The truth behind boring chat = boring old people (in Off-topic)

{CB1ate}aupStar May 11 2006 12:22 PM EDT

Boring old people live in carnage, and since us youngens can no longer inhabit np, we're stuck in carnage with all the old people!!

Old people are boring...they either never talk, or tell you to keep quiet so they can yawn and chew tobacco in peace!

No wonder chat is so empty these days.
I say we kill them all and feed them to the ducks!
Then eat the ducks for dinner.

That way us youngens can take over the world and make it a much more exciting place to live in. A world where boring people are executed on the spot and hanged to show what becomes of those that are dull...A whole new world that's better for us all....

QBsutekh137 May 11 2006 12:26 PM EDT

I am exceedingly non-boring.

AdminShade May 11 2006 12:27 PM EDT

And I am exceedingly not old :p

IndependenZ May 11 2006 12:27 PM EDT

*yawns and chews on his tobacco in peace*

NSFY May 11 2006 12:34 PM EDT

Sute is right - he isn't all. Long-winded, maybe sometimes ;)

The carnage chat environment was created by humorless borg and chatops. It is an insidious persistent pall, but not insurmountable. I just have more important things to do so someone else will have to pick up the slack.

Roughneck May 11 2006 12:34 PM EDT

Takes a Geritol,reaches for my walker,Then shakes his fist,These kids nowadays have no respect for their elders.Not quite that old yet but well on my way.

QBBarzooMonkey May 11 2006 1:20 PM EDT

I say we take the entire "Princess-Can't-Be-Wrong" generation and feed them more Ritalin so that they calm down and actually do leave us to yawn and chew tobacco in peace.

That way us oldens wouldn't be bothered with the childishly annoying spew that is this thread.

AdminQBVerifex [Serenity In Chaos] May 11 2006 1:26 PM EDT

not be so boring, maybe I can build a suspense-bot to make you happy then you will like chat and everyone can be happy.

Look for more exciting me in chat, now!

colonel [penny pincher] May 11 2006 1:43 PM EDT

* colonel salutes

QBBast [Hidden Agenda] May 11 2006 1:50 PM EDT

ur dum n newayz ur post is to long

Alternatively, if you had something both shockingly interesting and brilliant to say, you surely couldn't be stopped? No stuffy, elderly chat-codger like Raven could keep you quiet or resist responding to your insights himself.

QBsutekh137 May 11 2006 2:19 PM EDT

Chat needs an ombudsman, clearly.

And more on topic, I turned off chat a while back for the reasons NSFY states. I could always have fun there if I wanted to, but it was usually me starting the fun (at the times I was doing it, anyway). That's no fun.

Hakai [Aye Phelta Thi] May 11 2006 3:28 PM EDT

well, everytime I go to carnage nowadays, it's full of I missing something? lol

LayWaste-[bA May 11 2006 3:43 PM EDT

I rather enjoy the fact that the majority of people who responded are those aupStar was referring to. It seems they are taking offense, although small and negligible, it shines. :) Maybe it's a sign that aupStar's just posting what we're all thinking? :P

QBOddBird May 11 2006 9:02 PM EDT

Must be because I've been out of chat for a while. I'll come back, rest assured, and then all the former partying that occured in NP will return.

Without my incredible good looks, chat gets boring quick. I apologize for my lack of presence, and the apology is doubled to all the women.

SNK3R May 11 2006 9:09 PM EDT

Could your head get any larger?

LayWaste-[bA May 11 2006 9:13 PM EDT

Could you make that get any bolder? :)

Mem May 11 2006 9:31 PM EDT

The problem these days is that young people are bombarded with all the latest fads on a second by waking second basis. This leads to a dramatic lack of culture in the majority of youth. How can you claim yourself interesting when you lack the wherewithal to be the aforementioned?

"O youth! The strength of it, the faith of it, the imagination of it!... Oh, the glamour of youth! Oh, the fire of it, more dazzling than the flames of the burning ship, throwing a magic light on the wide earth, leaping audaciously to the sky, presently to be quenched by time, more cruel, more pitiless, more bitter than the sea-- and like the flames of the burning ship surrounded by an impenetrable night."

-- Joseph Conrad's 'Youth'

InebriatedArsonist May 11 2006 9:33 PM EDT

What's the world coming to when a man can't sit on his porch in his favorite rocking chair, all the while sipping a cold drink?

Get off my lawn!

YNM May 11 2006 10:34 PM EDT

Cause IA you throw rocks at the youngsters...and not the small ones.

Admin{CB1}Slayer333 [SHIELD] May 11 2006 10:40 PM EDT

Well duhh YNM...

the small ones hurt less.

YNM May 11 2006 11:38 PM EDT

Yeah just look at the bruise on my....shoulder....

Maelstrom May 11 2006 11:53 PM EDT

"Old people are boring..."

I'm insulted that you think old people are boring. I'm still young, but I can be boring, too! Don't pigeonhole me as an exciting person simply because of my age - I won't stand for it!


AdminQBVerifex [Serenity In Chaos] May 11 2006 11:57 PM EDT

Hey Maelstrom would you like to have a boring-off, I bet I can beat you!

Maelstrom May 12 2006 12:06 AM EDT

No, not against you, you'll win! :P

AdminQBVerifex [Serenity In Chaos] May 12 2006 12:09 AM EDT

/me flexes his boundless boring muscles

Maelstrom May 12 2006 12:25 AM EDT

/me cowers at the intimidating display of utter boredom

Gallatin [Thanoscopter And You] May 12 2006 1:09 AM EDT

*cracks his knuckles and clocks Maelstrom and Blast*

Maelstrom May 12 2006 1:16 AM EDT

No! Not the sound of cracking knuckles! A clock? What time is it? I think it's past my bedtime...

Gallatin [Thanoscopter And You] May 12 2006 1:26 AM EDT

By "clocks", I punched you, Mael.

AdminG Beee May 12 2006 4:08 AM EDT

When does a young person become "old"? Is it an age thing?

I'm young and chat never seems boring anytime I visit. Maybe I'm just old...

QBJohnnywas May 12 2006 4:52 AM EDT

Is that before or after the 'I Love You All' posts Mr Beee?

babbler May 12 2006 5:38 AM EDT

Get off my lawn you brats!
This thread was way to long to read without my glasses.

G Beee old is easily defined. It is 10 years older than me.

QBJohnnywas May 12 2006 5:48 AM EDT

How old are you? Because old is older than me, and I was born in the 60's......

{CB1ate}aupStar May 12 2006 6:26 AM EDT

To those that took offense,

1. You have no sense of humor
2. You are boring!
3. You are most probably old

That pretty much sums it up..hehehe
I like cake! =q*
Make me some pleaaaaaseeeee....x)))

AdminG Beee May 12 2006 6:32 AM EDT

Chat and forum banned {CB1ate}aupStar for being young and the only one with a sense of humour.

Gallatin [Thanoscopter And You] May 12 2006 7:01 AM EDT

*sighs and carps aupStar*

{CB1ate}aupStar May 12 2006 7:01 AM EDT're brilliant!...

th00p May 12 2006 3:39 PM EDT

AupStar is back!

YNM May 13 2006 11:04 PM EDT

Stop being BOoooORing!

Silly old people turn off your hearing aid...then we won't bug ya!

Maelstrom May 14 2006 2:22 AM EDT

Don't you mean take off our bifocals? Since... we're actually reading, not hearing...

Ehhh, can you type a little larger, sonny?


LayWaste-[bA May 14 2006 3:33 AM EDT

View -> Text Size, Mael :P

ScY May 14 2006 6:49 PM EDT

This BIG enough for ya?!
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