Hello, I'm Verifex, but you can call me Vestax. (in Off-topic)
Yes, I'm one of the crazy new QB's.
I just wanted to post to say my name is Verifex, not Vestax!
That is all.
What did you want now Vest?
April 24 2006 6:00 PM EDT
Silly Vestax, what do you want?
Did Lucy move the football again, Verifex?
I'm also not a fax machine either.
April 24 2006 6:10 PM EDT
QB or not, it could be Vestax soon enough if we choose. Remember that !
maybe if your user pic wasn't boring holes through my brain...
April 24 2006 6:30 PM EDT
Do people actually get you mixed up with Vestax? If so, which of you has been playing longest? Maybe the older player can claim rights to names of the form Ve**x, and force the other to change to a new name.
I think I was playing longest, but I'm not sure. Also I picked a new userpic novice, so you can go back to sewing or sitting or eating or whatever it is that you do!
No! Where have the teeth gone??? I want my mural of pain!
i love you take that any way you like
April 24 2006 7:21 PM EDT
wait, your not a fax mechine??!!
then why can you command the fax armies?
Ok, I think this picture is better.
I am quite sure each of you has been accused of a certain over-fondness for fascism in the past year. I still believe you "both" are a multi, at which point -- does it really matter if we get the name right on the account you are using at the moment we wish to address you?
:D Yay! The teeth are back! :D
Bite me! Bite me!
I wasn't worried about teeth, her face if the problem
April 25 2006 6:40 AM EDT
Like I keep saying. I'm not Vestax!
April 25 2006 6:43 AM EDT
Ok, you're Verifex and you over there, you're Vestax? Ok. So who is Keyser Soze?
XP It's mixed up in here.
*smashes a few pineapples with a box*
lol, nice title name change, =P
April 25 2006 10:11 AM EDT
Lol, nice one. I can't guess who would do such a thing!
BTW, should we not be addressing you by your title Mr QB sir?
One of them should trade in their "v" for something else -
April 25 2006 10:46 AM EDT
I didn't change the title. I'd look to an admin with a sense of humor.
As for the name, Verifex had his first. I'd change my name, but that might cause too much confusion. :P
Which one of you prefers to be called Lord Vex?
You two should just call yourselves.
Man, I'm confused.
April 25 2006 11:06 AM EDT
Vestax = Vest
Verifex = Fex
isn't that hard now is it?
April 25 2006 11:09 AM EDT
So "VestFex" is a multi ??
Do I have some work to do here ?
April 25 2006 11:12 AM EDT
or a Veristax?
April 25 2006 12:03 PM EDT
April 25 2006 12:04 PM EDT
Just call Vestax SUE and be done with it!
Careful Johnny! Before you know it, A Vestax named Sue will have tracked you down 'cuz you're "the dirty, mangy dog that named him Sue" and you'll end up "kicking and a' gouging in the mud and the blood and the beer."
April 25 2006 12:11 PM EDT
"My name is Sue, How do you DO?!?'
April 25 2006 1:28 PM EDT
you'll end up "kicking and a' gouging in the mud and the blood and the beer."
I think that's what Johnny's hoping for! Well, at least the beer part ;)
Verifex + Vestax = multi?
*is hit by a falling anvil*
April 25 2006 10:20 PM EDT
Ooh OOh can I be CrackMonkeys.....oh...erm...wait...
I think Vestax should change his name to GPV again! And while were at it change Shades name to Shadehpoo.
April 25 2006 10:59 PM EDT
Whoa, I completely forgot that Vestax used to be gun proof!
But really, now that Vestax is QB, it's easy to tell who's who, right?
April 26 2006 12:39 AM EDT
That's not possible because I'm not completely Gun proof yet. He's still able to beat me on the second try with Briggs. :P
I suppose me and Verifex will just have to find a way to settle this.
Pistols at dawn?
Pie eating contest?
April 26 2006 4:08 AM EDT
Rather than pistols I'd prefer to see them go for option 2 and the pie eating competition. I'm not sure who my money would be on, but I do know if GL was involved I'd have $10 on him :)
Make that Extra Large Donner Kebabs and that money's safe! ;)
April 26 2006 6:52 AM EDT
I'm still thinking Sue is a really good name.
My daddy left home when I was three
And he didn't leave much to ma and me
Just this old guitar and an empty bottle of booze.
Now, I don't blame him cause he run and hid
But the meanest thing that he ever did
Was before he left, he went and named me "Sue."
Well, he must o' thought that is quite a joke
And it got a lot of laughs from a' lots of folk,
It seems I had to fight my whole life through.
Some gal would giggle and I'd get red
And some guy'd laugh and I'd bust his head,
I tell ya, life ain't easy for a boy named "Sue."
Well, I grew up quick and I grew up mean,
My fist got hard and my wits got keen,
I'd roam from town to town to hide my shame.
But I made a vow to the moon and stars
That I'd search the honky-tonks and bars
And kill that man who gave me that awful name.
Well, it was Gatlinburg in mid-July
And I just hit town and my throat was dry,
I thought I'd stop and have myself a brew.
At an old saloon on a street of mud,
There at a table, dealing stud,
Sat the dirty, mangy dog that named me "Sue."
Well, I knew that snake was my own sweet dad
From a worn-out picture that my mother'd had,
And I knew that scar on his cheek and his evil eye.
He was big and bent and gray and old,
And I looked at him and my blood ran cold
And I said: "My name is 'Sue!' How do you do!
Now your gonna die!!"
Well, I hit him hard right between the eyes
And he went down, but to my surprise,
He come up with a knife and cut off a piece of my ear.
But I busted a chair right across his teeth
And we crashed through the wall and into the street
Kicking and a' gouging in the mud and the blood and the beer.
I tell ya, I've fought tougher men
But I really can't remember when,
He kicked like a mule and he bit like a crocodile.
I heard him laugh and then I heard him cuss,
He went for his gun and I pulled mine first,
He stood there lookin' at me and I saw him smile.
And he said: "Son, this world is rough
And if a man's gonna make it, he's gotta be tough
And I knew I wouldn't be there to help ya along.
So I give ya that name and I said goodbye
I knew you'd have to get tough or die
And it's the name that helped to make you strong."
He said: "Now you just fought one hell of a fight
And I know you hate me, and you got the right
To kill me now, and I wouldn't blame you if you do.
But ya ought to thank me, before I die,
For the gravel in ya guts and the spit in ya eye
Cause I'm the son-of-a-gun that named you "Sue.'"
I got all choked up and I threw down my gun
And I called him my pa, and he called me his son,
And I came away with a different point of view.
And I think about him, now and then,
Every time I try and every time I win,
And if I ever have a son, I think I'm gonna name him
Bill or George! Anything but Sue! I still hate that name!
April 26 2006 6:56 AM EDT
Apologies for rude word in there! I forgot that was there. I'm self fining myself.
50k to central bank!
April 26 2006 6:57 AM EDT
If that's too little or too much let me know!
Johnnywas (Jack Crow) 220.127.116.11 Jonathan (Central Bank) $50000 6:56 AM EDT
April 26 2006 8:29 AM EDT
I edited out your little faux pas Johnny.
For the record with forum slips like that, especially when they are "quotes" and obviously made public on our forums in error, I wouldn't fine a person. Mistakes happen. Also, the fine for such a slip is typically $25k although it's open to the admins discretion to decide if more or less is appropriate.
$50k fees are normally reserved for things like changing User names. Given your fixation of late with a certain female handle I think it's more appropriate we consider your $50k as payment for said name change.
April 26 2006 8:31 AM EDT
My name is Sue, how do you do!??!?
Sense of humour overload! :D
I think I was playing longest, but I'm not sure -- Verifex
Verifex, user#3975, a member since Jan 2, 2005
Vestax, user#67641, a member since May 16, 2005
I was playing in CB1 too, but I don't remember when I first started there.
All I know is that I joined the same day bartjan did. Thats my reference.
April 26 2006 6:02 PM EDT
Hi Sutekh, err, Sukotto ;)
"A member of Carnage Blender since March 24, 2003."
April 26 2006 6:11 PM EDT
I just noticed that if you add some spaces, you get:
Johnny was a boy named Sue.
April 26 2006 6:16 PM EDT
So slow Mael. So slow. I'm disappointed in you! ;)
April 26 2006 6:24 PM EDT
Huh? You mean you noticed that??
I guess when I see the name "Johnnywas", I don't really read it anymore...
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