My dad has just reminded me (I'm not sure I actually knew this anyway...) of what my first word was. It took me by such surprise that I'm going to make a competition about it!

The first person to guess my (honest to god) real life first word wins 250K. (It's all I have at the moment...)

No fee, guess as many times as you want!

alcohol!

beer

Milkman

dada

some of my guesses, don't want to flood the forum so I'll put them in 1 post:

mama
dada
poopoo

stinky!
skikkles!
hungry! (or, as a child, hungee)
toy!
what?
no!
yes!

GentlemanLoser... Gentleman... Loser... GL... Googoo... Dada... Lala... Dipsy... Doodle... Beer...
Poo... Mayonase... Jordon... Milk... Wahwah... Boohoo... Water... Fool... CB... Carnage...
Blender... Dad... Mommy... mama... Lukey... QB... Football... Ball... Rug... Carpet...
Turkey... Cheese... Ranger... Word... First... Fee... Guess... No... As... Many...
Time... Want... Me... Winner... Font... Cool... Cold... Hot... Warm... Little...
Big... Dark... Light... Man... Boy... Women... Lady... Girl... Dude... For...
The... Or... Super... Cat... Dog... Glass... Mug... Hair... Why... What...
When... Where... How... Okay... Yeah... Bye... Good... Bad... Ugly... Cute...

1. Carnage
2. Blender
3. Two
4. Computer
5. Cookie

Lol I hope I win! :)

mama

LOL! :D

None of those are correct. And this is a serious contest. How would I have known of CB when I was a baby?

An update from my dad, I was abut a year old. So this was about 29 years ago!

;)

ABBA.

hippy

1. Poopie
2. Pee-pee
3. Shoe
4. Sock
5. Weight
6. Fat
7. Grandma
8. Grandpa
9. Shirt
10. Pants
11. T.V.
12. First
13. Second
14. Third
15. Fourth
16. Fifth
17. Old
18. Hamster
19. Bunny
20. Animals

Nope!

And it wasn't baby talk (no wee-wee or the like).

Prize is now 300K.

:)

Please

TURTLE WAX!

star wars.

Ok.. I'll try again! :)
1. Stinks
2. Smells
3. Racing
4. Cars
5. Google! :)
6. Search
7. Comedy
8. Bored
9. Shut
10. Shut-Up :P
11. Rotten
12. Scary
13. Night
14. Me
15. Genie :)
16. Person
17. Lamp
18. Light
19. Rolling
20. Dictionary

OK I guess Turtle Wax might be two words. How about Früsen-Gladjé !?!

GL's first word was chappy.

Baby. Mine. Gran. Queen. Beatles. Bru/Brew.

1.Right 2.Left 3.Up 4.Down 5.Write 6.Adventure 7.Saving 8.Space 9.Toddler 10.Child 11.Free 12.Johnny 13.Was 14.Chain 15.Contest

Tried to Save Space! :P

idiot!
baby!
not da momma!
roar!
hey!
yo!
buddy!
dude!
doodie!
milk!
more!
haha!
wheeee!

father

1. pub
2. drunk
3. drink
4. trip

go

All wrong so far!

;)

Maybe I'll give some hints tomorrow...

give us hints today! lol. :)

tomorrow
today
yesterday

chuck
norris

now
before
after

day
night

bottle
glass

TV
remote
movie

Radio
song

sleep

Brady [Brady Bunch]
Gilligan [Gilligan's Island]

love
hate

record
play
back
forward
rewind

fast
slow

hersheysquirt (in baby talk, it is one word). :-)

Pint

Its either 'circumvention' or 'centripetal'. I can't remember which.

food, bottle, eat, hungry, drink

Horsie or Dogie;

Money


Pee

Daa Daa

Me ....Loosa

beer

drink

pub

drunk

belch?

Dragon.
Thanks.
Ninja.
Sorry.
Congratulation.

Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanicconiosis.

Maybe you were very articulate for a 1 year old?

If not, how about:
Mommy,
Daddy,
Mailman!

I think we'll need some hints.

OK, none of those are correct.

First hint.

I was watching a T.V. series at the time.

they all stole my hershey squirt, and drunk was gonna be my guess, but some already guessed that as well!

Cops

robbers

bad

guys

afro

car

sex

kojak

cookie

duke
hazard
daisy
general
lee
Sorry i was not even created 29 years ago lol
hmmmm i know this one lol
fox
hound
box
chew
smoke
love
hate
chase
phoneix
life
death
die
boo
casper
ghost
doom
wow
opps
mean
nice
ugly
smart
whip
babe
baby
ok im out

winner
loser
gentleman
stupid
corn
bone

A • The Adventure Game
• The Adventures of the Galaxy Rangers
• Art Attack

B
• Bananaman
• The Beachcombers
• Bertha
• Blockbusters
• Blue Peter
• The Book Tower
• Bozo the Clown
• Bravestarr
• Button Moon

C
• Captain Caveman
• Captain Kangaroo
• Care Bears
• The Chronicles of Narnia
• Count Duckula
• Crackerjack

D
• Danger Mouse
• DEF II
• Degrassi High
• Degrassi Junior High
• Doctor Snuggles
• Dogtanian & the Three Muskethounds
• Dungeons & Dragons

EF
• Educating Marmalade
• The Famous Five
• Finger Mouse
• Fraggle Rock

G
• Going Live!
• Grange Hill

HIJ
• Hanna Barbera Cartoons
• Heckle & Jeckle
• He-Man & The Masters of the Universe
• Henry Cooper's Golden Belt
• Inspector Gadget
• Jackanory
• Jem & The Holograms
• The Jetsons
• Jigsaw
• Jim'll Fix It
• Junior Kick-Start

KL
• Kids of Degrassi Street
• King Rollo
• Knight Rider
• The Littlest Hobo
• Living & Growing
• Look & Read

M
• M.A.S.K
• Metal Mickey
• Minipops
• Monkey
• Mr Merlin
• The Moomins
• Multi-Coloured Swap Shop
• Muppet Babies

N
• No. 73
• Noozles

OPQ
• Pee Wee's Playhouse
• Pinwheel
• Play Away
• Play School
• Pob's Programme
• Postman Pat

R
• The Raggy Dolls
• Rainbow Brite
• Razzamatazz
• Rentaghost
• Romper Room

S
• Saturday Superstore
• Screen Test
• Secret Diary of Adrian Mole Aged 13¾
• Sesame Street
• She-Ra
• Simon Townsend's Wonder World
• The Smurfs
• The Snowman
• The Sooty Show
• Strawberry Shortcake
• The Storyteller
• Supergran
• Super Mario Brothers

T
• Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
• Terrahawks
• ThunderCats
• Thomas the Tank Engine & Friends
• Transformers
• The Tripods
• Tucker's Luck

UVW
• We Are The Champions
• Why Don't You?
• The Wind in the Willows
• The Wonder Years
• Worzel Gummidge
• Worzel Gummidge Down Under

XYZ
• Your Mother Wouldn't Like It
• Zoobilee Zoo
• Zoom

Any of those words?

woa lol

LOL! What a load! ;) I was an extra (and had one speaking part) in Grange Hill, but it was none of those...

;)

mama :P
dada :P
pret :P

It seems another clue is in order.

My first word was a name related to the T.V. series I was watching at the time.

And the prize is up to 400K. :) (Or will be when I earn the last 7K...)

smurf, gargamel, gummi-bear, power,

MrT

(technically two words but it would be cool anyway)

Scooby
Barney
Flintstones
Archie
Josie
Fat
Speed
Brady
Partridge
Power


My first word was supposed to be mama, but my family claims that I mispronounced it and called my mother magma. I guess that means that she was a hot mama. :-)

winnie

pooh

bear

BJ

hopper

chips

bikes

swat

THE SIX MILLION DOLLAR MAN
SOAP
SONNY/CHER
STARSKY/HUTCH
TAXI

twanger?

Shaft

Homer
Bart
Marge
Maggie
Lisa
Simpson

=P

d'oh!

Big bird
Oscar
Grouch
weird frog dude thing

Kermit the Frog, Ernie, Guy Smiley, Dr. Teeth, Rowlf, Link Hogthrob, The Newsman, The Swedish Chef, Waldorf, Mahna Mahna, Fozzie Bear, Miss Piggy, Sam the Eagle, Bert, Animal, Grover, Cookie Monster, Marvin Suggs The Great Gonzo, Dr. Bunsen Honeydew, Beauregard, Zoot, Uncle 'Traveling' Matt Fraggle, Muppy Camilla, Count von Count, Crazy Harry, Dr. Julius Strangepork, Pops, Lew Zealand, Robin the Frog, Louis Strangepork, Pops, Lew Zealand, Robin the Frog, Louis Kazagger, Sgt. Floyd Pepper, J.P. Gross, Harry Monster, Two-Headed Monster, Biff, Sherlock Hemlock, The Amazing Mumford Beaker, Scooter, Statler, Sweetums, Janice, Wayne, Bobby Benson, Sully, Forgetful Jones, Two-Headed Monster, Gladys the Cow Lips/Rizzo the Rat/Sprocket the Dog Big Bird, Oscar the Grouch, Bruno

Oh, come on. It has to be one of:

Monty
Python
Flying
Circus

'Rupert' (the bear) or was it an adult series like Coronation Street? If so then i think 'Hilda' (Ogden) or what about Andy 'Pandy'?
Can you give us more of a clue as to the type of TV series you were watching at the time?

penguin

doctor
who
dalek
star
time
machine
planet
hole
black
white

I'm fairly certian it was "twanger"

LOL! It was not 'twanger' I don't think that episode was made to be aired! ;)

O.K. last clue. The name is the title of the series and the principle in it.

Remember, this was 29 years ago, so simpsons are out. ;)

Someone has come very close....

Dynasty.

Bellbird

welcome back kotter
john lazarus the principal
mister woodman vice principal

larry
charles

All in the Family, Bob Newhart, The Brady Bunch, The CHiPS, Good Times, Happy Days, The Jeffersons, Laverne & Shirley, M*A*S*H, Mary Tyler Moore Show, Muppet Show, Odd Couple, Sanford & Son, Taxi, Waltons, Welcome Back, Kotter.

Kermit

Greg Brady
Marsha Brady
Mike Brady
Carol Brady
Peter Brady
Bobb Brady
Cindy Brady
Jan Brady

Bright's Boffins

Red Skeleton

dr. welby and d Brady bunch general hospital happy days Laverne & Shirley

Spacely Sprocket.

Barnaby
Jones

Spiderman

Dy-nooo-MITE!

Blimey

three
stooges

Was it "twanger?"

If this is it, I will kick myself, because it was the first thought I had when you said TV... Is it:

MANNIX!

A
Team

Could it be 'Bagpuss' I loved that program. I still don't know if it was a children's program or not though. It could be Kojak or Columbo as you said it was your first word but you never said what age you were when you said it. You could have been eight years old! Sorry for my spelling as spellcheck doesn't like english version words!

I BELIEVE he said he was one year old at the time....

:) I was told I was one at the time... It's none so far.

Claire still loves Bagpuss! ;) "We will wash you, we will fix you, we will clean your toes, toes, toes..."

Fireman Sam, Postman Pat or how about Pipkins?

Noddy ?

Fingerbobs and Pingu are two other possibilities I guess :)

Worzel the scarecrow remember him? Muffin the Mule? Basil Brush? Wombles? Tom and Jerry? Bugs Bunny? Daffy Duck? I give up tell me! Please before i go to bed! and before this spellchecker drives me crazy!

Nope, and it wasn't portland bill either. ;) Or Chorltan and the Wheelies, or count duckula.

Another clue, it wasn't a specificly 'childrens' T.V. series.

But this really is the last clue unless this drags on much longer.... :)

Flipper

Scooby Doo

1. Laverne and Shirley
2. Happy Days
3. Three's Company
4. 60 Minutes
5. Charlie's Angels
6. All in the Family
7. Little House on the Prairie
8. Alice
9. M*A*S*H
10. One Day at a Time
11. How the West Was Won
12. Eight is Enough
13. Soap 14. The Love Boat
15. NBC Monday Night Movie
16. Monday Night Football
17. Fantasy Island
18. Barney Miller
19. The Amazing Spider-Man
20. Project U.F.O.
21. ABC Sunday Night Movie
22. The Waltons.
23. Barnaby Jones
24. Hawaii Five-O

Captain 'Pugwash' or Dr 'Who' ?

Then again, you always strike me as a bit of a 'Magnum' fan :)

Michael Woodman

Gabe Kotter

The Incredible Hulk, Zoro, Starsky and Hutch I give up now I can't think so off to bed!

Bond, James Bond

Maybe you should just stop this contest, tell us what your first words were, and split the prize between the person who was the closest and the funniest entry.



:o)

Bob Newhart

Kojack

Gilligan

Kotter
Welcome Back, Kotter

something to do with M*A*S*H or The Honeymooners?

Sword, axe, knight, armor, loser, elf, battle...

I tried to sift thru them all, but if I repeated any my apologies.

They are usually single syllable words, I am hoping your native language is English.

good contest btw

I'm liking the Gilligan idea:

Island
Boat
Glue
Ape
Cannibal
Ginger
Lovie
Mary
Ann
Skipper
Hat
Cave
Cable
Lagoon
Blue
Storm
Wave
Water
Three
Hour
Tour

mushu?

Fish ( Abe Vigoda)

Chachi (Joanie Loves...)

Mork!

Nope....

So another clue. This will probably make it too easy though. :(

Diner diner diner diner.

Prize is now 450K.

Batman !

Food!
Milk!
Mmmmmmm!
Yum!
Yummy!
Yuk!
Yukky!
Blargh!

Alice Vera, Flo, Belle, and Jolene Tommy
maybe one of those?

Mels Diner btw

forgot Elliot the tv show is called Alice

Grits!

It has to be Batman and Robin, and now I can't get that tune (or the corny joke) out of my head...

How does Batman's mum call him in at mealtimes?

dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner Batmaaaaan.


If I'm wrong I'm sulking and not playing anymore.

Ruby? Are you just a really, really bad speller? :P

happy
days
fonzie
fonze

James Bond???

:D We have a winner!

It was indeed Batman. My first word was Batman. I spoke his name at the correct moment during the opening title theme of an episode...

My parents were mollified!

;)

450K on it's way to the richest Admin in CB2...

the smurfs, the blue little dude that gargamell want to eat sasemeastreet a cookprogramme? chips, that cop programme starky and huts

wow that took a while. Congrats

Milwaukee :-)
Hey!
Potsie
Bears

- sorry if all the happy days ones were already here...that's a lot of posts to check through for every word!

oops...I'll quit guessing now :-)

I remember running around the school playground, parka buttoned up at the neck hood up. Funny how everyone wanted to be Batman, but nobody wanted to be Robin or the Penguin.

woo hoo !

Thanks :)

I never wanted to be Batman. :)

I think we have a Cat Woman here...

]B-)

Who wants to be the eternal sidekick? ;)

You're not serious! You mean that after 100+ replies, no one had guessed Batman?!?!

Yup!

I read through all the posts many times just to make sure I hadn't missed it.

We had spiderman and penguin, but no batman. :)

So close on both!!!! :P

What I meant to say, was:

Holy guessing games, Batman! I was so close on both!

:)