT

The next comment will be an oxymoron. or an oxygen moron

babbler April 11 2006 1:24 PM EDT

This statement is among the first.

The next will bring bundles of bravos to Beee's bus.

YNM April 11 2006 8:24 PM EDT

I <3 Sefton.

RedWolf April 11 2006 9:05 PM EDT

The previous statement was desultory.

The next statement is ambiguous.

QBBast [Hidden Agenda] April 11 2006 9:10 PM EDT

Redwolf's gender identity.

You love Sefton, too!

RedWolf April 11 2006 9:42 PM EDT

The previous statement was not veridically fallacious.

The next statement will explain the theory of quantum physics in at least 60 words, two paragraphs, indented, double spaced. Do not use the letter E. Choose your font, but it must be light bluish-grey. Be sure to use proper grammar, and do not mention Chuck Norris. OB, DD, or iono may not post; they will only embarrass themselves.

P.S. This is what part of the alphabet would look like if Q and R were eliminated.

DD34isback(justkidding) [Severswoed Accounting] April 11 2006 9:43 PM EDT

The previous statement was a cause of drunken rambling
The next statement was made by a hobo in japan

RedWolf April 11 2006 9:59 PM EDT

<--- shodou kami

RedWolf April 11 2006 10:00 PM EDT

The previous statement was most likely translated wrong.

The next statement will not be by DD.

DD34isback(justkidding) [Severswoed Accounting] April 11 2006 10:04 PM EDT

The previous statement was by a raving lunatic who should be shot
The next post will be by a man named bob who likes his liquor to much

Mem April 11 2006 10:18 PM EDT

Guilty as charged.

The next comment will be a line from the cult classic film "It's Pat".

DD34isback(justkidding) [Severswoed Accounting] April 11 2006 10:21 PM EDT

Hood: So, what we wanna know is are you a brotha or a sista?
Pat: Well, I'm an only child...

The next statement will be from a cb1 player

QBBarzooMonkey April 11 2006 10:55 PM EDT

The previous statement could not possibly be proven to be true, as there is no CB1, therefore there can be no CB1 player. Had it been worded "former" CB1 player, on the other hand...

If you read the next statement, the US Secret Service will be forced to wrestle you to the ground and confiscate your socks.

DD34isback(justkidding) [Severswoed Accounting] April 11 2006 10:56 PM EDT

The previous statement must be false as i am wearing no socks
The next statement will be from a former cb1 player

QBOddBird April 11 2006 10:58 PM EDT

The previous statement is true.

The next statement isn't.

RedWolf April 11 2006 11:17 PM EDT

The previous statement was false.

The previous statement was false.

ha, ponder that...

DD34isback(justkidding) [Severswoed Accounting] April 11 2006 11:18 PM EDT

Everything Red says is false
The previous statement could be true but cannot be presented in a court of law legally by an attorney

RedWolf April 11 2006 11:23 PM EDT

The statement before the previous is false, unless I am residing in Zozo.

The source of the next statement will owe me $1000 CB2D.

Stephen April 11 2006 11:34 PM EDT

"You love Sefton, too!"

The poster of the next post will owe me $2000 CB2

QBBarzooMonkey April 12 2006 12:02 AM EDT

The previous post is partially false, in that it was reversed. I am the one owed $2000 CB2.

The next post will self-destruct in 5 seconds. Your mission, should you accept it, is to prove this to be true.

sssimmo April 12 2006 12:08 AM EDT

Kaboom!!!!

Seran [Hidden Agenda] April 12 2006 8:45 AM EDT

The previous statement blew us away.
The next statement is true.
It was a duckling.

DD34isback(justkidding) [Severswoed Accounting] April 12 2006 8:50 AM EDT

The false statement is true
The true statement is false

Godpanda April 12 2006 2:22 PM EDT

The next statement will be true.
The next statement will be true.
The next statement won't be true.
The next statement will be false.
All the above statement are false.

Including that one.

Seran [Hidden Agenda] April 16 2006 8:31 AM EDT

The previous statement is false.
The next statement is false.
I'm a bear.

Seran [Hidden Agenda] April 16 2006 8:45 AM EDT

Oh, and whoever posts here next goes to jail. Don't pass Go, don't collect $200 CB.

AdminQBnovice [Cult of the Valaraukar] April 16 2006 2:19 PM EDT

Get out of Jail free cards are easy to find!

RedWolf April 16 2006 2:25 PM EDT

The previous statement is false.

I happen to have one, however, min bid 10k!
(one per customer)

DD34isback(justkidding) [Severswoed Accounting] April 16 2006 2:28 PM EDT

I bid min on the get out of jail free card
Red always was a honest businessman
Seran is a bad liar
DD is for truth

RedWolf April 16 2006 2:30 PM EDT

The above statement was true.
The statement above the above statement was true.
The statement above the statement above the above statement was true.
The statement above the statement above the statement above....

...all the above statements were true. ;-)

Seran [Hidden Agenda] April 16 2006 8:34 PM EDT

All the above statements are false.
The next statement is true.
I've got a flamethrower. Min bid is 200k. Anyone want roast Redwolf? =P

DD34isback(justkidding) [Severswoed Accounting] April 16 2006 8:36 PM EDT

As of now Redwolf hasn't given me the Get Out of Jail Free Card so i am hoping the Public Record Refund will refund the 3mil i gave him for it

The next statement will still be false

Seran [Hidden Agenda] April 16 2006 8:49 PM EDT

Today is my lucky day. =P
The next post will explode violently in 20 seconds. Someone must prove this to be true.

DD34isback(justkidding) [Severswoed Accounting] April 16 2006 8:50 PM EDT

BOOM!!!
the next statement will not be by seran

Seran [Hidden Agenda] April 16 2006 8:52 PM EDT

Road call for mixed up people: DD34 is crazy.
Next post will be by someone other than DD and myself.

Godpanda April 17 2006 7:38 AM EDT

Cool I fulfill the prophecy go me!

Seran [Hidden Agenda] April 17 2006 9:27 AM EDT

The previous statement is true.
Next post will be by one of the Quarter Blenders. If not, spam my mailbox.

QBOddBird April 17 2006 9:35 AM EDT

Spamaliciousness.

Godpanda April 17 2006 4:39 PM EDT

Way to go OB... destroy that prophecy and all others!!!

The previous statement was true.
The next statement will be stupid.

DD34isback(justkidding) [Severswoed Accounting] April 17 2006 4:40 PM EDT

The previous statement was to dramatic :P
Whatever happened to stupid anyway?

Godpanda April 17 2006 4:48 PM EDT

The last two statements were garbage.
The last statement was jsut a joke.
The next statement will be slightly cruel.
The next statement will be a waste of human life to read.

rufen April 17 2006 5:30 PM EDT

Booger!

The previous statement was off-topic.
The next statement will be revolutionary.

DD34isback(justkidding) [Severswoed Accounting] April 17 2006 5:32 PM EDT

An individual should not have too much freedom. A nation should absolute freedom.

The next statement will have something to do with bacon

Godpanda April 17 2006 5:45 PM EDT

It's Bacon!!!!!
Dogs dont know it not bacon....

The next statement will be even more useless.

Maelstrom April 17 2006 6:13 PM EDT

Hi!

How's it going?

QBOddBird April 17 2006 8:55 PM EDT

It is going quite well.

The next statement will be made by someone clinically insane.

Xenko April 17 2006 9:24 PM EDT

If a candle can bounce faster than a pancake can flip, does that mean the Chuck Norris can flip faster than a candle and still take the bad people to the land of butterflies?

The next statement will be from a pirate.

Seran [Hidden Agenda] April 17 2006 10:33 PM EDT

Wrong.
The next post will be from a chat operator. If not, drop a brick on my skull.

DD34isback(justkidding) [Severswoed Accounting] April 17 2006 10:35 PM EDT

gladly
The next post will be from a complete idiot

QBBarzooMonkey April 18 2006 9:17 AM EDT

The previous post could not be any further from the truth, and was merely an attempt at killing the thread.

The next post will not actually exist in any capacity that we, as the collective race of humans. have conceived of yet.

Xenko April 18 2006 9:32 AM EDT

Chuck Norris.

The next statement will contain many inaccuracies, falsehoods, and blatant lies.

Godpanda April 18 2006 1:59 PM EDT

bartjan is a muscular, smart man of infinite quality and kindness.

The previous statement will make at least one person laugh.
The next statement will make at least one person barf.

Seran [Hidden Agenda] April 18 2006 11:16 PM EDT

Wrong.
Next statement will be by a really stupid person.

A Bathing Ape April 18 2006 11:45 PM EDT

the previous statement is true
the previous statement isn't false.

QBOddBird April 18 2006 11:48 PM EDT

Drama Llama has gas.

The next person to post will agree.

Seran [Hidden Agenda] April 19 2006 2:33 AM EDT

I disagree.
Next post will say something really dumb and incoherent.

Drakon(DS) [Guardian Bros Inc] April 19 2006 3:49 AM EDT

ah huh
The next post is made from bed.

Godpanda April 19 2006 2:04 PM EDT

Wrong.

The next statement will be by someone who has no life.
The previous statement was bad by someone who has a life.
The next statement will be by someone stupider then the writer of this statement.

YOU April 19 2006 2:06 PM EDT

True. It's my 100th post

A Bathing Ape April 19 2006 4:27 PM EDT

my thread broke 100 replies !!

Xenko April 19 2006 4:34 PM EDT

The previous statement did not make a statement about the statement following it.

The next statement will make a statement about the statement that preceded it.

QBBarzooMonkey April 19 2006 4:44 PM EDT

This is a statement referencing the previous statement for no other reason than to reference it.

The next statement will be just so utterly cool that no one will believe it, man. I mean earth-shattering cool, like, the temperature just dropped 20 degrees cool. Yeah. It'll be cool.

Seran [Hidden Agenda] April 19 2006 8:27 PM EDT

*burns a school down* It ain't cool now.
Next one to post will lose 2k.

Karmic Mishap [Soup Ream] April 20 2006 3:54 AM EDT

Hey, where'd my 2k go? Oh, thanks OB, there it is. ^.~

The previous statement was, strangely, more meaningful than the next one.

QBBarzooMonkey April 20 2006 9:07 AM EDT

Grzyx brble mffaxyz kikiki frabble gimmee, huh huh huh, yup.

The next satement will bring balance to "The Force".

QBJohnnywas April 20 2006 9:20 AM EDT

SATEMENT is a very nice word. Well done!

The next statement will justify my company spending money to move my department fifteen feet across the corridor, when they could leave it where it is.

QBBarzooMonkey April 20 2006 9:26 AM EDT

Because they can. Resistance is futile, you will be assimilated.

Since I had to use HTML/<nospellcheck> to get the statement previous to the 3 previous statements through, it didn't flag my typo (oh, the irony!), so it will actually be the next STATEMENT that brings balance to "The Force".

QBBast [Hidden Agenda] April 20 2006 9:37 AM EDT

I am.

The next poster, who will not be GL, will make a statement that requires the <nospellcheck> tags, but will use them only where necessary so as to avoid wholesale disregard for the mighty spellcheck.

QBJohnnywas April 20 2006 9:47 AM EDT

I am not GentlemareLoser.

The next statement will reflect the futility of working for a company concerned with only profit and not the people working for it.

QBBarzooMonkey April 20 2006 10:11 AM EDT

Resistance is futile, you will be assimilated.

The next statement will not.

QBJohnnywas April 20 2006 10:15 AM EDT

Choose life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a big television, Choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players, and electrical tin openers. Choose good health, low cholesterol and dental insurance. Choose fixed- interest mortgage repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose your friends. Choose leisure wear and matching luggage. Choose a three piece suite on hire purchase in a range of fabrics. Choose DIY and wondering who you are on a Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing sprit- crushing game shows, stuffing junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, breathing your last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, brats you have spawned to replace yourself. Choose your future. Choose life.

The next statement will be on holiday.

sssimmo April 20 2006 10:18 AM EDT

"Back in 6 weeks, gone to Hawaii"

The next statement is sexually confused.

QBJohnnywas April 20 2006 10:21 AM EDT

My Father, she's just not sure what shoes to wear with that suit.

The next statement will buy me a beer. And do I need one right now....

Seran [Hidden Agenda] April 20 2006 10:33 AM EDT

*buys a box of beer and dumps it on Johnnywas*
Next one to post will lose and quickly find 4k and their active char. =P

QBJohnnywas April 20 2006 10:53 AM EDT

*Hic!*

Next statement in the style of Mr T please.

AdminQBGentlemanLoser [{END}] April 20 2006 5:43 PM EDT

I pity the fool!

The nest statement will tell me how I need to live my life.

DD34isback(justkidding) [Severswoed Accounting] April 20 2006 6:05 PM EDT

sober
The next statement will be something someone likes about me

Maelstrom April 20 2006 6:20 PM EDT

Sorry, there's nothing :P

The next statement will be another meaningless post from someone with nothing better to do.

QBBast [Hidden Agenda] April 20 2006 6:31 PM EDT

I've had my mumps vaccination, have you?

The next statement will explain why some camels have one mump and some camels have two mumps, and why that word (a real medical condition) isn't recognized by the spellchecker.

DD34isback(justkidding) [Severswoed Accounting] April 20 2006 6:34 PM EDT

its actually hump and google says
Camels can go without water in the dry environments they live in, for long periods of time. This is why they have a hump, which is a fat store, to keep them going in the desert, as food is not always easily available, and trips between water and food sources can last a long time. When the fat is metabolised, some water is produced, as a by-product of cellular respiration. However, this really is not of any importance. Camels do not actually store any water, as water. However, they can lose up to 30% -40% of the water in their blood plasma, and still live, and the same goes for the fluid between their cells.

The dromedary camel has one hump, the Bactrian camel has two.

Camels have pads of tissue on their knees, and these pads have evolved over time with the results that the camel can rest on its knees without abrading them.

the next statement will be something nice about someone

Xenko April 20 2006 6:44 PM EDT

I'm the nicest, greatest, smartest, strongest, fastest, and most handsome person in the world.

The next statement will be from somebody who wishes they were me.

Seran [Hidden Agenda] April 20 2006 8:07 PM EDT

I will break that prediction. *whacks Kultur with a super carp*
Next one to post will strangely get drunk.

ScY April 23 2006 2:41 PM EDT

Every single one of the above statements are false
The above statement is true
The previous statement is false
The before mentioned statement is true
The statement which was mentioned previously is an untruth
The statement which was mentioned beforehand is true

However, in light of recent events, all of the above statements have been proven to be true due to the discovery of Socrates' (pronounced: So-krates) Method of Logic.

The above statement is false
The next statement is true

Truth + truth = untruth


-now figure out what i said ;)

A Bathing Ape April 23 2006 10:54 PM EDT

After analyzing your statement, I have come to the conclusion that you are in fact an idiot.

Congratulations.

Seran [Hidden Agenda] April 23 2006 11:49 PM EDT

*smacks Scytale with a fly swatter*
Next post is false.

Dragon Slayer April 24 2006 12:11 AM EDT

Everyone hates me.

The next post should not exist.

Stephen April 24 2006 12:24 AM EDT

Seran [Hidden Agenda] April 28 2006 11:41 AM EDT

Last statement was...nothing. =P
The next statement will be entirely false.

DD34isback(justkidding) [Severswoed Accounting] April 29 2006 5:04 PM EDT

The last statement will never be read
The next statement will not be read
I am DD and i give loans
The last statement will be read

TheEverblacksky April 29 2006 11:55 PM EDT

the last statement was not true at all

the next statement will be in a form of a poem.

Seran [Hidden Agenda] April 29 2006 11:58 PM EDT

Wrong. *dumps carps on EBS*
Next statement will be in the form of a limerick.
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