Funniest Chat Conversation Contest (in Contests)

Rules:
1.10k entry fee sent to Funniest Conversation (donations accepted) 200k pot and we haven't even started it!
2.Keep it PG
3. Chat can be from anywhere on the internet. (make it real though.)
4. Have Fun
5. First Second and Third place will be selected by Mikel and I.
6. Contest ends 12:00 June 7th.

EX:

[G_Beee] how can being 20 be underage for anything. What a weird country you live in. Sort yourselves out !
[edyit] yup
[OB's_Genie] i say you can do whatever you want at age 5!
[edyit] 18 to die in a war 21 to drink in a bar makes sense doesn't it
[Mrs_Beee] lol
[OB's_Genie] lol
[G_Beee] in UK it's worse I guess. 16 to get married, 18 to drink champagne at the party to celebrate with your new wife.
[Mrs_Beee] Age 16 to get married here but you have to wait till your 18 to celebrate it!
[G_Beee] too slow
[Mrs_Beee] lol
[TreeVillan] lol
[Mrs_Beee] You've moved the keys!!
[G_Beee] you have fat fingers !
[Mrs_Beee] lol
[Ob's_Genie] LoL! :P
[Mrs_Beee] Take that back or you're on the sofa tonight

^^^^^^^
Replacing all that with html is hard work! :P Have fun, and enjoy!

* deifeln fart s
<Flamey> lol
<Dark_Dreky> nice nice, you must be gettin excited
<Shade> ewww!



1st entry. Hope the contest goes well for you. Come on people join the fun, and help deifeln 's gas win me 200k.

For the record, I only farted in chat to provide an entry for this contest.

:o)

<Pretty_Dotson> well deifeln just farted in the forums
<[Genie]Glowie's_Bubble> yeah i see. :P
<Shade> shame on him
<return_of_kefeck> HEY pretty you didnt put me in

While being in Carnage:

<Pretty_Dotson> im going to NP to see what the noobs can come up with
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<Pretty_Dotson> Id love to have bubble's 200k
<deifeln> you'd share with me right?
<Pretty_Dotson> uhhh no
<edyit> lol
<Pretty_Dotson> im poor
<deifeln> I farted for an entry
<return_of_kefeck> thanks a lot shade
<Flamey> lol
<Shade> lol

shhh....I'm hunting wabbits no drive bys please... bah, you scared the rabbit >.

<Shade> ehm, this is carnage milady...
<Pretty_Dotson> race you back to carnage
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<return_of_kefeck> have you guys seen the new nub on the rise his name is george bush
<Shade> i won :p
<cbLoans(DD)> pretty...
<Pretty_Dotson> wow,, you are fast shade
<Flamey> i want to kill him
<Flamey> i saw him
<Shade> kill who?
<edyit> we all beat you
<Flamey> the guy who called his character george bush
<Pretty_Dotson> jeez man.. hey wait!!! i never left Carnage did i?
<Shade> duh

some people give me too much ammo...

<{CB1}Slayer333> shhh....I'm hunting wabbits
<cbLoans(DD)> no drive bys please...
<{CB1}Slayer333> bah, you scared the rabbit >.<
* {Im_BaCk}R3d_Dra90N goes and hides just in case slayer wants to go up to bigger game

<Pretty_Dotson> wat are we doinga nd whats the prize?
<[Genie]Glowie's_Bubble> potatos. and the prize is a potato.
<PitSpawn_Dotson> just some fun music trivia :)
<Pretty_Dotson> whats the question?
<Nerevas> to potato or not to potato, that is the question
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<cbLoans(DD)> we are getting naked and the prize is getting naked
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<Pretty_Dotson> umm i gues i win?

<deifeln> {cb1}Bull3t F4c3 is selling CB for 10USD per million....guess he has given in to market forces
<cbLoans(DD)> lol
<[BW]Taylor> lol

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<[Twilight_Knight]Seran> You streaked carnage again, Bast. =P
<Bast> Did !? O.O
<[Twilight_Knight]Seran> Yes. I saw you clearly.
<Bast> Staring were you? Shame on you.
<[Twilight_Knight]Seran> I think I'll forget that I ever said that and run back to carnage. Yikes!
* [Twilight_Knight]Seran darts out the door.
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<SNK3R> Don't they have those games where you hold a cake and have to sit down?
<SNK3R> Kind of like musical chairs?
* PitSpawn_Dotson shrugs
<SNK3R> I think I won a cake like that when I was younger.
<PitSpawn_Dotson> hehe
<SNK3R> I don't think I even ate a slice since it didn't look good.
<Mem_Dotson> Pie?
<SNK3R> Cake.
<Mem_Dotson> You got pie?
<SNK3R> Cake.
<Mem_Dotson> I want pie.
<SNK3R> So do I.

<SNK3R> What's the longest living thing?
<return_of_kefeck> How about a tree
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<SNK3R> "The giant tortoise lives the longest, about 177 years in captivity, and the gastrotrich (a minute aquatic animal) lives the shortest--three days."
<Mem_Dotson> Yeah... that would definitely have to be a tree.
<SNK3R> Oh, this question was about animals...
<Mem_Dotson> You said 'living thing'.
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<return_of_kefeck> yeah I noticed after you answered
<SNK3R> "250-million-year-old bacteria were found in ancient sea salt beneath Carlsbad, New Mexico."
<SNK3R> Heh!
<return_of_kefeck> did you just now go and look that up
<SNK3R> Of course, I'm interested.
<Mem_Dotson> That hardly counts. Bacteria go into periods of dormancy in which they aren't technically alive.
<SNK3R> "...researchers in Pennsylvania have discovered a living plant that is a remnant of the last Ice Age. Using the known rate of growth if this self-sterile plant, they estimated that this 1/4-acre colony is over 13,000 years old." I need to get IA to get me a picture. ;)
<return_of_kefeck> was this bacteria capable of getting someone sick
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<Mem_Dotson> Not all bacteria is bad for the human body.
<SNK3R> Looks like a lot of toroises live a _long_ time.
<Mem_Dotson> Toroises?
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<Mem_Dotson> :P Gotcha!
<SNK3R> Oh, I didn't even notice.
<SNK3R> Checkin' up on coldest climates.
<Mem_Dotson> Where do elephants fall on the list of average life expectancy? I thought they were somewhere around the 150 year mark.
<SNK3R> "Yes, the Antarctic has the coldest temperatures on the earth, but that shouldn't surprise you. (Coldest reported temperature ever was -89.4ºC/-129ºF.)" Man...
<return_of_kefeck> dude is this a trivia cotest night
<return_of_kefeck> contest
<Mem_Dotson> Nope. It's just SNK's list of useless knowledge hour.
<SNK3R> Heh.
<SNK3R> Sorry. I'm just intrigued by the wonders...

Mem_Dotson> Who wants to give me some CB for a cribbage match...you must allow me to win said match.
<Bast> "Whom"
<deifeln> I would, but I am having a bout of gas.
<Bast> Does nobody here care about the English language?
<G_Beee> Nope.
<SNK3R> Heh.
* deifeln farts
<Bast> You would do that.
<deifeln> What's that supposed to mean?
<Bast> You function at a first grade humor level.
<deifeln> Fart humor is at least middle school...no?
<Bast> No.
<deifeln> Wanna' have babies with me Bast?
<Bast> No.
<deifeln> Dinner?
<Bast> No.
<deifeln> Anything?
<Bast> I'll have a plate of beans with you.
* Bast farts

<Glowie> 666 Slayer Arrows [15x1] (+0) wonder how much theyd sell for in auctions tuesday ;p
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- new players: Welcome back to CB, Salokin2
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<Glowie> well they couldnt go in auctions the NW is 666 as well ;p
<{CB1}Slayer333> :o
<{CB1}Slayer333> I'd so buy those!
<Glowie> 666k?
<{CB1}Slayer333> mmm....no : )
* Glowie giggles.
<Glowie> 66600?
* Glowie grins.
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<{CB1}Slayer333> ...ok : P
<Glowie> shoot someone send me 66.6k and ill send you some arrows.. i just bought and merged ;p (they may have been bought that way and i didnt realize it)
<{CB1}Slayer333> sent ; P
<Glowie> lol
<Sanith> what the->Score / PR / MPR: 2,589 / 187,378 / 2,003
<Glowie> i was checking my transfers to see how i ended up with 666 ;p and i saw you sent it

in pm:
=> {CB1}Slayer333 auctioneer (auctioneer) Glowie (Aunt Mandy) 666 Slayer Arrows [15x1] (+0) (end-auction 58716) June 3 2006 7:11 PM EDT
=> {CB1}Slayer333 i bought them like that.. you now have a certificate of authencity ;p
<{CB1}Slayer333> \o/
=> {CB1}Slayer333 \o/?
<{CB1}Slayer333> its a cheerleader : P
=> {CB1}Slayer333 oh... ok...if....you......say......................................so
<{CB1}Slayer333> bah
<{CB1}Slayer333> guess the cheerleader only works on IRC...it looks wierd here 0.o

Pfft...I'm in two of these!

Copyright infringement!

=> {CB1}Slayer333 i copied the 666 from chat and pm to post in the chat contest ;p just so you know ;p
<{CB1}Slayer333> : P *Go For It!*


See I got permission :)

tomorrow is the last day to enter. Come on people. i know the chat is funny, i see it all the time! ;)

1 hour left to enter.. anyone? LoL

Well it's over, Mikel and I will judge soon as we can.

missed it by one day!!! and of course I stumble into the chat room while Pretty Dotson, and (genie) Glowies Bubble are discussing new strategies. They had just seemed to settle on a winning strat idea of a +50 Corn with 1 million AS and an RoS....

Ohh well I will share this with all of you anyway enjoy

<Pretty_Dotson> wow that would be a 100% bonus to yoru enchantments
<[Genie]Glowie's_Bubble> yeah lol.
<Pretty_Dotson> ros + a corn+50 jeeez
<[Genie]Glowie's_Bubble> AS 1mil and a +50 corn. LoL
<[Genie]Glowie's_Bubble> 2mil AS. :P
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<Pretty_Dotson> as 1 mill 2 mill lvl ros corn +50 = 4 mill AS
<Pretty_Dotson> on 3-4 characters
<Pretty_Dotson> jeez...
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<velvetpickle> yeah and all it would take is about 600trillion $CB
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<[Genie]Glowie's_Bubble> lol
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<[Genie]Glowie's_Bubble> no, it would take only 300trillion. LoL. :P
<velvetpickle> which would only make your PR roughly 3 million I guess
<[Genie]Glowie's_Bubble> lol
<velvetpickle> so a very strong (and feasable) strat imo
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<velvetpickle> what if you did a lvl 100billion ToA instead of the RoS?? I bet that would make you even better

Feel free to shower me in CBD in spite of the fact that I ignored rules 1, 4, and 6.  Thanks.

[Slamslice_yeap_from_cb1] can anyone tell me why mike shinota left linkin park to become fort miner?
[new_players] he did?
[th00p_Beee] because he's crazy and stupid
[Slamslice_yeap_from_cb1] lol
[th00p_Beee] i don't know, i never liked them much anyways
[Slamslice_yeap_from_cb1] still good tho cant believe hes more rap than anything now tho
[new_players] good idea
[Slamslice_yeap_from_cb1] im gonna listen to him even if he is rap like
[new_players] hilarious
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[Nymandus] ive got a better idea... give me your paypal address and ill send you a dollar... buy some taste
[{scytale}] lol
[th00p_Beee] hahaha
[Slamslice_yeap_from_cb1] who u talking about nymandus?
[th00p_Beee] you, slamslice

Alright, The Results Are FINALLY In.

Coming in First place is: Bok_Dotson

Coming in Second Place is:Kefeck_Dotson

Coming in Third Place is: Nerevas

The Prizes Are 150,000 to Bok_Dotson, 100,000 to Kefeck_Dotson, and 50,000 to Nerevas.

Deifeln would have been second place but he did not send an entrance fee.

Prizes will be sent shortly.

[Genie]Glowie's Bubble(Funniest Conversation) 172.164.38.89 Bok Dotson (uc) $150000 2:24 AM ED

[Genie]Glowie's Bubble(Funniest Conversation) 172.164.38.89 kefeck Dotson (Havoc) $100000 2:25 AM ED

[Genie]Glowie's Bubble(Funniest Conversation) 172.164.38.89 Nerevas (Black Sophist) $50000 2:26 AM EDT

Good Job To You Three. Enjoy the money. :)

Sweeet 50k!. Haha, I didn't read Bok's entry till just now. Definitely deserved 1st place.

I was just in chat wondering where I got an additional 100k then flamey told me. I lose so much I did not even think about this. Well anyway thanks.

Oh yeah special thanks to mem dotson who copied and sent that part of the chat to me.

sweet my first contest win yeah!!!!