Hello, I'm Verifex, but you can call me Vestax. (in Off-topic)

AdminQBVerifex [Serenity In Chaos] April 24 2006 5:56 PM EDT

Yes, I'm one of the crazy new QB's.

I just wanted to post to say my name is Verifex, not Vestax!

That is all.


AdminQBnovice [Cult of the Valaraukar] April 24 2006 5:57 PM EDT

What did you want now Vest?

th00p April 24 2006 6:00 PM EDT

Silly Vestax, what do you want?

InebriatedArsonist April 24 2006 6:00 PM EDT


Did Lucy move the football again, Verifex?

AdminQBVerifex [Serenity In Chaos] April 24 2006 6:02 PM EDT

I'm also not a fax machine either.

AdminG Beee April 24 2006 6:10 PM EDT

QB or not, it could be Vestax soon enough if we choose. Remember that !

AdminQBnovice [Cult of the Valaraukar] April 24 2006 6:19 PM EDT

maybe if your user pic wasn't boring holes through my brain...

Maelstrom April 24 2006 6:30 PM EDT

Do people actually get you mixed up with Vestax? If so, which of you has been playing longest? Maybe the older player can claim rights to names of the form Ve**x, and force the other to change to a new name.


AdminQBVerifex [Serenity In Chaos] April 24 2006 6:41 PM EDT

I think I was playing longest, but I'm not sure. Also I picked a new userpic novice, so you can go back to sewing or sitting or eating or whatever it is that you do!

AdminQBGentlemanLoser [{END}] April 24 2006 7:13 PM EDT


No! Where have the teeth gone??? I want my mural of pain!

DD34isback(justkidding) [Severswoed Accounting] April 24 2006 7:15 PM EDT

i love you take that any way you like

ScY April 24 2006 7:21 PM EDT

wait, your not a fax mechine??!!

then why can you command the fax armies?

AdminQBVerifex [Serenity In Chaos] April 24 2006 7:29 PM EDT

Ok, I think this picture is better.

QBBast [Hidden Agenda] April 24 2006 7:34 PM EDT

I am quite sure each of you has been accused of a certain over-fondness for fascism in the past year. I still believe you "both" are a multi, at which point -- does it really matter if we get the name right on the account you are using at the moment we wish to address you?

AdminQBGentlemanLoser [{END}] April 25 2006 3:06 AM EDT

:D Yay! The teeth are back! :D

Bite me! Bite me!

AdminQBnovice [Cult of the Valaraukar] April 25 2006 3:24 AM EDT

I wasn't worried about teeth, her face if the problem

[T]Vestax April 25 2006 6:40 AM EDT

Like I keep saying. I'm not Vestax!

QBJohnnywas April 25 2006 6:43 AM EDT

Ok, you're Verifex and you over there, you're Vestax? Ok. So who is Keyser Soze?

{CB1}Lukeyman April 25 2006 7:06 AM EDT

I'm Lukey ^_^

Gallatin [Thanoscopter And You] April 25 2006 8:30 AM EDT

XP It's mixed up in here.

*smashes a few pineapples with a box*

smallpau1 - Go Blues [Lower My Fees] April 25 2006 10:08 AM EDT

lol, nice title name change, =P

QBJohnnywas April 25 2006 10:11 AM EDT

Lol, nice one. I can't guess who would do such a thing!

BTW, should we not be addressing you by your title Mr QB sir?

QBBarzooMonkey April 25 2006 10:16 AM EDT

One of them should trade in their "v" for something else -



[T]Vestax April 25 2006 10:46 AM EDT

I didn't change the title. I'd look to an admin with a sense of humor.

As for the name, Verifex had his first. I'd change my name, but that might cause too much confusion. :P

QBBast [Hidden Agenda] April 25 2006 10:53 AM EDT

Which one of you prefers to be called Lord Vex?

Xiaz on Hiatus April 25 2006 10:56 AM EDT

You two should just call yourselves.




Man, I'm confused.

AdminShade April 25 2006 11:06 AM EDT

Vestax = Vest
Verifex = Fex

isn't that hard now is it?

AdminG Beee April 25 2006 11:09 AM EDT

So "VestFex" is a multi ??

Do I have some work to do here ?

AdminShade April 25 2006 11:12 AM EDT

or a Veristax?

Maelstrom April 25 2006 12:03 PM EDT


QBJohnnywas April 25 2006 12:04 PM EDT

Just call Vestax SUE and be done with it!

QBBarzooMonkey April 25 2006 12:09 PM EDT

Careful Johnny! Before you know it, A Vestax named Sue will have tracked you down 'cuz you're "the dirty, mangy dog that named him Sue" and you'll end up "kicking and a' gouging in the mud and the blood and the beer."


QBJohnnywas April 25 2006 12:11 PM EDT

"My name is Sue, How do you DO?!?'

Maelstrom April 25 2006 1:28 PM EDT

you'll end up "kicking and a' gouging in the mud and the blood and the beer."

I think that's what Johnny's hoping for! Well, at least the beer part ;)

Gallatin [Thanoscopter And You] April 25 2006 8:49 PM EDT

Verifex + Vestax = multi?

*is hit by a falling anvil*

YNM April 25 2006 10:20 PM EDT

Ooh OOh can I be CrackMonkeys.....oh...erm...wait...

I think Vestax should change his name to GPV again! And while were at it change Shades name to Shadehpoo.

Maelstrom April 25 2006 10:59 PM EDT

Whoa, I completely forgot that Vestax used to be gun proof!

But really, now that Vestax is QB, it's easy to tell who's who, right?
/me snickers


[T]Vestax April 26 2006 12:39 AM EDT

That's not possible because I'm not completely Gun proof yet. He's still able to beat me on the second try with Briggs. :P

I suppose me and Verifex will just have to find a way to settle this.

AdminQBGentlemanLoser [{END}] April 26 2006 2:44 AM EDT

Pistols at dawn?

Pie eating contest?


Vestifex FTW!

InebriatedArsonist April 26 2006 3:40 AM EDT

AdminG Beee April 26 2006 4:08 AM EDT

Rather than pistols I'd prefer to see them go for option 2 and the pie eating competition. I'm not sure who my money would be on, but I do know if GL was involved I'd have $10 on him :)

AdminQBGentlemanLoser [{END}] April 26 2006 4:15 AM EDT


Make that Extra Large Donner Kebabs and that money's safe! ;)

QBJohnnywas April 26 2006 6:52 AM EDT

I'm still thinking Sue is a really good name.

My daddy left home when I was three
And he didn't leave much to ma and me
Just this old guitar and an empty bottle of booze.
Now, I don't blame him cause he run and hid
But the meanest thing that he ever did
Was before he left, he went and named me "Sue."

Well, he must o' thought that is quite a joke
And it got a lot of laughs from a' lots of folk,
It seems I had to fight my whole life through.
Some gal would giggle and I'd get red
And some guy'd laugh and I'd bust his head,
I tell ya, life ain't easy for a boy named "Sue."

Well, I grew up quick and I grew up mean,
My fist got hard and my wits got keen,
I'd roam from town to town to hide my shame.
But I made a vow to the moon and stars
That I'd search the honky-tonks and bars
And kill that man who gave me that awful name.

Well, it was Gatlinburg in mid-July
And I just hit town and my throat was dry,
I thought I'd stop and have myself a brew.
At an old saloon on a street of mud,
There at a table, dealing stud,
Sat the dirty, mangy dog that named me "Sue."

Well, I knew that snake was my own sweet dad
From a worn-out picture that my mother'd had,
And I knew that scar on his cheek and his evil eye.
He was big and bent and gray and old,
And I looked at him and my blood ran cold
And I said: "My name is 'Sue!' How do you do!
Now your gonna die!!"

Well, I hit him hard right between the eyes
And he went down, but to my surprise,
He come up with a knife and cut off a piece of my ear.
But I busted a chair right across his teeth
And we crashed through the wall and into the street
Kicking and a' gouging in the mud and the blood and the beer.

I tell ya, I've fought tougher men
But I really can't remember when,
He kicked like a mule and he bit like a crocodile.
I heard him laugh and then I heard him cuss,
He went for his gun and I pulled mine first,
He stood there lookin' at me and I saw him smile.

And he said: "Son, this world is rough
And if a man's gonna make it, he's gotta be tough
And I knew I wouldn't be there to help ya along.
So I give ya that name and I said goodbye
I knew you'd have to get tough or die
And it's the name that helped to make you strong."

He said: "Now you just fought one hell of a fight
And I know you hate me, and you got the right
To kill me now, and I wouldn't blame you if you do.
But ya ought to thank me, before I die,
For the gravel in ya guts and the spit in ya eye
Cause I'm the son-of-a-gun that named you "Sue.'"

I got all choked up and I threw down my gun
And I called him my pa, and he called me his son,
And I came away with a different point of view.
And I think about him, now and then,
Every time I try and every time I win,
And if I ever have a son, I think I'm gonna name him
Bill or George! Anything but Sue! I still hate that name!

QBJohnnywas April 26 2006 6:56 AM EDT

Apologies for rude word in there! I forgot that was there. I'm self fining myself.

50k to central bank!

QBJohnnywas April 26 2006 6:57 AM EDT

If that's too little or too much let me know!

Johnnywas (Jack Crow) Jonathan (Central Bank) $50000 6:56 AM EDT

AdminG Beee April 26 2006 8:29 AM EDT

I edited out your little faux pas Johnny.

For the record with forum slips like that, especially when they are "quotes" and obviously made public on our forums in error, I wouldn't fine a person. Mistakes happen. Also, the fine for such a slip is typically $25k although it's open to the admins discretion to decide if more or less is appropriate.

$50k fees are normally reserved for things like changing User names. Given your fixation of late with a certain female handle I think it's more appropriate we consider your $50k as payment for said name change.

QBJohnnywas April 26 2006 8:31 AM EDT

My name is Sue, how do you do!??!?

AdminQBGentlemanLoser [{END}] April 26 2006 8:32 AM EDT



Sense of humour overload! :D

QBBarzooMonkey April 26 2006 8:55 AM EDT

Now that is funny!!!

Sukotto [lookingglas] April 26 2006 6:00 PM EDT

I think I was playing longest, but I'm not sure -- Verifex

Verifex, user#3975, a member since Jan 2, 2005

Vestax, user#67641, a member since May 16, 2005

AdminQBVerifex [Serenity In Chaos] April 26 2006 6:02 PM EDT

I was playing in CB1 too, but I don't remember when I first started there.

All I know is that I joined the same day bartjan did. Thats my reference.

bartjan April 26 2006 6:02 PM EDT

Hi Sutekh, err, Sukotto ;)

AdminQBVerifex [Serenity In Chaos] April 26 2006 6:08 PM EDT

Hurray google!

"A member of Carnage Blender since March 24, 2003."

Maelstrom April 26 2006 6:11 PM EDT

I just noticed that if you add some spaces, you get:

Johnny was a boy named Sue.

QBJohnnywas April 26 2006 6:16 PM EDT

So slow Mael. So slow. I'm disappointed in you! ;)

Maelstrom April 26 2006 6:24 PM EDT

Huh? You mean you noticed that??

I guess when I see the name "Johnnywas", I don't really read it anymore...
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